Harlem Heights IV

March 24, 2009

There they go with this voice…Bridget sounds like pregnant male opossum giving birth

Brooke looks good firt thing in the morning

Briana looks 62 first thing in the morning

Good thing they had room in the bathroom for the camera man

Word with the ’91 Serena throwback beads in her hair? Fine.

Again, this kid is like 17 acting, with a 7 year old child
…he’s so gully

WHY is he EXTRA slang with this little girl?
…maybe she’d know what motivation meant if he talked like he had some damn sense

Wait. she knows million dollars…biology lab, etc but didnt know motivation? ugh

Ally back to lookin right with the hair again…I need that

Ashlie the Hologram still looks like a Thick Danity Dawn mixed with the Nestle Quick bunny

Ally looks REALLY good

Word? Pizza Hut commercial?
….he went back home to…eat…pizza hut?

Pierre is the WHOLE ENTIRE Stalk of corn

Can the aunts house be more gaudy? Damn

The little girl DEFINTELY looked like she was remembering her lines…black house…sigh

She’s so cute…but these scenes with her are soooooooooooooo rough

Again, for them to not like Brooke they KEEP talkin about her

YAY College Hill! Cant wait…sure to have a show girlfriend

Wait. is Momma flav and Angie Stone over Pierre’s house?

I like how ummm Overgrown Riley Freeman shows up and Pierre is gully

…it’s 2009 and you’re amazed by a blackberry with Navigation?

Soooo…they really dont know each other…Grown Riley drove all the way to Jersey for that?

At ANY point I can see Bridget turning to the camera and say NARF!

Dead ass…Briana is supposed to be a fashionista…why is she dressed like Willona?

Nice…walk across the street to see your man…with the camera already over there.

I get it. A lot of people died…they were on drugs…the message…clear…got it.

Pierre’s cousin look like Omar Epps and a Lemon head had a baby…then it got beat up by Tyson

So i guess Brooke is wrong for kissin the guy that was all up in her nasal passages?

I get it…Old ass Briana is your cousin Pinky

Christian is EXTRA Bold to hit the spot to talk to Ashlie like aint nuffin happen…He’s a G LOL

Ashlie looks like shes been face plantin in Makeup and Popeye’s chicken

Oh damn…”younger man” she went medium lol
…What does she have on though? Lookin like Rhythm Nation and the French Rebellion
…Pattened Leather and a Beret

Im still watching…so I guess I’m still posting…show seems too short; it’s like 15 mins long

I like it though

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http://ninamm.wordpress.com NinaMM

Ok, I’m lost. What channel is THIS on? (Guess I should Google). I’m not usually apt to watch your kinfolks’ and their shows (right now, I’m obsessed with MTB4…one minstrel show at a time, please), but I’m going to check it out. If it is a show.
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BET on Monday Nights
Dilly

son, did you just use GAUDY in an ONLINE blog!?!?
see… this is why i fux witcha, man. lol. HILARIOUS!!!!

and leave my girl Willona alone!!!! lol
msdailey

I enjoy your recaps! 🙂
Selina Kyle-Rodriguez

Ok I am so OMFG the Pizza Hut infomercial and going to that busy ass crib of his aunts. Way on point. Ashley irks the hell out of me and for Christian to look the way he does his pimp hand is way strong I need to take notes swag on a hundred thousand.

Pierre may be the whole stalk of corn I do not disagree but he would certainly get it from me he would just have to STFU. I cannot with dude and his staged ass time with the kid very Olivia and Grandpa Cliff Huxtable. Alright, great recap oh BTW you could’ve kept Reasons on the rotation that is my JOINT so slept on. Love ya babes.
http://the12planet.blogspot.com 12kyle

Man, you know I hate BET but you make this show sound interesting. I’ma have to check it out and see what the fuss is about
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folks will make a show about anything and sad thang is folk with watch the ish
http://www.5thtimesthecharm.blogspot.com jackie

E – all I can say is ditto on pretty much everything you wrote!!! we must watch this show and have more or less the EXACT same thoughts, lol!! And yes Christian was beyond bold to walk up to Ashlie like everything should just be all cool!
http://myspace.com/mann_moore Mann

Man,

Your reviews are hilarious but I can not be swayed on this one,E. I will not get caught up on another Get real-iaty show, especially on BET.

(Why are they more profitable than MTV and VH1 for Viacom yet get the wackest production values?)

Anyway, waiting for the next post. I don’t think I want to see these folks…or maybe I do but am afraid of getting addicted.

Peace and hair grease,

Mann
MS

Luv your posts. On point with everything and definitely way more amusing than the actually show. Haha Rhythm Nation and the French Rebellion? So funny and so true!