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October 23, 2007

Okay here’s my new idea for a Tattoo
…I’ma get a Pocket tattooed on my ass and walk around and everyone will think I got on some tight ass brown jeans

HDTV should be a must…Regular Def TV looks like GAR-BADGE

What’s up with our Presidents twin daughters? Remember when Chelsea Clinton was all around with her dog face? Where are Jenna and Barbra?

Think I’ma stop watching As The world turns…Meg annoys me.

I reiterate my favorite body parts on a woman (in order) are:

1. Legs
2. Waist/Stomach
3. Arms
4. Breasts
5. Ass

Breasts size don’t really matter it’s allll about the areolas and nipples
I want to add skin in there (That trumps all) but it’s not a body part.

The question is not how do I come up with these things but WHY? lol
…I mean rutabaga?

Know what I like? Cream soda.

When will a Female Rapper come out with “Wonder Woman Dat Dude”?
…complete with Lasso and Bullet Proof Bracelet dance

You know how on TV women get all mad when driving back from somewhere and be like “Stop the car” and they get out like they gon walk?
I’ll give them ONE chance to get back in the car, after that her stubborn ass is on her own.

When I was younger I use to put my tongue over a 9 volt battery…you get shocked/stung a little bit; we did it for that and to see if there was any juice in it

Why would anyone buy a PS3?

So when you wait in your car for the woman to get in the house…if somebody come up from the bushes with a gun and stuff…am I REALLY supposed to get out? LOL!
I mean I got a cell phone …why should BOTH us us get shots licked at our domes?

I’ma stop postin on Mondays

Some people look at the glass as 1/2 empty, some look at the glass as 1/2 full
…I say who’s been drinkin my damn water?

I hate when people have no sense of humor.

Seriously. What’s the difference between Grey and Gray?
…cept a ‘e’ and a ‘a’

You know who’s annoying? You know who ALWAYS pissed me off?…The Microsoft paper clip
Tryin to type something and HIS clippy ass pops up smilin and laughin, Fn F

When you make left turns do you make an “L” with your hand?

Remember back in the day: Lace, panties, butt out, humpin the stage…who would’ve thought that with Mike and Prince that PRINCE would turn out to be the normal one

I’ve found that taking vitamins with sprite is easier…try it

Who came up with Jell-O shots? And aren’t they more work than they need to be?

Bring me some Popeye’s

New Top 10 next week prolly.

Okay I thought about it and the REAL top 5 Greatest Hip Hop Songs of all time

1. La Di Da Di
2. BAD
3. The Show
4. Children’s Story
5. It takes Two

Why are athletes suspended for smoking weed? What advantage does THAT give you?

It is quite possible I will never have a child of my own…I’m not THAT broken up about it…guess we’ll see.

I’ma make me some Chili…my chili is NO joke either son

What if there was a Strip Club where the women took coins?
…heavy ass G strings…weighed down the crotch and brads would look like it had heavy popcorn in them

Why on Porn do they drench women in baby oil these days….I mean that’s what I HEARD they do

…cuz I have friends and that’s a fact like agnus agatha, jermain and jack.

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http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

…I’ma get a Pocket tattooed on my ass and walk around and everyone will think I got on some tight ass brown jeans
-OMG! You are SO wrong.

I have never had cream soda.

You know how on TV women get all mad when driving back from somewhere and be like “Stop the car” and they get out like they gon walk?
I’ll give them ONE chance to get back in the car, after that her stubborn ass is on her own.
-I be dayum, if I get my azz out the car…I don’t care how made I am, you’re taking me home.

When I was younger I use to put my tongue over a 9 volt battery…you get shocked/stung a little bit
-Ooh, that explains a lot. *sticks out tongue*

…I say who’s been drinkin my damn water?
*smh*, lol

LOL at Michael and Prince. And normal is so relative.

