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October 9, 2007

 

There yall go again paying no mind to the Monday post…ingrates :p

When people say I swear to Go…does that make you believe them?

The ones I don’t really care too much for are the areolas that barely surround the nipple…those dime joints

Guess what? EA Sports is making a Black College Football game!
I got Grambling, who wants what!?

Top 5 Greatest Hip Hop Songs of all time

1. La Di Da Di
2. BAD
3. The Show
4. A Children’s Story
5. You gots to chill

Not MY Top/personal favorite but I base it on song greatness and party poppin-off-ness, and men and women know the words to them
They are that ish

Green jellybeans are the worst!
…unless they are green apple

Wait. HOW did they know that the mice were blind? and of COURSE they’d run some kind of weird

Why does that Serena HP computer commercial turn me on?

Seriously, I’m SO regular
I’m not tall or Short
I’m not skinny or Fat
Not really smart…not dumb (well…)
Don’t Party, Don’t Smoke
Not Sexy…not HIDEOUS
I’m the most averagest  LOL!!

Seriously…I should NOT know what a Budda or a Midget Mac is…but I had to roll with Sister and Tiffy Patterson last night
I’m tellin you Sissy Patterson be gettin stroked down by the rejects.

If I could have kids like Kimoras I’d SO have children, those girls are SILLY! (you have to watch the TV show)

Women give oral sex to guys with condoms on…I understand safety and all…but damnit man, I’d rather not.
Suckin on latex…NOT pleasurable for either party IMO

Why this lady at work have her shirt open and I said it looked like her breasts were getting a manicure?
…they were just layin there like the were soakin puahahahaha

Remember Out all night? That was an ill show: Vivica, Duane Martin, Morris Chestnut, Patti Labelle

Uh Oh! October!!! You know what it’s time for!? CANDY CORN!

The Brown ones are the ISH Though, right?

I must get my car washed this week

You know what’s a funny word? Titties.
…is it Titties or Tittys? I think its Titties…cuz Tittys is like somebody name Titty has something, like a possession
Titties.

Every guy my age’s first crush

Everyone get Sirius Satellite Radio for 2 reasons
1. The NFL, Jamie Fox radio/show, Stern, and the Old School Hip Hop (No commercials)
2. I own a lot of shares and I need them to go up 😉

Somebody make me some Baked Beans

I wouldn’t mind a pack of Usher, Ne-Yo, Jeezy Heads

Y&R:
PLEASE get Nikki Newman off my TV
She finds out Vic owns the drilling rights then allasuddin “I’m your WIFE” Waaaaah
You big bout be divorced, David Chow fukin, ill-built, pasty loser face.
Stop it with Long face Lily and Cane…isn’t he like 30? And that DA with the booger on her mowf…blech
Not a lot of Devon…THANK YOU
Hate Brad..hate Colleen…hate Victoria and JT (You know they are married in real life right?)

Brownies are wack
…so are cupcakes

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Ok…I know I always talk about not being well versed in regards to hip-hop, but I like all five of the songs listed above.

    Nothing wrong with being average…but I doubt you are average as you would like us to believe.

    Why this lady at work have her shirt open and I said it looked like her breasts were getting a manicure?
    -Oh my…

    Cupcakes are good, well my cupcakes are good…

  • http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

    Grambling? ehh

    Out all Night was the show!!

    Candy Corn!!! AHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!

  • Ash

    OMG, I thought I was the last person on earth who absolutley LOVES candy corn!! It’s like at Easter time, I’m the only one showin luv to Peeps…whateve…

    And I need to have my car washed this weekend too. It’s so dirty my dirt has dirt, 😛

  • http://sheexhaledtoo.blogspot.com The Night Blogger

    Here we go… must we always forget the West Coast? We have some bangers on this side too…

    Straight Outta Compton
    I Get Around
    Humpty Hump (Pac’s Verse)
    the we have some Southern Stuff…
    My Mind’s Playin Tricks on Me
    Oh yeah… one of my fave female hip-hop songs
    Don’t try to play me out by YO-YO (I forget the song title)
    Last… Ya Mom’s in my Business
    they all made me dance!

