Rat Tail

August 1, 2007

Meh, still feel the same…throat…head…blech

As bad as people want to make black people look/seem…and as bad as black people make themselves look/seem
…least the young black stars aren’t out makin a fool of themselves (Britney, Lindsay)

You don’t see Raven Simone and Keisha Knight-Pullium all coked up and in Jail do ya?

Wait.

Do we claim Nicole Ritchie?

I heard what Katt Williams said about Stretch marks but some still scare/skeeve me out…fuk all that
Them big raised dark joints?!

America’s next producer is low key a pretty good show, PLUS the host is…

Are men still cutting lines in their eyebrows?

I really want to see Larissa (Bootz) breasts…bad.

You know what has always been dumb sounding phrases? “Hard on” and “On Hard”

If I had an F, Marry, Kill with: A piece of shit with a bob wig on, A Block of Cheese and Mo’ Nique …I’d Kill Mo’Nique.

Remember Furbies?

I’ve never met a woman that’s into comic books/super heroes…that would be hot

You know what I miss? Sitting and scratching my Grandmothers scale with her rat tail comb

Basically I’m interested in sexy nerds….that like sports….and me.

I have a lot of sneakers…still want more.

YES Julius is off Making the Band…about damn time
…Im thinking the band will be: Big Mike, Donny, Robert, The Q guy, and I dont know

I like to be alone a lot but not as much as people think…problem is I want people around on my time, yes.
But more importantly I want them gone on my time LOL
I need a woman that lives in my building lamo

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag…gettin crushed by buildings.

You know what is wack about some laptops? The Keyboard is all smushed together

A woman with a hairy such and such wont get me down there…all thick and carpety

I remember when I looked forward to CDs/Tapes coming out…now? meh.

What should be next? Hate the Truth? I can’t stand or I remember when?

Why are Vitamins so damn big? …and they make your pee look like Mello Yello

I am SO F’n Scary…there was a Frog right in front of the door at work this morning; I had to scare it away first
…but on the other had I’m not afraid of spiders or Dogs…its weird looking things that skeeves me out
The Frog was all Brown and spotted…if it was Kermit Green the I’d been fine.

What’s so good about Gmail? They don’t even have messenger!

I don’t like my voice

No one ever buys me anything…I want just because gifts

October we can once again get out Huey and Granddad on!
SEASON 2!

Don’t wanna go to Funerals, Wakes or Weddings

Why when I cook some of my stuff isn’t as golden brown as the restaurants?

I am indeed boring

Did Regan Gomez Preston stop Acting?
YUM

You know during sex when a woman you know “plays with it” it’s hot…but then I think

Wait.

I’m in there too! Does this mean something?! lol

Sex must be the most important thing in marriage because every time someone says “open Marriage” they immediately think sex…Cheating people cant get over
When the sex dries up the relationship is in trouble…I’m just saying

I’m in Love with my NCAA Football game…this weekend if I’m still feelin some kinda way, that’s what me is doin!

Mannnn Talk to me is barely playing anywhere

You know what? When I go home (Ohio) I don’t want anyone to know im there unless I tell them…

I need some rest.

  • grownnsxc

    I claim Nicole. She can dress her ass off. Only black people have style like that.

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE comic Books/superheroes. X-Men, Dark Knight series, or anything by Frank Miller.

    I think you and I are the only ones excited about Julius being gone…

    Boondocks? Can. Not. Wait. Straight Foolishness.

    Do a Hate the Truth…I like those better.

    Wait. When did Regan Gomez ever ACT?

  • Keli

    Nope, give Nicole Richie to them other folks. I don’t think she identifies with us anyway. Oh wait…I recall her referring to herself as a black woman on Tyra. Anyhoo, I say we give her to them. Lol

    If men are still cutting lines in their eyebrows, they need to stop it immediately.

    A piece of shit with a bob wig…dayum.

    I like to be alone a lot but not as much as people think…problem is I want people around on my time, yes.
    -Does this work out for you?

    What? You don’t like licking carpet?

    At least you can admit to be afraid of frogs.

    No one ever buys me anything…I want just because gifts
    -Me, too. *pouts*

    What else is an “open marriage” if it’s not about sex? Sex is about more then marriage, and yes there is emotional cheating, but I bet most people with an open marriage are not open to the idea of making an emotional connection outside of matrimony.

    Get you some rest. I hope you start feeling better soon.