Why on Porn do they drench women in baby oil these days….I mean that’s what I HEARD they do
-You heard…oh…ok…
http://thenewgee.blogspot.com gee unit

u r funnneeeee today! WOW!!!…the MS paper clip?? wow!
…I want summa yo brown suga, love da rotation…you big pocket tattoo wearing , pretending to be jeans, 1/2 empty glass of cream soda dranking, if we were alone….
http://gnexxd.blogspot.com/ GurlNexxDoor

It doesn’t hurt to get a tattoo on your butt, I guess cause there’s a little meat there. Don’t ask how I know…
Chris_KOS

I have a PS3 and in two years its gonna beat out the 360 like the ps2 beat the xbox.

cream soda is the shiznit, too bad its hard to find.

That damn paper clip got under my skin, especially when i was typing and then I couldn’t because I had to take him out.
tenacious

E….you stooopid
http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez Santana Caress

What’s up with our Presidents twin daughters? Remember when Chelsea Clinton was all around with her dog face? Where are Jenna and Barbra?
DO WE REALLY NEED TO SEE MORE OF THE BUSH FAMILY ON T.V. EVERYDAY? THINK ABOUT IT.

I reiterate my favorite body parts on a woman (in order) are:

1. Legs
2. Waist/Stomach
3. Arms
4. Breasts
5. Ass

MY FAVORITE BODY PARTS ON A MANS BODY (IN ORDER):
1)SHOULDERS
2)ARMS
3)CHEST
4)ASS

Know what I like? Cream soda.
SHASTA BRAND, ESPECIALLY. OOH..PAIRED BEST WITH A GOOD SANDWICH AND CHIPS!

You know how on TV women get all mad when driving back from somewhere and be like “Stop the car” and they get out like they gon walk?
I’ll give them ONE chance to get back in the car, after that her stubborn ass is on her own.
REMEMBER WHEN ELTON LEFT CHER IN THE VALLEY ON ‘CLUELESS’?

When I was younger I use to put my tongue over a 9 volt battery…you get shocked/stung a little bit; we did it for that and to see if there was any juice in it
EVERYONE DID THAT! LMAO…

Seriously. What’s the difference between Grey and Gray?
…cept a ‘e’ and a ‘a’
I FIND MYSELF USING BOTH SPELLINGS.

You know who’s annoying? You know who ALWAYS pissed me off?…The Microsoft paper clip
Tryin to type something and HIS clippy ass pops up smilin and laughin, Fn F
LMMFAO…YOU SHOULD CLICK THE OPTION SO THAT HE NEVER BOTHERS YOU AGAIN. HE’S KINDA SWEET, THOUGH. MAGINE IF ONE DAY HE WASNT THERE AT ALL…YOU MIGHT MISS HIM 😉

Remember back in the day: Lace, panties, butt out, humpin the stage…who would’ve thought that with Mike and Prince that PRINCE would turn out to be the normal one
NO SHIT…GREAT POINT. BUT PRINCE ISNT COMPLETELY NORMAL, ANYWAY. AND MICHAEL HAD THAT MONKEY FRIEND. SO…HE WASNT SO NORMAL BACK THEN, EITHER.

I’ve found that taking vitamins with sprite is easier…try it
AND WHY ARE THEY SO EFFIN BIG?! I TAKE THE WOMENS COMPLETE VITAMIN AND THOSE DAMN NEAR TEAR UP M ESOPHAGUS.

Who came up with Jell-O shots? And aren’t they more work than they need to be?
INDEED! AND THEY ARE NEVER DONE RIGHT.

New Top 10 next week prolly.
MY TOP 8 (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):
1)IDRIS ELBA
2)COMMON
3)MOS DEF
4)OLIVIER MARTINEZ
5)HEATH LEDGER
6)PHARRELL
7)JAMES FRANCO

Okay I thought about it and the REAL top 5 Greatest Hip Hop Songs of all time

1. La Di Da Di
2. BAD
3. The Show
4. Children’s Story
5. It takes Two
WHERE THE HELL IS ‘ELECTRIC RELAXATION’ OR ‘BONITA APPLEBUM’?
*WOMP, WOMP*…YOU LET ME DOWN, KID.

