In My Timeline Vol. 1: #StayIn2011

December 28, 2011

On Twitter the other day (@eclectik) I started typing about some things that I was tired of seeing and that I did NOT want following me into the new year … so I compiled them: My list of things that need to STAY IN 2011

Your favorite artists trying to stay relevant by recording with new awful artists #StayIn2011

Not directly saying what you want #StayIn2011

Singing being labeled as “Hip Hop” #StayIn2011

SubTweets and Twitter Cliques #StayIn2011

Amber Rose being famous #StayIn2011

Desert-Flavored Vodka

Those Human Centipede Horsehair eyelashes #StayIn2011

My Single Tweets #StayIn2011

Twitter Killing healthy celebrities #StayIn2011

Women having sex with their bras on #StayIn2011

That Ass-Awful Dimple/Cheek piercing mess #StayIn2011

Jennifer Hudson #StayIn2011

All Tebow Everything #StayIn2011

Artists’ mothers becoming famous for no reason #StayIn2011

Girls in leggins that tie shirts or jackets around their waists #StayIn2011

Jay-Z and Kanye collabos #StayIn2011

Announcing how happy you are that you have natural hair #StayIn2011

TV and Movie spoilers in Twitter #StayIn2011

Frontin like you don’t want an iPhone #StayIn2011

All things Uggs and Crocs #StayIn2011

Ass implants #StayIn2011

Rap vs Hip Hop Debates #StayIn2011

80s Movie Remakes #StayIn2011

Complaining about being alone when you have suitable options #StayIn2011

FOR THE FUTURE:

All things Beyonce’s child stay in 2012 please! #StayIn2011

What other things need to #stayin2011?

  • http://twitter.com/misscnelly MISSCNELLY✌❤ (@misscnelly)

    I am bringing my UGGS into 2012 (Not the tall brown ones that people wear OUT….) I’ve ordered some to be delivered soon…Yessss! They’re very warm….

    #stayin2011
    Twit pics of food on paper plates…we’ve seen rice and beans
    Subtweets
    Passive aggressiveness at work
    Grown people who never have their own
    Tyler Perry plays, movies, etc.
    The OWN Network
    Swag and the people who drip it
    Television that embarrasses us
    Super weaves
    Natural hair growth pics

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  • http://classickmateria.wordpress.com classickmateria

    Yes to all things on your post, E… well except TebowMania. That’s still gonna run wild in 2012 and to quote the legendary Nature Boy Ric Flair, there’s only two things we can do about it… “Nothing and like it!”

    As for me, here’s what I think needs to Stay in 2011:

    Swag, Swagger, Swagu and all variations thereof.
    Skip Bayless. if there’s such a thing as white coonery, he’s cornered the market on it.
    Christine O’Donnell. extremely right-wing tea party former candidate who “dabbled” in witchcraft and had a one-nighter with Glenn Rice. We need not hear from this yak ever again.
    Sarah Palin. speaking of tea-partiers…
    Kardashians. Unless they’re gonna battle Ray J, Angry Kris Humphries and The Money Team inside a six-sided ring surrounded by a flaming barbed-wire steel cage with thumbtacks and broken glass on the ground and air that joint on PPV…. we have zero reason to give a single solitary f*ck about them.
    LaMorne Morris a.k.a. that black guy in “New Girl”. I hope dude enjoys a successful run on that sitcom, but before he was there, he was THE black guy in damn near every third TV commercial, from Mickey D’s to State Farm to Taco Bell… By the time we found out he was replacing Damon Wayans Jr. on “New Girl” I had already grown tired of seeing this dude. I’m sure there are lots of young black actors out there trying to get put on, but for this guy to take all the roles says a lot about his talent (I suppose) but also tells me that he’s a greedy bastard. Stop bein greedy, LaMorne! and get them teeth fixed, you got Fox money now.
    “Whitney” and “2 Broke Girls”. both shows are severely unfunny and made for hipster white America. Only redeeming quality of either is Kat Dennings, who is the starting power forward on my “put on Mute” all-star team. Norah’s infinite playlist, indeed.

    Until 2012…. Excelsior!

  • Caramel-Sundae2.o

    I have to agree on the Uggs! I’m keepin em! I submit:

    Grown people facebook/twitter beefing
    People living imaginary lives online
    Cosign @ Amber Rose
    Rappers and Ballers wifing jump-offs
    Females hating on other females
    Bragging about how much your weave costs
    Uncensored photos of celebrities in compromising positions with groupies
    Jerry Sandusky
    Cailie Anthony
    Kim Humphr…Kardashian

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