I can’t fool myself; I don’t want nobody else except my Zoe
She is my shinin’ star, my guiding light, my love fantasy

All my Readers, lurkers, even haters e still loves you
I’m here typin every Monday cause I’m Bloggin for you

I remember when, Dime lines, I think I think some of them touch you
Plus all that other random ish I think yeah alladat too

You can tell My mind keep going e just be over Thinkin
That’s why I’m in your favorites and you just be clickin readin

Oh, My Blog!
A thousand Random thoughts is never too much
I just don’t wanna stop…

YAY new Years!
You know what that means? Parties! Yay

Feh.

So figure out what you’re going to wear (Buy some expensive ish)
Get all suited up painted
Go to a club where NORMALLY you’d get in free or for $20 and pay bout $50 or $100 (Cuz they got champagne)
Dance, sit, stand around
Get bumped and sweated on…listen to some crap-tastic music
BETTER enjoy it because you can’t leave…you paid all that money AND you have to be there when the Ball drop
Then go home and …. go to sleep?

Tell me about it Tuesday; I’ma make a drank watch a movie and nod off.

I have a NEW hang out…went yesterday to watch the football games…my head hurts…3 Hurricanes will do that.

Hurricane: e’s going out Favorite drink of choice:
1 oz white rum
1 oz Jamaican dark rum
1 oz Bacardi 151 rum
3 oz orange juice
3 oz pineapple juice
1/2 oz grenadine
crushed ice

But you can call it Slurrricane…Slurricane, strong enough to start a engine mane!

Peanut Butter and Chocolate….they were geniuses

Awwwwwww YEAH! The Dayton Flyers son!!!!!!

I found out what a Hanna Montana was…did you know that Achy Breaky was her Father?

WAR comes out on Blu Ray tomorrow…I’ma get it

What made King James so damn important he get’s his own version?

Remember “Going with” someone? Yeah…me and her are ‘Going together’ puahahahaha…Going where?

I LOVE me some of those Twizzler bites

Sleep is weird…it’s the only thing you have to pretend to do to do it
…Gotta lay there with your eyes all closed and stuff hoping to sleep lol

Seriously. That thin ass toilet seat cover/shield…who is that thing foolin? It’s thinner than the toilet paper
I don’t think that’s going to protect you from the ass herps that the person before you had.

You know what I do? I feel the Braille at the elevators…always wondered why they don’t make Braille in the form of the letters

Ever notice (And maybe it’s just me) but.. Ernie looks Indian and Bert looks Middle Eastern

No really…I keep hearing it; if people say Real Talk at the beginning and ending of their sentence it’s supposed to be taken as fact

“Real Talk Halle Berry and Beyonce came over and did the Flavor Flav Dance naked in 2002 Son Real Talk”

You know what I like? When a sexy woman sends me an instant message

Why every day AFTER a day off you want a day off?
…but you didn’t do ANYTHING on the day off that you had…but then you act like you have so much to do that you need a day off

Hi 🙂

Jamie Foxx show with Teddy Riley at the bottom of the Rotation…HILARRYUS

So what? I liked the movie Daredevil…screw you

Is anyone afraid of anyone anymore? Remember “I’m tellin” Don’t nobody care if you tell LOL

Why doesn’t the smiley face have ears?

I’ma go and see Cloverfield on the 18th…it looks interesting

People get their assholes bleached….why?

I don’t care…when the waist is small and stuff; the breast size just doesn’t matter…it equals sexy anyway

This is what I need to stay in 2007:

Crocks
Uggs (For once and for all…stop it)
Real Talk
Swagger

Crankin anything including ‘Dat’

And guess what? If you don’t do something embarrassing or see something juicy…who CARES what you did for new years! Scram.

…never too much never too much….dunnnn dun dun dun!