It is quite possible I will never have a child of my own…I’m not THAT broken up about it…guess we’ll see.
WOW…ALL I WANT IN LIFE ARE THREE SONS…(EVENTUALLY)

I’ma make me some Chili…my chili is NO joke either son!
IT MUST INCLUDE CHEESE!
http://atlcutey20.blogspot.com ATLcutey

“It is quite possible I will never have a child of my own…I’m not THAT broken up about it…guess we’ll see.”

ahhh don’t say that. my instinct tells me you will be married by 35 years old. i think its going to happen quickly too. like within 7 months of meeting her.

i’m like sister patterson… my 3rd eye never lies. 🙂
http://atlcutey20.blogspot.com ATLcutey

also, i predict you gonna have 2 daughters.
😉
dean

You know how on TV women get all mad when driving back from somewhere and be like “Stop the car” and they get out like they gon walk?
I’ll give them ONE chance to get back in the car, after that her stubborn ass is on her own.

* Cher in Clueless after leaving the Valley party, then she gets robbed at gunpoint by that extremly “kind,” goofy dude… just came to mind

I’ma stop postin on Mondays

*Please don’t stop “postin” on Mondays, you are what I look foward to after class and research papers, presentations, reading assingments, internships and blah, blah,blah- you get the point 🙂

I’ve found that taking vitamins with sprite is easier…try it

*I wish I could, but I stop drinking pop almost 4 years ago; I dream about drinking it which is supper werid ( I know) but I don’t miss it too much

Bring me some Popeye’s

*I went through the drive thur last week and sat there for 10 mins, left with nothing… it was a disappointing trip and I still want some, so I’m still waiting for my Popeyes too 🙁

It is quite possible I will never have a child of my own…I’m not THAT broken up about it…guess we’ll see.

*You say that now… are you not THAT broken up because you are selfish or do you really think its possible you will “never” have a child?
http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com blujewel

I hate Jell-O and booze infused Jell-O is still hatable!

I used to lick 9-v batteries too!

Children are cool, but sometimes overrated.

I haven’t eaten Popeyes in forever and there’s not one anywhere close to me in case I even wanted to get some.

hate that paper clip too *ugh*
http://http//livinglifeforme.blogspot.com DollFace

Regular creme soda or red creme?

Those are some great songs…but I was in the bed this morning, the morning mix came on and he started playing Salt n Pepa “I’ll Take Your Man” I went from half sleep to hype IMMEDIATELY. I love that song!

Chili…yummy! I’m making some tonight…wanna share your recipe:-)

The baby oil doesn’t bother me. The whole putting it in the front door, then the back door, and THEN fellatio…ewwww!!!!
Arianna

“You know how on TV women get all mad when driving back from somewhere and be like “Stop the car” and they get out like they gon walk?”: Id have to b really pissed but, if I did that, I damn sure aint gettin back in the car and Im makin sure Im walking distance to my house 🙂

“I’ve found that taking vitamins with sprite is easier…try it”: Nah…I’ll stick with water…I take too many vitamins, Id have to drink a 2liter of sprite.

“Who came up with Jell-O shots? And aren’t they more work than they need to be?”: Ive never made em but Ive gotten niiiiice off them…I had 2 b nice cuz I hate jello…

“It is quite possible I will never have a child of my own…I’m not THAT broken up about it…guess we’ll see.”: I know 4 sure that babies r definetly not in the cards 4 me…my puppy is 2 much…couldnt do the baby thing.

“What if there was a Strip Club where the women took coins?”: Only u would wonder about 25cent strippers 😉

“I’ma make me some Chili…my chili is NO joke either son”: I cant believe Ive never made chili b4…seems like a good idea…whats your secret???

@Dean, congrats man, cuz Ive tried to quit soda so many times and it never lasted more that a year…very smart decision, can I ask y u stopped???
t.r.b

awww, whyyyy no more posts on monday? i look forward to your hilarity first thing! are you not feeling the love? have you lost the muse? why????….but i guess if you really don’t want to it’s cool…..an ass pocket hunh? rich….yeah ok on the fiver of hiphop joints but, what about run’s king of rock? i’d probably replace it takes two with that…and the show would be numero uno….probably the best beat i’ve ever heard ttfn!
http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

My mom used to make Rutabaga on holidays. That is the nastiest crap! EWWW! Makes me nauseous just thinking about it.