    Kimora’s Kimussels are adorable
    My Mother LOVES candy corn but I hate that suggary junk!
    Out All Night + Martin= Great after school black comedy during my time
    I know it aint the same but I can doctor up some vegetarian baked beans b/c I don’t eat pork but some smoked turkey will get your mouth waterin!
    HATE soaps!
    But LOVE your site.
    Oh and I love almost anything GREEN. It’s my fave color (green’s for the money…)
    I too think you give yourself too much “average” credit. I don’t usally stop by “average” site.

    TTYL!

  • http://yazmarsbreakthrough.blogspot.com Yazmar

    Man you done took my ass off the blogroll….what the hell is really goin on …lol what we aint cooh no more!!!! LMAO

    alright then dont have me get victor on you better yet David Chow cuz you know he kiied JiMin’

  • Eveningstarr

    Oh my goodness Ming Lee and Aioka Lee are a mess! Especially Aioka, when she told the cook Hassan “I’m glad Mommy kept you around!” Loves the show!

  • http://www.myspace.com/siakdizzy siaka

    Women give oral sex to guys with condoms on…I understand safety and all…but damnit man, I’d rather not.
    Suckin on latex…NOT pleasurable for either party IMO

    – haaa, yeh that creeps me out for real man

  • http://thenewgee.blogspot.com gee dub

    lil girls was crushing hard on WW too!! check out her BOOTS!!!
    no brownies or cupcakes??…DAYUM what about warm chocolate chip cookies??
    loving Common coming out of my speakers..”don’t break my heart”
    you could’ve given us a Morris Chestnut photo, ya know a viz..but I can dig it 😉

  • http://xcentricpryncess.blogspot.com/ Xcentricpryncess

    CUPCAKES DO NOT SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now back to your regular scheduled program.

  • Arianna

    “Remember Out all night? That was an ill show: Vivica, Duane Martin, Morris Chestnut, Patti Labelle”: Mos def, I used to dream of having lil Chestnut babies.

    “Green jellybeans are the worst!”: Jellybeans r the worst.

    “Seriously, I’m SO regular”: Your “charm and wonderfulness” puts u above average.

    “Everyone get Sirius Satellite Radio for 2 reasons
    1. The NFL, Jamie Fox radio/show, Stern, and the Old School Hip Hop (No commercials)
    2. I own a lot of shares and I need them to go up ;)”: Did u hear Supahead on Jamie?…smh.

    “You know what’s a funny word? Titties…is it Titties or Tittys? I think its Titties…cuz Tittys is like somebody name Titty has something, like a possession. Titties.”: Lmao, I hate that word…I never let boys say it around me…

    “Brownies are wack…so are cupcakes”: Maybe brownies, cant cosign on the cupcakes…

  • MsSepia

    I love Life in the Fab Lane ” when the 4yr old said to the staff at the kiddie salon “HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE” I almost died, she has so much personality. They are both a mess …in a good way!
    I watch most of “I LOVE NEW YORK” last night and am ashamed to know what “IT”, “BUDDHA” and “UNSURE” are …I thought I wouldn’t watch it but I got sucked in by the nonsense. (hanging my head in shame)
    Can only eat so many candy corns and then they get too sweet to eat for me. I was thinking about making Brownies last night, mmmmm ….cupcakes I can live without but brownies are yummy!

  • curvydva

    When people say I swear to Go…does that make you believe them?
    -I do because I don’t go around swearin to God all willy nilly lol.

    Green jellybeans are the worst!
    …unless they are green apple
    -I beg to differ. I love the spearmint ones. The lime ones can rot in the bottom of an Easter basket for all I care lol.

    Women give oral sex to guys with condoms on…I understand safety and all…but damnit man, I’d rather not.
    Suckin on latex…NOT pleasurable for either party IMO
    -I’on know about this one. I think it would still be pleasurable lol.

    Why this lady at work have her shirt open and I said it looked like her breasts were getting a manicure?
    …they were just layin there like the were soakin puahahahaha
    -I can’t even fathom how you drew a parellel…and I aint gonna

    Remember Out all night? That was an ill show: Vivica, Duane Martin, Morris Chestnut, Patti Labelle
    -Man that was MY SHOW. That’s when I first fell in love with Duane Martin *sigh*

    Uh Oh! October!!! You know what it’s time for!? CANDY CORN!
    -EWWW. That;s the NASTIEST candy EVER. All the ish you DON’T eat and THIS is what you get excited about? Man… lol

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Black College Football game. That sounds like a good ideal. I wonder if they plan on having throwback teams. If so, give me MSVU when Jerry Rice played with that stacked WRs offensive set.

