Cashmere Araujo

January 8, 2008

 

No stevie Wonder love? feh.
…that Blog was FAR too long

I’m a fan…what am I supposed to say we’re going to lose? LOL
I fux with Don though…the only person not to waiver.

Alls I’m sayin is when a black man wins IOWA…he might as well go all the way LOL
…damn shame Hillz and Black superman cannot be on the same ticket

So there’s no way to make money doing this thing…Should I really try and publish the Dime lines etc?
How do you do that?

When you dont wipe good; it itches…ewwwwww

Okay…The Wire: WOW Copy machne? The reason I like this show more than any other is that the bad guys are often smarter than the cops
…My Wire Girlfriend: Council President Nerese Campbell (Marlyne Afflack) I need me summa dat

My Rent is Cuh RAZEY …but I dont want to move to a place that costs less cuz I stay in a nice neighborhood.

Cashmere Mafia was good…people I hear didn’t like it; but I thought it was hot…something about professional/succesful women with powerful positions is a turn on
Plus I like me some Lucy Liu

I promise the funniest word for me to say or here is ‘Panties’

American Gladiators…NICE
The Eliminator is a BEAST…lol@ The Barrel Roll and people getting caught up on the Travelator thing
And Mmmmmm Stealth 5’2″ 123

You know what would prolly piss a turtle off? Spinnin it on its back
…but if you do it; you HAVE to go “weeeeee!”

I need this weekend to show up…I so need a relaxy day.

Homemade Tacos are the MOVE…they’re just too damn extra to prepare

Why call them Blow Jobs? You know…I’ve never had anyone blow on it…that would be a turn off I think.

This blog is crazy…random ass thoughts…retro pop culture ish…soul music…poetry…what’s in my head?

what’s up with the weather?

Damnit I can crush on Mary Lou Retton…eff ewe
…Look at those legs

UGH Epiphany on General Hospital is the worst person on the planet…so damn annoying, why hasn’t someone double back smacked her yet…Grimace ass

I only require like 2 male friends…they dont make cool guys anymore though (cept me)

I was going to the mall right? Right. And there was the oldasdafuk man strugglin to get down the steps to get to the door…I offered him some help like: “Sir you need any help? You got it?”
He was all like “No, I want to do ti by myself” …see? I was being nice; ole independent fart face; shoulda pushed him.

…I hate going out of my way to be nice and they dont let me…mainly because I HATE being nice

The L Word is the truth! Shane is the illest…I want Shane appeal

I don’t get Mojitos…why you wanna drink mint? Yucky pie poo

My NEW Girlfriend Ana Paula Araujo WOW
34″-23½”-34″

Oh no…I think I’m getting too old to enjoy video games; I only like Football, Golf and Fighting games.

Noodles!

I hope people grow up this year…I mean I aint; but other people should.

I recieved a compliment “You’re talented” <– True or not…YAY

You know what a good reason for murder is? Someone touchin/pokin you during a REALLY good stretch
Ha Ha Hell…that ish aint cute

What's the diff between Redneck and Hilbilly?

Do people still have pets?

I wonder if any other famous/semi famous people read…doubt it; I mean cept Yonce and Jay and Zoe

Is Soda really THAT bad for you? Fine I'll stop drinkin it…cept for mixin with Rum 🙂

Wait. Do we care when celebs get married? How are our lives enriched if Giselle Knowles and Corey Carter say I do?

I'm just sayin Mary Lou…flexibility…legs….

I MAKE FU Money I just dont HAVE FU money

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I like the long posts…more to read…that’s always a plus.

    …damn shame Hillz and Black superman cannot be on the same ticket
    -Ya know…but I bet if Hillz did not win the nomination, she would accept the invite to run as his VP…I’m hoping it does not come to that…probably the only one…but oh well.

    When you dont wipe good; it itches…ewwwwww
    -That’s nas-tee!

    American Gladiator chick looks good in the 2nd pic, not really feeling that hard gladiator vibe.

    Not only are homemade tacos too extra to prepare…I could buy about a dozen tacos from Taco C for the amount I spend at the grocery store buying all of the ingredients…then I have to eat left overs the next day…yep, too extra.

    Why does everyone else have to grow up? *raises eyebrow*

    Rednecks are trailer park and hillbillies live in remote country/mountain areas. Other than that…they’re pretty much interchangeable.

    Giselle Knowles…much prettier than Beyonce…mad you know they’re middle names. Not like I did…no really, I didn’t…

    I need some FU money…

    Have a good one.

  • DollFace

    Dime Lines…publishing I know little about. You can shop it to literary agents who specialize in poetry or black writing. Or you can self publish…most people don’t realize that Teri Woods doesn’t write all of those books. I’m sure there is a great book out there on it, or a tolerable “Publishing for Dummies”

    Yeah…sucks for your team…there’s always next year;-)

    For what you’re paying in rent, you really should be investing in a house.

    This blog IS random…but I love it…but it is funny that you always have half nekkid chicks all over the place when a majority of your readers are women:-)

    Me want a pet…a small dog to be specific

    Mojitos…YUCK!

  • cmj_69

    Yes you are talented
    I like the long blogs
    Your girlfriend list is getting longer and longer…got room for one more lol 🙂
    You should publish dimelines for money. But on the other hand it would be generic if you did. I like it this way seems more authentic.
    Do you think you could find cheaper rent in another good area
    What type of tacos do you make I always thought tacos were cheap
    Awww look at you being nice
    what you get from the mall
    You cant give up on soda… what about your beloved peach

  • http://memphizsoul.blogspot.com memphiz

    rednecks have red necks…hillbillys have missing teeth j/p lol I like your blog

  • ja divinity

    “You know what would prolly piss a turtle off? Spinnin it on its back
    …but if you do it; you HAVE to go “weeeeee!””

