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November 14, 2007

Temperamental I snap quick very touchy…my attitude is all fuked up and real shitty, I blog like no one out there can fuk with me
You feel different see me; I’ll throw a TV at you.

I’m going to have to do a new Top 10 based on my real official crushes…not who I think is hot at the moment

Never had a woman with light brown nipples and areolas…I want that….least just once.

PROJECT RUNWAY TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so you are not supposed to call people ugly…and people YOU may consider unattractive another person might not
BUT admit it; there ARE some universally accepted Unattractive characteristics right?

eclectik Soap Report:

Young and The Restless

UGH let this woman die already…I’m tired of the hospital
Why couldn’t Noah die?
I seriously want to kick my TV every time Nikki is on it
Neil is a pussy…get over Dru…Nia Peebles is Bangin
..And his long face daughter needs to find a black man
SPEAKING of which JOY! Lil Richie will be leavin the show soon

General Hospital:

Zacharra is Ape Shit still…a little too over the top
My Girlfriend hasn’t been back on for a minute
How is it Jason got to the island but they can’t get off?
Who cares about Rick or Robin or Carly?
How you gon stop in the middle of everything to do a blood transfusion?
Spinelli and LuLu…sigh…she’s not even bangin!
Lemme just say for the record IF you listened to my about Microsoft when I told you to (When I did) you’re up ATLEAST 17% on your investment even with the market acting a fool

Goldilocks was a slore!…She breaks and Enters, trespasses, eats somebody’s food…sleeps in their bed and gets mad cuz someone is pissed about it.

I’m VERY dependable but I don’t like being counted on

What guy other than me finds arms sexy?
…I’d rather have a woman with ant hill breasts and a little mound of an ass if she could have sexy skin, legs and arms
(Again pretty face trumps all)

I make a good boyfrind on like Tuesdays and thursdays…like Chem Lab

Make my nature rise…where did THAT dumb ass saying come from?

And Call a Spade a spade…umm, k….soooo…SPADE

I’m not doing anything for new years so don’t ask me…

I swear this planet is not for me…I cannot stand people; I can’t wait till they open Mars up…I’m outta here.

You know what’s bull? The Dollar store…I remember at first it was just the dollar store…where everything in there was a dollar
but really it’s more with tax..Then they have the $3 then the $5 where you have things a certain amount or less
…damn with this theory EVERY store is a damn dollar store.

Women are incredible…how is every woman not at least bi-curious? lol

I’m not always horny…I just type like it.

Right here Amerie displays just about everything I find makes a perfect woman (physically)
Incredible skin, Great legs, sexy arms, pretty face, and some hot ass shoes.

I have the answers…people just don’t listen.

You know what’s stupid/always awkward…when someone sneezes and it’s ‘bless you’ then they sneeze again and a again right afterwards
…keep sayin it fuktard

What’s the point/purpose of a Computer virus? Someone makes them just to fuk up your computer…but why though?

Remember Chick-O-Stix?

You know how I differentiate Soul music from everything else?
Soul music you understand the lyrics…they are talking about something…it has a theme…emotion, feeling

  • marinate

    So now that I am considered weird for burst out into short screams laughing at your crazy ass, I mean what “E”? you need a hug?! LMAO!!

    Light brown nipples and areolas….can’t help you, ha!

    Did you just kind of like call yourself a “part-time lover” (good boyfriend on Tuesday’s and Thursday’s)

    Y&R is getting on my dayum nerves!!! Vicki…what the hell? No one in the world knows why she is sleep like sleeping frickin beauty or something….specialist….not so specialist….I mean what!!!????

    YES! Lil Ritchie presence is so not needed and tell him to take Lily too…go run off and get married or something he wants her anyway..sheesh!

    How about Paul’s daughter….I want her to get some because she obviously has alot of pinned up aggression that she needs to let out…spoiled brat I HATE YOU!!!!

    Someone asking about New Years already? Dayum are they buying you a ticket somewhere? I wanna go!!! Please take me with you I’ll be good, haaaaaaa!!!

    Amerie is one reason I am back in the gym…..she is inspiration! 2 and half months baby!!!

    I knew a man name E I guess you can see was sex freak

    Met him on e-d talkin’ bout this girls body

    ahahahahhaha!!!! PEACE!

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    I swear this planet is not for me…I cannot stand people; I can’t wait till they open Mars up…I’m outta here.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Amerie is a bad broad. About the only broad I wouldn’t be Sanaa Lathan’s sex toy for. Or Meagan Good.

    Hold up, let me stop lying.

    Nothing compares to Sanaa or Meagan.

    Props on the Prince “hidden message” track.

    We are not worthy, player.

