eye 1der…

August 24, 2007

If  anyone else would put 1/2 of my top 10 in their top 10

What happened to The Shop on MTV and Barber Shop on Showtime?


Why people seek ME out to annoy

How broke people stay broke…go get a job; witcho only $4 havin’ ass

Why a woman would fake an orgasm

What if my “person” is online and we while we have so much in common etc. we’ll never meet because I’m from “online” and that’s not kosher/safe

How anyone can listen to the music on my site and still enjoy what’s being put out now.

If I’m really missing out on anything by NOT going to the club

What happened to people like Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis…where are those types? Guess we’re too cynical these days to accept that on a TV show these days

Why a persons religion or lack there of determines what type of friend you can/would be

If Owls really have tongues…otherwise Mr. Owl in the Tootsie pop commercial is frontin

Why women never offer to give massages

When brown skin, bald, male bloggers will become in style

Who’s still eatin’ SPAM…I mean it use to be the ish…we were poor and it was fried…now? I’m just sayin’

If they should have a common sense course in schools.

Who people that ‘swear off sex’ are trying to convince

The purpose of curse words…who does not know what they mean? How is it possible that they still have power?

If people realize exactly how BANGIN and fine Alicia Keys is

 


If being fun and compatible on IM translates to fun and compatible in person

If people at work realize that they are AT WORK…THEIR JOB and they’re personal ish and etc. means little to nada

What McDonalds burgers/patties are made of

If people at work get offended because I NEVER want to go to lunch with them

What’s the fascination with strip clubs…don’t get it; the whole idea seems retarded

If the dime lines would be as good if I weren’t single

Why I have such an expensive watch and almost never wear it

If people can smell my cologne…cuz sometime I cannot

If people realize there’s a difference between being a Flirt and a Tease…both suck but a Tease is WAY worse

Why do people give compliments when they don’t mean them?

Why you’re labeled a hater because you don’t agree with another person’s or popular opinion

People really like the pop tarts without the frosting ewwwwww…Frosted Strawberry and Frosted Cherry son!

If Hip Hop will ever be Hip Hop as I use to know it again.

If People can tell when someone is frontin’ or faking jacks for attention or to out do someone who is getting the attention

Why Smoothie King is the greatest ever

Why I’ve never said it but Melyssa Ford may have the overall best shape to face to everything ratio in the business.

 

Why they ruined the Transformers movie

If Rum cake was made with Kahlua instead would it be extra tasty

How my brain comes up with the extra randomness

Why people read the blog but dont hit the board and why people on the board dont read the blog.
 

  • http://alibrainthebalance.blogspot.com Honey-Libra

    Umm why is all that running through your brain LOL…sometimes I offer massages it depends though LOL

  • TheDame

    Today’s music is garbage. “Do your chain hang low?” What kind of ish is that to rap about? Why are these ” record executives” mass-producing ghetto nursery rhymes like its cool? Well damn, its selling.

    Where are The Poor Righteous Teachers? I can’t get “Rock This Funky Joint” out of my head today.

    And some women do offer massages…

    Shouldn’t you have to pass a common sense course in order to become a parent? Maybe that’s why we have so many 35-year-old grandmothers.

  • http://the_invisible_writer.blogspot.com/ Aly Cat

    Hi . . um sorry, couldn’t understand nothing you wrote. WHY? Cuz I never realized I missed SWV and that song “Anything” was/is the JAM! So I’m sittin at my computer jammin remembering my “back in the club dayz” LOL. . .*singin* “anything ohh uuhh” LOL. Thanks for that. (I’m bout to go dig up my old SWV tape ha!) . . . and YES I loved Cocoa’s long azz nails!

  • lovelynpink926

    WORD on the Strawberry Frosted Pop Tarts, I used to live off them things!

  • http://www.jusbutterfli.blogspot.com butterfli

    eye 1der if you know i’m a biter?

    translation:
    i’m stealing this idea for one of my posts next week! (LOL)

    heyyyyy e! thanks for visiting me… FINALLY!

    have a great week-end, dude. and NO… you are not missing anything by
    NOT going to the club. trust. 🙂

    Peace.

  • http://thebeautifulstruggler.blogspot.com Sister Toldja

    “If I’ll ever have as many readers/comments per post as most of the other bloggers do?”

    I don’t know. I feel like I’ve seen your page linked on a few others……if I ever get a bunch of readers on MY oft-ignored blog, I’ll send them to you.

