Strappy hobo

January 16, 2008

How’s the Jamie Foxx shows on the rotation?

I feel a little bit better…those of you that care.

Hey least one of you got the What’s the 411 reference.

YouTube is nuts…The Crank Dat Phenomenon is gone too far; so far I’ve seen…
Crank dat: Superman, Batman, Aqua man, Roadrunner, Scooby Doo, Forrest Gump, Fun Dip, Wonder Woman…

So I’ma do Crank Dat Popeye’s Chicken:

eclectik Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crunch It
Biscuit – Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Popeye Chicken
So Super Size Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me Chhhhewwwwwwwww…
(Crank Dat Popeye’s Chicken)
Chhhhewwwwwwwww…

Kyle XY was on…guess who cares other than me? NO ONE

People with a lot of keys on their key ring annoy me…lookin like a damn janitor

Hey I JUST put lotion on…and I need some more…I’m switchin to Vaseline

Guess who loves me? My Mom-o

Will you guys still come and read if I get caught up for buying Blogger Enhancements?

Who likes pulp? I’ve seen orange juice with EXTRA pulp even…chewy ass OJ

My weekends always start off right…then I end up doin some stuff that f’s up the whole schedule
…This weekend I’m gonna kick it back style and do nada.

There’s like movies I want to see right? But what happens is for whatever reason I don’t catch them…it kinda works out though; that means I’ll have more DVDs for DVD night
Now who’s comin over damnit?

I Browsed through Yahoo Personals and there was some sexiness on there…uh oh!

Hey this is fun…just based on the blog…the threads and posts what would you guess I looked like?

Lotta hair down there makes the stank stank…is alls i’m sayin

Does Chocolate really help ease the monthly ladies?

I wanna try the Abolut 100

You know who’s kinda attractive? Me.

I think every woman should have an experience with a woman at least one time in their lives…but that’s because I’m a man prolly.

I have NO idea why the little green army men were the ish back in the day…guess cuz kids had imaginations back then

What does a natural woman feel like?

You know what I love? Victoria Secret! All women should shop there…all women should wear Baby dolls too


Oh plus PINK…that ish is the hotness!

Who figured out you could eat nuts? Like somebody was like open these and eat em…and you know they tried to eat the shell first
…and who found out what nuts you couldn’t eat? …I guess the dead people.

Cashmere Mafia is a hit

Wish I spoke something else fluent

Somebody come cook for me…you know I dont eat much.

I’ve never had coffee…don’t drink it…never had coffee in my apartment…What do I call the table in front of my couch?

Thermals are the ish; love them

Rite Aid already has their Valentines Day mess up…feh, I don’t celebrate.

Manolo Blahnik Strappy Sandal

If I could have 1/3 of the Mack Momma-ness that Shane has on the L Word….Whoooooo!

Hey ladies…what if a man bought you LaPerla…what would you think?

Everyone stole my ‘meh’ so I had to switch it up to ‘feh’

So you guys are NOT caring about American Idol lol

French Fries go with everything

Ladies…Jimmy Choo  Alex Double-Strap Leather Hobo 
 

Does words REALLY hurt? Do people still get offended by words?

Why is it that I can use the hand and be done in 5 minutes and a woman would take 30?

They should legalize Marijuana and Ban Cigarettes

We go together,like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong,
Random forever, as shoobop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom.

Chang chang changitty chang shoobop, that’s why you be readin eeeeeeeeeeee,
wha oooh, yeah!

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.blogspot.com Mia

    Love the Jamie Foxx show on the rotation!!! Its the best!!!

    LMAO@Crank dat Popeyes…you are a fool…you should make up the dance and put it on You Tube…
    btw…you forgot Crank dat Homeless man, Dora Backpack and Grandpa…LOL!!!

    Ooooo…I am feenin for those Manolo’s!!!! Seriously…I NEED them!!!!

