“Your shape’s not what I date It’s you, my crew don’t mind it thick
Every woman ain’t a video chick Or runway model anorexic

I love what I can hold and grab on
So if you burn it off then keep the flab on ”

If I were fat..And somebody was all like “You’re fat”
I wouldn’t be mad…cuz I’d be fat.

Why is the word ‘fat’ so damn harsh? Fat is fat…people are too sensitive.

Shouldn’t fat hold the same weight as skinny? They are just opposites.

The “Hollywood” theory on why fat is bad annoys me…nobody is brainwashed about what’s attractive and what’s not.

The unattractive people are the only ones that use that theory as a crutch..”It’s TV and magazines and those videos that make beauty a standard…and skinny women…”
Blah blah blah

If it was all of that then why aint flat asses in style? Playboy and Beer commercials and Actresses been rockin those for years….you don’t see me runnin out lookin for somebody that look like she’s been sitting down for 23 years

Right Paris?

People like what they like; it’s not TV or movies…it’s what attracts you.

Same as music…same as fashion

You like certain artists and music…others you don’t; you wear certain colors, styles, brands…some you don’t like

Why is Fat so special?

If you’re fat and don’t want to be called fat…don’t be fat
If you are fat and fine with it…then shut up about it.

Big people are the only people that justify and defend what they look like and try and convince others some other shit

We don’t care!
Some people like “big boys” some people are “chubby chasers”
…One question is ‘Why are there names for bigger people like “big Boys” and “chubby” chasers?

Because people put so much stock in weight and segregate

You never hear oh she’s a “Slim Stalker” or a “Slender Defender” LOL

Like someone would tell me…Well I don’t look like a woman in your top 10 so you wouldn’t be interested
….shidddddddd the only women that look like the women in my top 10 ARE the women in my top 10!

I don’t expect anyone to be looking like that (would be nice) but come on

PLUS Aint like I’m some prize

Like you’d see Idris, Boris, and Morris in a corner like…”SHIT here comes eclectik, well guess aint no women gon be paying us any attention”

I promise if I were cute or had a sexy shape I’d be unbearable lol

…but if I were fat…hell I’d be fat…fuk it If i’m happy with it and healthy, and like what I see…I’m rockin the extra insulation
…if Im not and dont I’m going to stop going to coldstone and take the stairs

Man listen Forrest Whittaker got THIS!

He aint in nobody’s swimsuit calendar

My below average lookin ass is gonna get me somethin.

Uh oh but she is skinny…

Are women that fragile? (Hell she’s fragile…look like if you say congratulations and pat her on the back too hard you’ll see your hand print on her areolas)
Anyway…

Comedians come out…and have to say give it up for the women
Big women…is there a reason why people go out of their way to say they like Big women…you need that validation?

No one comes out and says “Give it up for all the slim and trim women”

Is it because they are viewed as perfect and they don’t need validation? OORR is it because they don’t get up in arms about not being included

People are just people…who cares if you are Mo’Nique or Michelle Williams
(Neither of which I’m personally attracted to)
Beauty attracts…personality keeps…actions maintain

So? I’m not sexually attracted to “big” women, dont mean I can’t hang out and be friends with them…people think it’s all or nothing
Everyone has someone that’s attracted to them (Cept me…shit!)

Alls Im sayin is it aint that serious…you aint gotta rep hard for the lard…aint nobody attacking you either…stop with the “I’m proud shit too” …some are… most aint

We’re all proud!

So what somebody dont want you because of this or that…at that point do you want them?    

Right.

So fukem.

witchofatass

Now come to DC so we can go out to eat
…..dutch.

Oh and…Yeah I said it!

“You ain’t in this alone I got a tummy too
Just lemme watch the weight don’t let it trouble you”