    “If Hip Hop will ever be Hip Hop as I use to know it again”

    Nope. It’s not gonna happen. There’s a lot of good talent out there (Lupe, Common, Black Star, k-OS, etc), but it will never be like it was. It’s soiled too deeply. And even the best artists collaborate with and sign deals with the ‘others’. The Golden Age is gone. The fact that you have Melissa Ford, a video stunt, on your page speaks to the infiltration of the New Era Hip-Hop. I’m not saying she’s not pretty and yes, her body is bangin’. But “a queen’s a queen and a stunt’s a stunt…..”. You know the rest.

    “If Rum cake was made with Kahlua instead would it be extra tasty”

    No, Kahlua is waaay too sweet. The alcohol, which tempers the sweetness, would cook away. And it’s coffee-flavored, which I think would make a yucky cake. Surprisingly, Captian Morgan Spiced Rum, which I don’t care for, makes a very tasty rum cake.

  • dejanae411

    What’s the fascination with strip clubs…don’t get it; the whole idea seems retarded

    yo honestly the first time i heard/read that from a dude
    but i feel u on that one

  • Veronica

    I can’t believe it!

    So this may not be the appropriate place to tell you this but I LOVE YOU for the rotation! you stay diggin’ in the crates! I’ve been trying to remember Gina Thompsons name for the longest so I can hear that cut with missy…go figure your blog would be where I’d find it.

    Pa, if you can find the 80’s group Aquanette song ” I will always be there for you” (you know what I’m talking about) I’d make for you a very special day! My word.

    We’re gonna have to work something out cause I need all these cuts and past ones on CD.

  • marinate

    eye-1der why in the world I am up at 7 ish in the morning responding to this, ha!

    Don’t know why people worry about meeting someone online….hell, its same thing to me as meeting somewhere else unless someone you know knows them already otherwise….they are still strangers, go figure!

    Hey I offer massages…just not to everyone lol

    I hate pop tarts…sorry (stale cookie-like, bread-like, pastry-like thing with jam on the inside….eew, how long has that jam been in there….no thanks)

    oh goodness ‘e’ just tell the woman you talking about her, lmao!

  • http://deleted Sakeenah

    “Why a woman would fake an orgasm”
    I’ve never done that, lying is bad. If I don’t come I don’t come. Most guys just roll off & don’t seem to care. Women don’t want the guy to feel bad, but there are tell-tale signs when a woman is coming for real. Pussy gets wetter for one

    What if my “person” is online and we’ll never meet because I’m from “online” and that’s not kosher/safe”
    If you never meet then I guess she’s not your person. Don’t worry, the one God has for you you will not accidentally miss or pass by. It’s impossible

    “If I’m really missing out on anything by NOT going to the club”
    I used to wonder about that because I don’t club, either. I think the only thing I’m missing out on is sweating to loud music, that’s why I used to go. Guys grabbing at me was an annoyance. The club scene never really amused me, too many insecure young people. I’m into supper clubs & comedy clubs now, that’s a more fulfilling night.

    “Why women never offer to give massages”
    I don’t offer because it is physically demanding. To really do it right takes about an hour. I’ve been told that my massages feel wonderful, but boy do they take a lot out of me. I’m a small person. Before we separated, my husband only ever got one massage from me. No, that’s not why we separated, I’m the one who left

    “If people at work get offended because I NEVER want to go to lunch with them”
    I used to wonder that, but they never asked or tried to strike up enough of a friendship, so they shouldn’t get offended. I’m not offended that they never asked me to lunch. I’m relieved because lunch time is when I want to do my reading or run my errands. I don’t like trying to make conversation while I’m chewing

    “If people realize there’s a difference between being a Flirt and a Tease…”
    To me a tease is cruel, they want to get you worked up for something they have no intention of delivering. It’s a power game with a touch of anger. Flirting aims to make the other person feel good, it’s fun

    “Why do people give compliments when they don’t mean them?”
    They want to butter you up because they want something from you, they feel they have to kiss your ass, they’re after your girl & hope you’re not onto them, you seem down & they feel you can use the lift, it’s polite to say something nice, they want you to remain their friend, telling the truth can make you unpopular & they’ll think you’re mean

    “If Rum cake was made with Kahlua instead would it be extra tasty”
    It probably would be great, I like Kahlua’s flavor. Same goes for Irish Cream, Godiva, Ponche Cuba. I once made a tres leches cake with Frangelico & it was awesome!! I poured extra in there, that cake was so wet. It reeked of alcohol. I put caramel on the bottom which mixed with the Frangelico on the bottom. Spoon that sauce up with a bit of cake and that’s all the drink you need for that night. Also, have you heard of a Kahlua cheesecake? That’s supposed to be good