    Vickie’s is one of my favorite stores!!!
    If a guy got me La Perla…I’d think THUMBS UP for him!!!! and he’d probably get some…lol

    Yes…I think everyone gets offended by words, at some point and time

    Oh I need that Jimmy Choo bag too…thanks

    Look at you on Yahoo Personals…so you’re really gonna make a profile??? you really don’t need to, but o..k…

    Who figured out you could eat nuts? Like somebody was like open these and eat em…and you know they tried to eat the shell first
    …and who found out what nuts you couldn’t eat? …I guess the dead people. – LOL!!!

  • http://thenewgee.blogspot.com gee-dub

    the crank that popeye’s was HILARRYUS..yeah i stole that too from u
    chewy OJ..WOW!
    you’ve never even had starbucks in your apartment??

    and yes chocolate helps!
    30mins??? it has neva eva taken me that long…10 mins top! jus imagine

    meh

    american idol, feh i didn’t watch
    the devil wears prada was on my tv…that’s all

    “if we were alone i’d kiss you on your lips”….i’m jus sayin its just a quote…from da rotation

    ;P

  • http://atlcutey20.blogspot.com ATLcutey

    i died at the crank dat popeye. lol
    you should make a youtube video to it. i bet it would be a hit!

    i watched american idol last night it was aiight.

    i cried when the big girl with the obese mama started crying.
    i’m such a sap!

    happy hump day!

  • http://uniformkayos.blogspot.com Kayos

    You’re talkin about the Crank Dat phenomenon…how about Soulja Boy makin a presence during the Super Bowl?!? I’m so not watching the halftime show.

    I’m glad you’re fellin better. I know I’m not.

    I like those baby doll negliges’ I personally prefer the purple but I’d rock the black for ya…

    I think you and I are the only ones that know the words to We Go Together!

    A natrual woman feels like a woman. All theeeeeee tiiiime! I know I do anyway.

    The little green men were the ish because you could always substitute them for the lost GI Joes and He-Man figures.

    Orange juice with pulp is so not good to me. I don’t feel like eating while drinking.

    I’m lovin your rotation! I need to write more just so I won’t have to mess it up!

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdott

    Okay…the 5 vs 30 min question…should be directed towards you, no?
    I mean do…you want it to go that slow…when its just you vs w/her???
    I concur w/the ban on cigs…thought you never tried pot (LOL @ pot!) or maybe you jus don’t like it?!

    Oh yeah…guess who’s back…DUH…ME!
    YAY! Aren’t you excited…I AM!

  • http://ponderthisponder.blogspot.com/ Preposterous Ponderings

    It takes you 30 minutes with a woman because you haven’t found one who knows what she’s doing.

    When you take it in your hand you beat it like it owes you money.So it slings yogurt quickly so you’ll stop. ;o)

    I’m just sayin’…….

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Roadrunner? I don’t even want to know how you Crank Dat Roadrunner, *smh*
    Youtube is addictive…search Fred Marshall…now that’s a hot mess.

    LMAO @ crank dat Popeyes…you are a grade A certified NUT!

    Eww at the chewy OJ…I can’t get with that.

    A natural woman huh?

    Lotta hair down there makes the stank stank…is alls i’m sayin
    *in best Teddy Riley Voice* Yep-Yep

    No it does not help ease anything…I don’t even like chocolate that much, but I crave it then. Such the cliche.

    Manolo Blahnik Strappy Sandal, H-O-T!

    I love Grease, I need it on DVD.

  • http://dejanae411.blogspot.com dejanae411

    eclectik Boy Off In This Hoe
    Watch me Crunch It
    Biscuit – Roll
    Watch me Crank Dat Popeye Chicken
    So Super Size Dat Hoe
    Now, Watch me Chhhhewwwwwwwww…
    (Crank Dat Popeye’s Chicken)
    Chhhhewwwwwwwww…

    u know u gotta post the dance right?

  • marinate

    So what do you want tacos or steak?

    I was dying off of that Crank dat Popeyes chicken…..you my dear are certified!

    They got percoset chocolate that I don’t know about? Because that is the ONLY time I will have some chocolate that time of the month….hate the stuff. Nah, babe some folks just crave it during that time…

    Go PINKS!!!