  • http://www.pajnst.blogspot.com Patrice

    ~my friend…. take some nyquil, I promis you’ll feel better!

    ~ I’m glad Juliues is gone too! Willie is making the band! he’s my mtb4 bf. 🙂

    ~ lol @ you scurred of a frog!

    ~ whoo hoo!!! BoonDocks!!

  • http://www.geminigee.blogspot.com/ geegee

    gmail does have instant chat/messenger..and you get like 2900+ MB of mailbox space..
    and I hate sports but love the highlights…I always tune into SportsCenter at least 2 times a day go figure!

    and you are the last person I’d describe as boring…

    and I vote for Remember When….kthanksbuhbye!

  • cmj_69

    Lol what did you think the frog was gonna do. I hate them to I always thought theyd jump on me and Id get warts.
    Nicole is black. just a different type of black lol
    Furbies remind me og gremlins . They look like a owl and some hairy creature
    Hope everything is well.Get well soon.

  • http://swaggercity.blogspot.com/ S.K.

    I tried to focus and read but the thing about wanting to see Bootz breast threw me off….and then the image of you trying to scare off a frog – Funny as H E double hockey sticks!!!

  • http://mentallspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

    i’ve never heard Tricole Richie claim to be black

    you’re right about our younguns not being in the lime light coked out, drunk, or getting DWIs

    Boondocks gonna be back fa real? I’m so ready for that

    told you what to do about that throat son

    no one buys you “just beacuse” gifts? you prolly dont like anyone enough to do that for you

    scared of frogs…lmao…PUNK!! I know 5y/o girls who aren’t scared of ’em

    Regan Gomez acts? I think you’re mistaken

  • Arianna

    “I remember when I looked forward to CDs/Tapes coming out…now? meh”: No album has really been purchase worthy in a minute…But, I am looking forward to Kanye. Commons album is aight…I guess, crazy wtf r u talkin about rhymes…but,
    “I want U” and “Break my heart” has been on heavy rotation.

    “Do we claim Nicole Ritchie?”: Hell no…theres not a damn thing black on Nicole. She worked her ass off to morph into Paris…we owe it to her not to claim her! Her biological father is hispanic, I dunno what her mother is, prolly white. Anywhoo, shes still my bitch tho.

    “… when a woman you know “plays with it” it’s hot…but then I think…Wait. I’m in there too!”: Lol, shes just killing 2 birds with one stone! Turning on u and her @ the same time. Absolutely nothin wrong with that!

    “I want people around on my time, yes.But more importantly I want them gone on my time LOL”: Its true, ppl dont know when to leave…I too struggle with this problem. Im not one to wear out my welcome.

    “Why when I cook some of my stuff isn’t as golden brown as the restaurants?”: Prolly because restaurants have expensive grills and pans…which I want.

    “What should be next?”: I kinda miss I remember whens.

    “No one ever buys me anything…I want just because gifts”: Who doesnt.

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com jan

    hope you feel better,

    next post should be dime lines… (noticed I didn’t pick off the list, I’m so stubborn)…

    I wanna hear your voice one day..

    and I don’t have gmail, but I pretty sure they have a messenger my sister downloaded one on my laptop…which I hate because I don’t like ppl putting things on my computer.

    you have to be skilled to make things look like the resturant….the secert is the perfect temp and perfect coating

  • Matt

    feel better E.

    my vote is for a Top Ten. Thats what got me into your blog in the first place.

  • http://www.dariustwilliams.blogspot.com Darius T. Williams

    LOL – I love Big Mike – I hope he makes it.

  • http://www.dariustwilliams.blogspot.com Darius T. Williams

    I hope Big Mike makes it.

  • beautifulgyrlj

    I like to be alone a lot but not as much as people think…problem is I want people around on my time, yes.But more importantly I want them gone on my time LOL
    -u r hilarious. But that’s how I am… Ol sometimey ass. I never wasn’t anyone to live walking distance from me… He might be a pest.

    I don’t like my voice
    -LoL me neither I talk all slow/seductive and with my thick DC/PG urea accent til I’m mad that’s when I talk fast

    Don’t wanna go to Funerals, Wakes or Weddings
    -Me neither funerals more than weddings. Lot of my friends are startin to get engaged and I guess they gonna use my average ass body in the wedding. Ya know folks don’t want no fat ass bridesmaids guess that’s where my butt comes into play lol

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