  • http://www.myspace.com/pghtodc B-Dub

    Never had a woman with light brown nipples and areolas…I want that….least just once….[they are kinda cute. you gotta keep the lights on or else what’s the point?]

    What guy other than me finds arms sexy?
    …I’d rather have a woman with ant hill breasts and a little mound of an ass if she could have sexy skin, legs and arms
    (Again pretty face trumps all)……….[Amerie is my prime example that an indredible face, skin, legs, stomach trumps an avg. woman with big boobs and booty anyday.]

    FYI, I already called “Snatchies” on Amerie way back when she first came out.

  • http://atlcutey20.blogspot.com ATLcutey

    hmmmm…guys find arms sexy??

    i need to start toning my arms then.

    your right about the dollar store though. good luck finding anything that is a dollar anymore.

    happy hump day! 🙂

  • creativ1

    You know what’s stupid/always awkward…when someone sneezes and it’s ‘bless you’ then they sneeze again and a again right afterwards
    …keep sayin it fuktard

    But I hate it when people sneeze and if I dont go out of my way to say “Bless You” people wanna look at you funny. Like I’ma athiest or something…..do people even know why we s’posed to say it?

  • dejanae411

    Okay, so you are not supposed to call people ugly…and people YOU may consider unattractive another person might not
    BUT admit it; there ARE some universally accepted Unattractive characteristics right?

    sorry no
    i mean come on
    u got folks sleeping with animals
    to each his own

  • curvydva

    BUT admit it; there ARE some universally accepted Unattractive characteristics right?
    -Well people are attracted to symmetry so I guess if you look like a Picasso… lol

    Goldilocks was a slore!…She breaks and Enters, trespasses, eats somebody’s food…sleeps in their bed and gets mad cuz someone is pissed about it.
    -There’s a book that tells the tale from a different perspective and has Goldie gettin her butt beat in the end like she should have lol. I wish I could remember the name of it…

    Make my nature rise…where did THAT dumb ass saying come from?
    -Probably the same place as “Taste my love” lol

    Remember Chick-O-Stix?
    -Remember them, I still love them to this very day!

  • Arianna

    “Never had a woman with light brown nipples and areolas…I want that….least just once.”: I hope u reach ur goal.

    “BUT admit it; there ARE some universally accepted Unattractive characteristics right?”: Yes…many.

    “I’m going to have to do a new Top 10 based on my real official crushes…not who I think is hot at the moment”: I better b on that list lol

    “I’m not doing anything for new years so don’t ask me…”: E, what r ur plans 4 new years??? :p

    “I’m VERY dependable but I don’t like being counted on”: Me either…not a big fan of pressure.

    “You know what’s stupid/always awkward…when someone sneezes and it’s ‘bless you’ then they sneeze again and a again right afterwards…keep sayin it fuktard”: HAHA…so true…I have allergies, and @ work, sometimes I get like 12 Bless U’s…I b like stfu PLZ!!!

  • cmj_69

    light brown areolas and nipples. are weird
    a good boyfriend on tues and thurs is better than nothing lol
    whats chick-o-stix?
    amerie does have some nice shoes
    whenever i sneeze people just turn around and look at me.they dont say a word
    i missed project runway im in school that night *sigh*

  • Ja Divinity

    Amerie has some bomb ass legs! I’m almost there thought 🙂

    “I swear this planet is not for me…I cannot stand people; I can’t wait till they open Mars up…I’m outta here.”
    lol
    Come on now E, you know that you can’t live without women.

    “Goldilocks was a slore!…She breaks and Enters, trespasses, eats somebody’s food…sleeps in their bed and gets mad cuz someone is pissed about it.”
    LMAO!!
    (so at the end of the story, why isn’t she convicted? Do I suspect a little animated racism here!?!)

    I still buy chick-o-stix everytime I visit the neighborHOOD corner “stoe”

    anyway…good stuff, it’s my daily crack so keep em coming!!!

  • http://www.dariustwilliams.blogspot.com Darius T. Williams

    I used to love chik-o-stix

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Women are incredible…how is every woman not at least bi-curious? lol

    E, trust me, you don’t want to know the truth…lol

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    I make a good boyfrind on like Tuesdays and thursdays…like Chem Lab
    -SAD!

    I’m not always horny…I just type like it.
    -Stop FAKIN! Ur horny ass

    I’m not doing anything for new years so don’t ask me…I
    – Me either and Im tired of my girls askin. It must be the thing to do spend a crazy amount of money to get done up, buy a ticket for who knows what ridiculous amount and not have fun! And since im not a big drinker everyone else will b drunk except me.

  • lovnlife

    I have the answers…people just don’t listen.
    LOL…well don’t be too modest, e.

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