  • harriet

    I feel a little bit better…those of you that care.

    i care, e…i prayed for you (even though you don’t believe in that Christian mumbo-jumbo. LOL)

    it was ME, it was ME! i don’t know if i should be glad about getting the 411 reference, but i played that mjb tape the whole time i was 14 years old! LOL

    rofl at popeye’s crank dat

    rofl at “chewy oj” so true!

    found another way i annoy you. got the key to the house, the truck, the church front door, the church back door, the church office and awaiting key to my new job. just call me the clean up lady

    i buy my hubby vickie’s secret or fredericks of hollywood (or both) every year for his birthday.

    i’d cook for you, e, but i put so much energy and love into the food i make, it would crush me if your picky eating habits rejected it. i know i shouldn’t take it personal because i already know that about you, but i’m serious…it would hurt me if you didn’t want to eat what i cooked

    i hate to disappoint you, e, but “feh” was used in the movie “the incredibles” by edna the costume designer. check it out and let me know what you think.

  • RhapsodyDiva

    How bout you do me a big favor and put the artist up with the name of the song on the rotation, so that I can bite your mixes? Pretty please with E on top.

  • http://www.lkdiesel.blogspot.com Ticia

    Yes, I would get into some LaPerla—I will take some those shoes and bag!!

    I love Cashmere Mafia.. I am waiting for Lipstick Jungle–

    A natural woman feels like ME!! LOL—

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Grease is the word. First movie I ever seen. Well, in a movie theatre. Now that I think about it…we saw it twice in one day. lol.

    lol @ crank dat popeyes chicken

    I love a cold glass of orange juice.

    damn @ the hand vs the woman comparision

    You’re dead wrong for the alot of hair down below stinks. lmao.

  • http://www.cazualme.blogspot.com/ cazualc

    Crank that Popeye’s!!! Too funny.

    You are wrong for posting that Jimmy Choo. You know I do not have anybody I can hit up for a fabulous Valentine’s gift, but wouldn’t you know it; my Neiman’s card has a zero balance. Why E, why? Now I have a jones for a big purse!

    Victoria’s Secretions is the best!!! They should change the name to SEX!!!

    Smooches

  • Shelley

    Lol @ your Crank Dat Popeye’s Chicken. U silly 🙂

    The only thing that eases my monthly is Motrin, but chocolate is always nice to have.

    I love Victoria’s Secret! I spend so much money there when they have their semi-annual sales. Those babydolls are really cute, especially the first one.

    I don’t drink coffee either. You should call the table in front of your couch the couch table.

    LaPerla is nice. If a man bought me some I’d be very grateful and let him take off my LaPerla 🙂

  • http://newnegrogroove.blogspot.com mp1

    What is this Jamie Foxx that you keep speaking about?

    First Ruffle bagboy.,….then Crank dat Popeyes?? You need help!! And speaking ofPopeyes,I still can’t believe they have one in this mall outside B-more. Here in Cleveland,Popeyes is straight hood.

    Those baby doll things are hot. I gotta find a girl who can rock it and make it an even better look.

    The hand vs. the woman. I guess that’s the age old question. lol

  • http://rufeelingme.blogspot.com/ Lisa

    lol I watched Kyle XYso you’re not alone E

    lol umm E let me see you do Crunk dat Popeye’s Chicken
    and you need to do a extra crispy remix son lol

    I hate pulp in my OJ

    ok so when is D.V.D night E and you better share the sour patches stingy

    I really enjoyed this post and as usual you are crazy E lol and a good way

  • Ariel

    Pulp OJ is delicious! So random, my sister and I were listening to the Grease Megamix in the car, because that’s how we roll.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    People with a lot of keys on their key ring annoy me…lookin like a damn janitor.
    -Sigh I hate that I have 2 keys a car key and a house key and a J for my key ring…LoL

    Lotta hair down there makes the stank stank…is alls i’m sayin
    -Ewww yuk…

    I think every woman should have an experience with a woman at least one time in their lives
    -Ewww yuk again LoL

    I Love V.S. Their undies are the best that cotton always is sooo soft on my lil butt LoL. I gotta Valentines Day Babydoll wonder if ima actually wear it tho…

    I don’t use my hand for nothing. Ewww it just seems so warm and wet down there.

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