You know what, I used to put the battery on my tongue when I was little too. Which reminds me of sticking your finger in a light socket. That is the strangest feeling. I don’t know how I was dumb enough to let my sister talk me into that one.

I would FALL out if they made a Superwoman song, but I cant say I’d be surprised. You can make a song about anything these days. Shoot I need to go get me a record deal.
Creem

LMAO at u lickn the battery cuz i used to do that same goofy crap too. i can still taste the sting. LMAO! LMAO!

That damn paper clip is annoying, its like MOVE DAMMIT let me type! he is happy for no reason. I prefer the dog. Stop shuckn n jivn. LOL!

I think the baby oil or so im told gives a more “wet” n juicy look. makes the porno well more porno-ey. lololol
curvydva

You know how on TV women get all mad when driving back from somewhere and be like “Stop the car” and they get out like they gon walk?
I’ll give them ONE chance to get back in the car, after that her stubborn ass is on her own.
-Ha!! That’s a mess lol. That’s why I’ll drive my own friggin car lol.

When I was younger I use to put my tongue over a 9 volt battery…you get shocked/stung a little bit; we did it for that and to see if there was any juice in it
-I thought everybody did this, but according to the folks on the board not so much lol.

So when you wait in your car for the woman to get in the house…if somebody come up from the bushes with a gun and stuff…am I REALLY supposed to get out? LOL! I mean I got a cell phone …why should BOTH us us get shots licked at our domes?
-ROFL!!! I fell OUT on this one!! ROFL!! You aint neva lied!! I had this conversation with a friend of mine once. I told her I wasn’t getting out but I would call the po-po and honk my horn as I’m driving off rofl!!

Remember back in the day: Lace, panties, butt out, humpin the stage…who would’ve thought that with Mike and Prince that PRINCE would turn out to be the normal one
-RIGHT!!!

Bring me some Popeye’s
-I went on a wild goose chase for some Popeye’s for lunch today. Had to eat while driving back to the office and was 15 minutes late messing around with them. The chicken was extra greasy, the red beans and rice was blah, but the biscuit was worth the drive lol.

Okay I thought about it and the REAL top 5 Greatest Hip Hop Songs of all time
-Somebody likes Slick Rick a little.

Why on Porn do they drench women in baby oil these days….I mean that’s what I HEARD they do
-YOOOOO!! That ish is startin to make me MAD!! It’s NOT SEXY!!! And one of those Pinky clips had her drenched in olive oil and massaging the dude with her ass. Now he smell like butt crack and olives, and I’m supposed to be turned on by that?! She was even on his FOREHEAD!!! Ummm…at least that’s what I heard… lol
http://www.myspace.com/dilly Siaka aka dilly

What’s up with our Presidents twin daughters? Remember when Chelsea Clinton was all around with her dog face? Where are Jenna and Barbra?
– these chicks were reckless when they were in schol, im sure laura bush smacked the shit out them and told them to behave themselves… and chelsea was woofing in the 90’ss but right now.. she could get it.. oval office, style

Know what I like? Cream soda.
– i like cream soda, but i prefer a good root beer

I hate when people have no sense of humor.
– i have a coworker and female friend who are like that. and thing that makes it tough is that if they make the “joke” its ok. but once you say somehting… all hell breaks loose

You know who’s annoying? You know who ALWAYS pissed me off?…The Microsoft paper clip
Tryin to type something and HIS clippy ass pops up smilin and laughin, Fn F
– i have a picture of him assisting in a suicide letter.. its funny as hell

When you make left turns do you make an “L” with your hand?
– i dont but my friend lisa does.. it always makes me chuckel a bit

Bring me some Popeye’s
– i had me some popeye’s tonight for lunch at work. def best fries in the fast food industry

Why are athletes suspended for smoking weed? What advantage does THAT give you?
– the commissioners are probably hating cuz the athletes arent puffing and then passing to them

Why on Porn do they drench women in baby oil these days….I mean that’s what I HEARD they do
– haaaaa… guess thats a turn on for them
marinate

Dayumit! I use to put my tongue on the battery too!!!! Don’t know why….I use to do other stuff that was weird but I don’t want anyone to think I am crazy on here LOL

What you want 2 pc spicy white meat red beans and rice and a fruit punch…..no? I guess I do then

The Microsoft clip must die!!!! ANNOYING ASS!!!

no likey cream soda…..but I will kill some kola champagne! yummmmm!