    “How anyone can listen to the music on my site and still enjoy what’s being put out now.”
    I don’t enjoy what’s being put out now. I don’t listen to the radio, I just buy CDs. The people that I know who are trying to break into the music industry, I tell them to PLEASE bring the music back

    “Why people read the blog but dont hit the board ”
    The board is too difficult to manuever to me, too many rules. Too much stuff to read beforehand & if you don’t do something right you get an email. I don’t have time

  • http://www.the-rich-house.blogspot.com Mega Rich

    What’s up bruh. Took me a week to find your site again, but I got you on lock now. Check a brother out from time to time.

    All good questions. Already a lot of good answers. I will answer the blog/board question. The board gives the impression that you have to be in an inner circle to really get down. At least that is the way I see it. Other than that, I hit a lot of blogs so it’s a hit and go process, boards imply you are going to stay around awhile, at least in my opinion.

  • grownnsxc

    I’m glad they canceled both The Shop and Barbershop. I hate when white folks think that ALL black folks like something then they saturate us with it. I didn’t like Barbershop the Movie that much…Why would I like the show?

    You’re really not missing anything at the club. Regular or strip.

    Can’t teach it common sense. Either you got it or you don’t…

    eye 1der about McD’s meat too. That’s why I don’t eat it.

    Why I’ve never said it but Melyssa Ford may have the overall best shape to face to everything ratio in the business.
    I dunno. I can’t get over the fact that she looks like a sneaky woman and that makes me not like her. She seems like if you leave her with your man for 5 min, she’d try to sleep with him. Plus I don’t think she got all of those video jobs without doing SOMETHING. Just my .5…

    The board def. has some type of ‘insider’ feel. Like you have to be in on the joke to participate. I’d rather read and then leave my comments. Much easier.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez SantanaCaress

    How anyone can listen to the music on my site and still enjoy what’s being put out now.
    I HATE, YES, HATE 85% OF WHATS BEING PUT OUT NOW.

    If I’m really missing out on anything by NOT going to the club
    I DONT REALLY DIGG CLUBS MYSELF AND YOU’RE REALLY NOT MISSING OUT ON ANYTHING

    Why a persons religion or lack there of determines what type of friend you can/would be
    I COULDN’T DATE AN ATHEIST MAN…I HAD A REALLY GOOD POTENTIAL GUY, BUT
    HE WAS REALLY AGAINST THE ‘IDEA’ OF GOD. I COULDN’T DO IT.

    Who’s still eatin’ SPAM…I mean it use to be the ish…we were poor and it was fried…now? I’m just sayin’
    I HAVEN’T EATEN SPAM IN AGES. SPAM SANDWICHES USED TO BE YUMMY, THOUGH.

    If people realize exactly how BANGIN and fine Alicia Keys is
    I THINK SHE IS UNDERRATED(AS FAR AS LOOKS GO). I RESPECT HER TALENT BUT I’M NOT A HUGE FAN OF HER MUSIC. A FEW TRACKS HERE AND THERE ARE HOT, BUT IVE NEVER BOUGHT A C.D. OF HERS.

    If people at work realize that they are AT WORK…THEIR JOB and they’re personal ish and etc. means little to nada
    I AGREE WITH YOU TO A CERTAIN EXTENT. BUT YOU CANT JUST TURN OFF WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE AS SOON AS YOU STEP INTO WORK.

    What McDonalds burgers/patties are made of
    GROUND PIG HOOVES AND TAILS…LMAO!

    If the dime lines would be as good if I weren’t single
    THEY ACTUALLY MIGHT GET BETTER.

    If people can smell my cologne…cuz sometime I cannot
    THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE. I GET DE-SENSITIZED TO MY BODY OILS/PERFUME. BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY I SMELL NICE SO I KNOW ITS THERE.

    Why do people give compliments when they don’t mean them?
    NO SHIT, RIGHT?

    Why you’re labeled a hater because you don’t agree with another person’s or popular opinion
    I HAVE ALWAYS HATED THAT WORD ‘HATER’. ITS STUPID AND ILL NEVER USE IT.

    People really like the pop tarts without the frosting ewwwwww…Frosted Strawberry and Frosted Cherry son!
    POP TARTS MAKE ME SICK.

    If Hip Hop will ever be Hip Hop as I use to know it again.
    DOUBTFUL.

    Why Smoothie King is the greatest ever
    I WONDER WHY JAMBA JUICE HAS RUINED OTHER SMOOTHIE PLACES FOR ME.