    “I was going to the mall right? Right. And there was the oldasdafuk man strugglin to get down the steps to get to the door…I offered him some help like: “Sir you need any help? You got it?”
    He was all like “No, I want to do ti by myself” …see? I was being nice; ole independent fart face; shoulda pushed him.”

    My Conclusion, you are insane! =)

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    I never EVEN heard of the L word till you mentioned it. I’ll have to watch next time it comes on cause you have me super intrigued at this point.

    Yep, I agree with whoever said you were talented. They were telling the truth!!!

    I hate when people mess with me too in the middle of a good stretch, or what’s probably worse is a good yawn. UGH, that makes me SOOO pissed. Make me wanna back slap folks.

    I don’t have a pet but I want a Cockapoo SO bad, they are just too adorable.

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    please publish the dime lines… right now I am reading poet power… it has some good tips on how to get the self-publishing thing going

  • harriet

    mary lou retton…i bet you were a wheaties eating fool back then! LOL that little girl was BAD, though, wasn’t she?

    ROFL @ spinning the turtle and saying “weeeee”

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    I hope people grow up this year…I mean I aint; but other people should.

    lol

    This blog is crazy…random ass thoughts…retro pop culture ish…soul music…poetry…what’s in my head?

    The true definition of what a blog should be, if you ask me.

    Oh, noodles are the bomb. I eat them johnts all the time. Easy cook. Hold seasoning. It aint nothing for me to throw some burgers on and some noodles.

    I didn’t believe Barack can win. Still don’t really, but it’s definitely getting interesting.

    Ohio State will probably be back next year, again. I think the SEC teams are just too tough though.

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Stay Gold is probably one of my favorite songs of all time. And we don’t have to talk about the song You & I.

    I love that song every since Michael sang it on Good Times. lol.

  • http://dejanae411.blogspot.com dejanae411

    hit publish
    pushin old folk down stairs is not a good look
    u know how u hate bein nice?
    the old man probably hates being treated like an invlid

  • prissy

    …Should I really try and publish the Dime lines etc?
    yes sirrrrrrrrr

    Homemade Tacos are the MOVE…they’re just too damn extra to prepare
    not if im making them! LOL i just buy all the toppings pre-prepared annd fried up some shells….BAM!!! 😀

    You know what a good reason for murder is? Someone touchin/pokin you during a REALLY good stretch
    Ha Ha Hell…that ish aint cute
    lol

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.blogspot.com Mia

    I got the Stevie Wonder song from the other blog…YAY me!!

    As long as the blog is as funny and random as it is…I like em long!! (the blog that is…lol)

    Wait…on The Wire, the copy machine as a lie dectector was HILARIOUS!!! I was like they are fools.

    When you dont wipe good; it itches…ewwwwww – Yuck

    You know what would prolly piss a turtle off? Spinnin it on its back
    …but if you do it; you HAVE to go “weeeeee!” – LMAO!!! You are a nut!!

    Stealth is kinda funny looking…but wowzer those muscles!!

    You wasn’t gonna push the old man?? Geez!! LOL!!!

    Mojitos are delish!! I hate when the mint leaves get stuck in the straw…*ugh*…but Mango mojitos are the truth!!

    Yes alot of people have pets…I want one!!

    Yes you sir are VERY talented!!! You really should look into publishing Dime Lines…good luck with that!!

    LOL@Gisselle and Corey…for a second I was like WHO? lol

  • http://shesoflyy.blogspot.com Muze

    it does seem your gf count is adding up. man to have a 23 1/2 inch waist is SKINTY! lol.

    your randomness always entertains. lol

  • http://www.lkdiesel.blogspot.com Ticia

    I liked Cashmere Mafia…great new series… its interesting and fresh….

    No one can compare to Sext in the City….

    I like Gladiators… that woman has a nice body…

    Ana is not attractive to me.. sorry!

  • http://newnegrogroove.blogspot.com maddypappy1

    You gotta spin the turtle on its back and hten get down and do it yourself. Now that’d be fun!

  • http://Thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    …damn shame Hillz and Black superman cannot be on the same ticket
    -Who’s to say that can’t happen…And I just heard about that stupid Master P movie, too.

    So there’s no way to make money doing this thing…Should I really try and publish the Dime lines etc?
    How do you do that?
    -There’s plenty of ways, whether you’d want to do them or not is up to you. Holla at me. Plus, why not publish them. SOmeone on Blogger did that with a cookbook. Plus,You can add Author to the Wiki.

    You know what would prolly piss a turtle off? Spinnin it on its back
    …but if you do it; you HAVE to go “weeeeee!”
    – you don’t know? A turtle is the ultimate breakdancer!

    Damnit I can crush on Mary Lou Retton…eff ewe
    – Yeah, she was a cute crush, but it became all about Dominic Dawes (*Sigh*)

    I HATE being nice
    -Now all you need is a little white Kangol and a steady diet of silver tablets for the blueish tint.

    Oh no…I think I’m getting too old to enjoy video games; I only like Football, Golf and Fighting games.
    – Fight it, man! Next thing you know, you’ll backing off of cartoons.

    When are they gonna put Half and Half on DVD?

    Let your SOUL glow….

    Ana, Imma fanna

    Positive Energy Activates Constant Elevation

  • Roz

    Mary Lou Retton legs! Stetson horse lookin as$ legs. I’m hatin. EZ, E!

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    -What is Cashmere Mafia and the L word?! LoL

    -LoL@ Panties how bout I know someone that calls pancakes pannycakes LMAO… Retard

    -If u got the right woman to blow on it u would love it! I Promise!

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