I saw Chelsea recently she has grown out of her ackward stage…..don’t know wehre the twins are….has anyone checked “Girls Gone Wild?”

Oil and Porn…..ha!

I wonder what oiled up bodies on a saran wrapped bed would be like? I mean besides a little dangerous hee-hee
prissy

I mean I got a cell phone …why should BOTH us us get shots licked at our domes?
you are wrong for that one mister!

Some people look at the glass as 1/2 empty, some look at the glass as 1/2 full
…I say who’s been drinkin my damn water?
LOL that’s cute

When you make left turns do you make an “L” with your hand?
uhh no?

Why on Porn do they drench women in baby oil these days….I mean that’s what I HEARD they do
cause it’s hella sexy
dejanae411

You know how on TV women get all mad when driving back from somewhere and be like “Stop the car” and they get out like they gon walk?
I’ll give them ONE chance to get back in the car, after that her stubborn ass is on her own.
if i say ‘stop the car’ i aint tryna be near u so u can drive away for all i care

So when you wait in your car for the woman to get in the house…if somebody come up from the bushes with a gun and stuff…am I REALLY supposed to get out? LOL!
I mean I got a cell phone …why should BOTH us us get shots licked at our domes?
that makes sense to me
duck down in your seat and get to dialing
Xcentricpryncess

Okay here’s my new idea for a Tattoo
…I’ma get a Pocket tattooed on my ass and walk around and everyone will think I got on some tight ass brown jeans

—Ok ewwww

I reiterate my favorite body parts on a MAN (in order) are:

1. LIPS
2. ARMS
3. EYES
4. CHEST
5. Ass

The question is not how do I come up with these things but WHY?

—because you are strange and the world needs strange people

When will a Female Rapper come out with “Wonder Woman Dat Dude”?
…complete with Lasso and Bullet Proof Bracelet dance

–Please don’t, I may just cut my throat at thawt point

You know how on TV women get all mad when driving back from somewhere and be like “Stop the car” and they get out like they gon walk?
I’ll give them ONE chance to get back in the car, after that her stubborn ass is on her own.

—I wish a nigga would make me walk

When I was younger I use to put my tongue over a 9 volt battery…you get shocked/stung a little bit; we did it for that and to see if there was any juice in it

—I was talking about that the other day to my cousins…why did we do that??

Some people look at the glass as 1/2 empty, some look at the glass as 1/2 full
…I say who’s been drinkin my damn water?

—Only you..

Seriously. What’s the difference between Grey and Gray?
…cept a ‘e’ and a ‘a’

—hahahaha–hell–forreal, what is the difference?

You know who’s annoying? You know who ALWAYS pissed me off?…The Microsoft paper clip
Tryin to type something and HIS clippy ass pops up smilin and laughin, Fn F

–the Microsoft Paper Clip must die…that damn puppy dog too….

Bring me some Popeye’s

—

It is quite possible I will never have a child of my own…I’m not THAT broken up about it…guess we’ll see.

—what’s up!!…I’m down..lol

What if there was a Strip Club where the women took coins?
…heavy ass G strings…weighed down the crotch and brads would look like it had heavy popcorn in them

—the visual/mental on this one was crazy…
perfect_imperfection75

When will a Female Rapper come out with “Wonder Woman Dat Dude”?
…complete with Lasso and Bullet Proof Bracelet dance

Oh my GOODNESS!! That is funny…
Shelley

I hope you don’t put beans in your chili. Beans are gross 🙁
beautifulgyrlj

Favorite on a man.
Lips
Facial Structure
Ass
Hands
Feet

I hate when people have no sense of humor.
-One of my male friends has no senese of humor. And I haven’t spoke to him n 3 weeks because he annoyed me with his dry ass.

Seriously. What’s the difference between Grey and Gray?…cept a ‘e’ and a ‘a’
-I know its so dumb