So I almost got in a fight with two Police Officers this morning…prolly should be in jail lol

Ahhh, V8 Splash the Berry joint is the best one

Guess what I’m doing this weekend? …nuffin.

I watch UFC any and every time it comes on

You crazy Kids…
Got back with my Ex?…I spent time with her Sunday Night? …She left but came back?…Puahahahaha!
Yall know don’t nobody want me like that…but I will have my precious NFL to keep me company till 08

I’m a honest guy…I say what I mean/Feel sometimes people don’t like that…F’m

I need a new game; I’m unfukwittable in Monopoly, Scrabble, Scattegories, and Spades….hmmm what can I pick up next

Dishy Dishy ice cream dishy dishy out

Do people still keep Ketchup Packets? Go buy a bottle

I need some dishwasher liquid stuff

You only know what you see…you don’t understand what it takes to be …me.

I dunno about other blogs but if you read something here, I live it (cept the Dime lines 🙁 )

Young and the Restless is one of the best shows on TV period…that ish KEEPS you interested

Michael Irvin was inducted into the Football Hall of Fame…every time I see him I think Cocaine snorter/Crack Smoker…then Wide Receiver…either way I don’t knock dude
BUT NFL be easy on everyone else when you’re inducting known drug addicts into your Hall of Fame…A DUI don’t seem so bad.

Seriously though, this is AMAZING

I LOVE it when a woman rests/lays her head on me

You know how you can get the old school games on your computer and play them? Its still not as hot as playing them on the old school machines

I don’t have I many friends…I’m not that pissed off about it though…less bull.
…Alls I need is a sexy woman that’s like me

I can’t laugh at the people that love them some Harry Potter, cuz any movie that’s Marvel that comes out I’m all up on it!

You know what two words always skeeve me out but are also so damn funny to me?
Sanitary Napkins

Why are they Pimped out though? LMAO!!!!!

THURSDAY fantasy football draft…this one is auction style.

Design Star is good this year

Do you ever Google yourself? Or Google your Blog/internet name? It’s so funny Googling ‘eclectik-relaxation’ and check the images that come up

I STILL want Judge Hachette…

Not only have I never smoked anything, I haven’t been curious to smoke anything

I never liked Speedy Gonzalez

Making the Band…You notice since Boom Kat left they don’t show them practicing anymore?
Who cries over getting their hair cut once they are past age 5?

Anhk Ra Looks like Dhalsim from Street Fighter II

Big Mike lost the weight, that’s hot…but Big people Kill me; when they’re big they be all like I’m proud to be big and I love being all large
Then when they see someone lose a lot of weight it’s “oooohh…go ahead…looking good…so much better…so sexy”
…just saying.
I don’t like soup; I mean Chicken Noodle is fine, but anything else? Why bother.

You know who I need in my life?
Rochelle Aytes

I DID meet a woman that reminds me of her though

I have a whopping 4 Male readers…little do you all know originally I thought only guys would dig the craziness I typed
Who the F knew?

Real quick, as much as you can remember, what’s the funniest thing you’ve read that I wrote?

Maybe I am a homebody…my rent is high enough, lemme enjoy that piece!
…wouldn’t mind a little company every now and again

Need to go to Sally’s Beauty supply soon.

You know what’s sexy to me?
Me and a woman having a Friday and/or Saturday Game and DVD night….I mean I DO have Bugs Bunny
…plus drinks

My thoughts roll in my head
I toss and turn in my bed
In the morning when I Blog for you

(yes I do)

Simply put, you’re the reason why
Even though I’m real shy

(real shy)

I attempt to Blog my best for you
It’s like clecktik
So I was on the Miami Heat Cheerleaders website today (Why? Don’t ask) But …DAMNIT I need me something similar…