eyemsewnastee

November 23, 2007

I dont like a big vaginer, too juicy I no wanna be down there

…I do however like the big clytaurus…suckable

Grooming is SO improtant, aint nobody tryin to have stuff in da teef
…plus I wanna SEE!

It’s hard getting head while standing…if it’s good my knees buckle lol

You know what sucks? Tryin to smack it and you dont get that WHAP sound, it be all muted…f’n up the stroke

You know there’s women with NO nipple? It just be areola and a smoooth hump lol
…you big no nipple havin, all areola rockin…

I’m gettin up and leavin if she calls it a cock….what’s your name Becky?

Why can’t women ride no more? You see women on the movies that pop it…ass and hips move…nothing else..rest of the body still…just poppin
in real real life…shidddddddd

NOTHING sexier than when a woman telling you she is or is about to…

I like sexy pictures, esp as a srprise…and esp tittayballs

Mines is perfect.

Kinda dont care if you spit instead of swallow…the thing is; Swallow feels better cuz you stay in longer and you’re not gettin up to get rid of the yumminess
I mean WE swallow all the time lol

Things that sound good but are NOT the move
Whipped cream
Chocolate Syrup
Sex in the shower
Sex on the beach

…the syrup is kinda okay but you have to put it on the spot and lick it up….squirt and slurp…otherwise it’s messy and sticky and feh

The 69 position is the dumbest most useless position ever…turns into a damn competition that no one wins (Well I always win cuz Im the illest)

F U I shave down so I can talk!

I dunno bout all that spittin they do in porn, I WILL admit though there’s some talent and a LOT to say about proper (alotta) wetness during givin

Tittayball Fn seems uncomfortable UNLESS you’re getting it during recievin, but you look stupid climbin on some womans chest
All kinda big ass man on top…booty cheeks on the stomach..pumpin LOL

…plus what if he leaves a streak down yo stoamch pushahahahahahaha

Women dont nasty talk during…they should it’s the hoptness

I will never do Anal…you know I had someone breakup with me because I wouldnt?

You know what gets me everytime? When a woman holds her ankles…BOY

I gotta get a six pack…why? Cuz then it will look bigger 🙂

I like when porn try to have plots; its entertaining to me to see how they go from normal talking and transition to dick in the mowf
…Talkin bout “Knock Knock…hey umm i just moved in and wondered if you had any sugar…yes I do…ZIP slurp dunnna dunna dunnna”

Why though in porn the black dudes have on big ass tube socks and timbs and that’s it
…and what’s with that one guy that ALWAYS keeps his boxers on and uses the hole? puahahahaha

Seriously after the guy busts he has to use the restroom before some more scootin…otherwise it wont be that pleasurable.

If you’re one of those that does NOT like Missionary…you havent had it done right.

Women never do foreplay, it’s always the guys reposnibilty; can we get a back rub and a nipple lick sometime?

Balls are important, they get ignored
You big half slurpin not recognizin the ‘boys’ bein’…dry ball leavin…

I’ve yet to have a woman that could put her legs behind her head…but when I do…F U Zoe there’s a new number one in town! lol
…unless she can…..wow.

Make the first move sometimes ladies…DANG!

i dont care how old a man gets …whenver a woman takes off her bra in front of him and exposes the tittayballs…there’s nothing else going on in the world…
not watchin the game…not thinkin bout bills…work…nothing; women you have a captive audience.

All white panties are NOT sexy…all white bra either (Unless it’s mad lace and/or see-thruness)

Clearly Somebody needs some….so come give it.

 

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    “clytaurus” – WHAT??? You are a fool…LOL!!

    Yeah the 69 position is the worst…I get goin and then he does something and I can’t focus no more and thats a wrap…I’m not even gonna try to finish…lol

    Not a streak on your stomach!!! LMAO!!!!

    You big half slurpin not recognizin the ‘boys’ bein’…dry ball leavin… – HA!!!

    Dang…I need some too…hmmmm 😉

  • Keli

    All kinda big ass man on top…booty cheeks on the stomach..pumpin LOL
    -lmao!

    Streat?! Oh no…*smh*

    I will never do Anal…you know I had someone breakup with me because I wouldnt?
    -that’s on my never to do list as well…and wow.

    You so nasty!

  • Arianna

    “I dont like a big vaginer, too juicy I no wanna be down there”: Im mad u started this post with that sentence…lol

    “You know what sucks? Tryin to smack it and you dont get that WHAP sound, it be all muted…f’n up the stroke”: U crazy.

    “It’s hard getting head while standing…if it’s good my knees buckle lol”: HAHA!!

    “I like when porn try to have plots; its entertaining to me to see how they go from normal talking and transition to dick in the mowf”: LOL, I know, who writes those scripts?…

    “Things that sound good but are NOT the move”: NO…the shower is the hotness…assuming its not too steamy.