    Why I’ve never said it but Melyssa Ford may have the overall best shape to face to everything ratio in the business.
    NAH…I STRONGLY DISAGREE.

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    We fake it b/c we can.

  • Arianna

    “Why people seek ME out to annoy”: Great question…been wonderin.

    “What McDonalds burgers/patties are made of”: The lowest cheapest grade of meat…Eww.

    “Why a woman would fake an orgasm”: Shes tired, sex is wack/boring…she cant wait to get it over with.

    “What’s the fascination with strip clubs…don’t get it”: Really???Most men r such suckas 4 that shit…Where I live u can touch them…SMH.

    “If people realize exactly how BANGIN and fine Alicia Keys is”: Whata triple threat.

    “If they should have a common sense course in schools.”: Hellyes. Theres too many ppl without a damn clue.

    “If people realize there’s a difference between being a Flirt and a Tease…both suck but a Tease is WAY worse”: Then how do u explain “touch E, teaseE” on your playlist? 😉 I think it depends on the situation.

    “Why Smoothie King is the greatest ever”: Man, I swear u work 4 Smoothie King the way u stay pluggin ’em.

    “If People can tell when someone is frontin’ or faking jacks for attention…”: I can.

    “Why I’ve never said it but Melyssa Ford may have the overall best shape to face to everything ratio in the business.”: Her body is gorgeous, but I have to agree with grownnsxc, she seems like the type to “accidentally” throw her ass on ur man while ur back is turned…I have no doubt she fd her way up to where she is.

    “Why people read the blog but dont hit the board and why people on the board dont read the blog.”: I dunno, it never works out 4 me…I dont have the attention span to figure it all out.

  • curvydva

    Why people seek ME out to annoy
    -Maybe you’re an easy target?

    Why a woman would fake an orgasm
    -There are tons of reasons, most of them boiling down to sparing the guys feelings. And oh, because we can 😀

    What if my “person” is online and we while we have so much in common etc. we’ll never meet because I’m from “online” and that’s not kosher/safe
    -Because she’s not your person, just close to it

    If the dime lines would be as good if I weren’t single
    -I think so. They’d just be about a specific person

    If people realize there’s a difference between being a Flirt and a Tease…both suck but a Tease is WAY worse
    -Nope, neva even crossed my mind lol.

    Why do people give compliments when they don’t mean them?
    -What makes you think they don’t mean them? If I say something nice about someone, I mean it.

    Why people read the blog but dont hit the board and why people on the board dont read the blog.
    -Don’t know why folks think its an inside thing. It’s like any other place where there are folks who know each other. You just have to jump in…

    Why women never offer to give massages
    -Because you don’t ask?

    If they should have a common sense course in schools.
    -In all honesty, right now they really should…

    Who people that ’swear off sex’ are trying to convince

  • prissy

    Why women never offer to give massages
    some do…

    Why do people give compliments when they don’t mean them?
    it feels good to make somebody else feel good….they can’t tell that you are just trying to make them smile:-)

  • http://monieinthemiddle.blogspot.com Monie

    I personally wonder why in the hot hell they show Sonic commercials in Ohio and I have yet to damn see one!

    I used to like “The Shop”. They should bring that show back.

  • http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com ItIsWhatItIs

    I’ve never been on the board…I’m going to try it out soon though.

    I’ve just never been a message board type of person. LOL

    I miss The Shop too – they were really funny.

    I’ll also admit that I’m one of the “illies” that has given compliments and I haven’t meant them. LOL – I know, I know, that is the worst….eesh! – But in my defense, I just do it to make “people” feel better…I only do it in certain circumstances…lol

  • beautifulgyrlj

    The Shop was my show… Specially that cutie in the Red mmmm I wanted me some of him.

    Why women never offer to give massages
    -U have the wrong women friends lol. I always offer a man a massage even it its one of my home boys. I just don’t get sexy with their massages.

    What’s the fascination with strip clubs…don’t get it; the whole idea seems retarded
    -they are extra dumb and women in a strip club go grazy. Ol horn dog ass women.

    If the dime lines would be as good if I weren’t single
    -they would be better because then u can go act them out with ur girl

    Why Smoothie King is the greatest ever
    -Ive never been I always go to Tropical Smoothie. Maybe ill hit up the one at Pentagon Row one day.

    Why people read the blog but dont hit the board and why people on the board dont read the blog. 
    -I wonder that too. But I am an eclectik supporter on both so… That makes me better than them lol

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