    I remember being all soft hearted for Wonder Woman. Hated whenever someone turned the TV.

    Candy corn…(lol)…you are right tho!

    lol @ the M&Ms references.

    I wish a woman would talk about giving me oral sex with a condom on. That would defeat the purpose.

  • Creem

    i had womder woman matching underwear as a little girl. you couldnt tell me NUTHN! lol

    Oral sex with a condom is GROSS, then the flavored condoms just make things worse.

    i hate candy corn. n i didnt get a notification for mondays post.

    I loved out all nite.

    Kimoras kids r adorable, havent seen the show yet tho. 🙁

    you must not have had a good cupcake or brownie. SMH at you!

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    You can have my little nieces…b/c I swear EVERYONE is ALWAYS saying “OMGosh they look just like those little Simmons girls.” I’m like “Okay, I guess.” They ARE cute & sweet & SUPER silly though..and all yours if you want…lol…I know right…how Imma give away other folk kids…cus I’m SUPER Aunt…I can do that!

  • marinate

    thank you for the much needed laughs first and foremost

    I love candy corn…..hate donuts…..do they sell candy corn off season I don’t recall seeing it….oh well

    I love Wonder Woman….one of my nicknames…..love her!

    ok…Y&R is making me sooooooooo mad…..Nikki must of forgot she was shaking a tail feather for a living before the mustache wifed her…..she better get her stuff in order
    that dayum David is pointless may be he killed ole dude….hmmmmmm
    Yeah I knew about JT and Vicki that is why they had them get together on the show because she is prego in real life and he didn’t want nobody all up on her

    suckin on latex……why….I mean if you are willing to do the deed….do the deed. That’s like me putting some plastic wrap on my goodies and telling someone to do their thing……nah, ain’t gonna happen…..NEXT!

    Kimora’s children are tooo funny! They really don’t care what they say….they just say it…..reminds me of a certain somebody, I wonder who hmmmmmmmmm

  • http://rufeelingme.blogspot.com/ Lisa

    Definitely when people say I swear to God that’s serious business you have to believe them lol.

    I’m feeling 1,2,4 on your greatest hip-hop party hits

    lol @ you thinking the word Titties is funny

    I think Kimora Lee Simmons children are so adorable and cute

    you are so wrong for the breast comment lol

    Did you listen to the Jamie Foxx Super head interview that was hilarious

    I love brownies but I hate fudge brownies and I prefer them without frosting on
    top.

  • http://uniformkayos.blogspot.com Kayos

    What is up with your thing with areolas? They have to be just right….

    Oh and for your monday joint..I like to wait. Reading your blog requires a sitting not a browse and go. ; )

    You don’t have to say a word about Sirius. I copped it for the NFL play by pLay anytime I’m on the road. Already hip to Jamie Foxx’s Foxxhole. You need to hit up the Sheryl Underwood show. Not bad! JUst a little off.

    Wonder Woman was my favorite halloween costume. Won’t get rid of it.

    Jelly Bellies are the best jelly bean. had a flavor for everything. Try those Hogwarts joints. Yuck!

    Kimora’s daughters are cute and silly. Wouldn’t want them either.

    If you got Gram then I got my team…Clark Atlanta University! We’ll meet up on the net?!? Make it a date?!? Cool!!! *thumbsup*

  • Shelley

    Jelly beans and candy corn? You’ve got bad taste in candy.

    *And that DA with the booger on her mowf…blech*
    LMAO. Isn’t it gross?

    I had forgot all about Out All Night. That was a good show. Why don’t they have good black shows like that anymore?

  • beautifulgyrlj

    Seriously, I’m SO regular I’m not tall or Short I’m not skinny or Fat Not really smart…not dumb (well…)Don’t Party, Don’t Smoke Not Sexy…not HIDEOUS I’m the most averagest  LOL!
    -Im more average than u lol…
    I prolly should give myself more credit but I’m a pretty girl though.

    Women give oral sex to guys with condoms on…I understand safety and all…but damnit man, I’d rather not.Suckin on latex…NOT pleasurable for either party IMO
    -That just sounds gross. Tasting a penis after a condom has been on it. Is ughhh taste all dry. Ol’ rubber band breath smellin ass.

    Brownies are wack…so are cupcakes
    -Brownies are yummy!

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