    “I will never do Anal…you know I had someone breakup with me because I wouldnt?”: Ummm wow…

    “Tittayball Fn seems uncomfortable UNLESS you’re getting it during recievin, but you look stupid climbin on some womans chest”: Plz plz plz stop sayin”tittayball”

    “All white panties are NOT sexy…”:…Not true.

  • cmj_69

    I’m gettin up and leavin if she calls it a cock….what’s your name Becky?
    cock is bad but snatch is worse. come and give me some snatch HAH

    Mines is perfect. hmmhh

    Why can’t women ride no more? You see women on the movies that pop it…ass and hips move…nothing else..rest of the body still…just poppin
    in real real life…shidddddddd
    it must be a talent only some women can do

    All kinda big ass man on top…booty cheeks on the stomach..pumpin
    lol i can picture that it sounds good though

    I’ve yet to have a woman that could put her legs behind her head…but when I do…F U Zoe there’s a new number one in town! lol
    What!!! I never thought anyone could replace Zoe. Im pretty sure she can do it she was trained in classical ballet. Was gonna be a professional decided she would act instead. ZOE 101.

    and you do not need a six pack…… : )

    GREAT POST. BEST EVER so does that make me nasty too lol.

  • http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

    100% C/S on the Shower. Dude ends up cold as hell in the back or bustin his ass trying to get a good angle on his stroke.

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    You know what gets me everytime? When a woman holds her ankles…BOY

    Co-sign.

    Make the first move sometimes ladies…DANG!

    Co-sign.

    I’ve yet to have a woman that could put her legs behind her head…but when I do…F U Zoe there’s a new number one in town! lol

    Now, I don’t know about this one fam…lol.

    I think that ish would freak me out.

  • cuzkaysaidso

    okay so after my man and i read this together rolling on the floor with laughter “he’s so right!”, your blog has a new fan….CLEARLY (to use one of your favorite words)

    somehow we got to talking about how i ride and now we can’t read this together cuz he’s givin me that “come get some” look. lol. why you gotta be sewnastee?

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    You are hilarious! Just when I think you’ve said it all you go and surprise me like this.

    But seriously, you guys dont really want us to make the first move. Because when we do, ya’ll get to wondering how many other men we were that aggressive with and think its a regular thing. We want to be aggressive but know your minds will race, so we act all nice and kind and sweet first, and then when we know we got you somewhere along the relationship, we start taking charge!

  • http://www.mommylonglegs.blogspot.com wynsters the tigress

    you make me laugh.

    why are you anti-anal?

    and you want some? i’m pretty sure there’s some waiting for you in new york 😉 haha

  • http://uniformkayos.blogspot.com Kayos

    Oh I see why they say it’s Pornographic…this post right here is enough to tag it Pornography.

    Alright…why we gotta be called Becky because we use the word “cock”? Well I understand because I don’t use it but still you ain’t gotta trip like that.

    Shaving is definitely important…but what I wanna know is do you shave or wax? LOL

    SO a woman holding her ankles…is that the ultimate or what?

    Lemme AAAAASSSSSSKKKKK you a question…do you like when a woman grabs the booty to bring you closer to her while she giving you head standing up? Hmmm just something to think about.

  • marinate

    why did this blog turn me on? haaaaa! I am so different….carry on….

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    Okay…so…I’m ready…are you?!

  • http://www.monieinthemiddle.blogspot.com Monie

    Haven’t been here in a while and I see this post and am kicking myself for being gone so long.

    Well done, sir! LOL!

  • curvydva

    Why can’t women ride no more? You see women on the movies that pop it…ass and hips move…nothing else..rest of the body still…just poppin
    in real real life…shidddddddd
    -That poppin might be one of those things that look better than it feels. *shrugs*

    I mean WE swallow all the time lol
    -WE taste better, but I feel you though…

    …plus what if he leaves a streak down yo stoamch pushahahahahahaha
    -you’re a fool!! I never even thought about that rofl!!

    Women dont nasty talk during…they should it’s the hoptness
    -I talk but I’m not exactly sure it’s nasty. Tell me what I should be saying lol…

    “Knock Knock…hey umm i just moved in and wondered if you had any sugar…yes I do…ZIP slurp dunnna dunna dunnna”
    -ROFL!! I’m with you on that one. I actually heard “Shut up, you aint my daddy…is you? Lemme see your dick” slurp slurp slurp lol!! I was DYING!!!

    If you’re one of those that does NOT like Missionary…you havent had it done right.
    -You aint neva lied…

    Women never do foreplay, it’s always the guys reposnibilty; can we get a back rub and a nipple lick sometime?
    -I guess I’m the exception to the rule. I stay lickin nipples and kissing stomachs…

    You right, ursewnastee…

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