Witchooldass

February 12, 2009

“I Blog that other shit
e’s a nice motherfucker shit

Log on and scroll around, deep lurker shit nigga

You beer money, I’m all year money
My readers, you ain’t got to count em, they all here money

I never change money ‘my blog is real money
Thought up, posted up, blogged up on my site money”

I think at some point you should be too old to…


Make less than $50,000 per year

Let someone else’s opinion affect your personality

Gel down your babyhair

Rock anything bedazzled

Keep a messy room

Take pictures with your hand on your hip and ass to the camera

Throw up the peace sign in pictures

Wear corn rows

Shop at RAVE

Be in or start Fist fighta

Go to nightclubs

Get tattoos

Not give oral

Be on Myspace and NOT be promoting something

To have multi colored hair

Say there are no “Good” men/women

Have never left your home state or city

Ride around with your music blaring

Urinate in public

Drink till drunkedness on the regular

Wear fake nails

Complain about “The Man” and your job situation

Stay in no good relationships

Borrow money

Witchooldass

“It’s funny how one blogger can fuck up the game
You not reading my blog, that’s a fukn shame

Aint on you blogroll, then that better change
Aint commenting on my posts yous a fukn lame”

  • msdailey

    Take pictures with your hand on your hip and ass to the camera – SOMETIMES!!! LOL

    I love the rhyme uptop!

  • Buckhead

    My goodness! You’ve hit the nail on the head with this list. I was just having a similar discussion on this matter today. And I don’t know why but gelled down baby hair unnerves me something awful.
    “Shop at RAVE” Why was that one so funny though?? šŸ™‚

  • http://desertstorm08.blogspot.com/ RunGirl.

    I agree with ALL of these!

    Just grow up already

    @ gel down your baby hair – i think the legal limit for that is age 5.

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com/ 12kyle

    we are definitely too old to be fighting…

    i dunno about being too old to get a tat. i’m 36. is that too old to get my 1st one? lol

    too old to pee in public? what if you REALLY gotta go? lmao

    dope one…as always, fam. the playlist is sick. i’m jammin right now.

  • Miss B

    I agree with ALLADAT!!! Especially having cornrows!!! I feel that if you are over the age of 21 (I would say 16, but hey kids will be kids) you should NOT wear cornrows!!!! Seriously!!!

    LOL@shop at rave and take a pic with your hand on your hips and ass to the camera.

  • http://quisqueyasworld.blogspot.com QQ

    QQ cosigns FULLY with this message (except the getting ink and dying your hair… I don’t know I have a streak in me that says it can be done by ME and 9,841.236 people that can either work it or be classy/funky at it)

  • Uknowmysteez

    you forgot one. Too old to still be in the closet and not admit your homosexuality or bisexuality, and try to cover it up by talking waaaaaaay too much about women. It’s time to take that first step outta the closet, we will still love you the same, Witchooldass!

  • factsoflife

    what about too old to still be renting and not owning.

  • Trapstar

    too old to be complaining about being single and how nobody wants you

    too old to be playing video games, watching endless amount of TV, and playing with a iphone.

    too old to me hating and dry snitchin.

    But never too old to state the facts.

  • http://Generalgeekerycast.buzzsprout.com/ JD

    Could all of this BE anymore true? Nope.

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