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February 28, 2008

I don’t Travel.

I would travel though…here’s why I don’t

There are few places I really want to go…but even the domestic places I need a reason
I dont know anyone in these places so when I get/go there…what am I going to do
(Besides Shop of course)

Like…

I want to go to

New York
LA
Miami
Toronto
Vega$

New York is kinda easy…it’s up the street but without havin someone there with me…where am I gonna put all my shoppin bags?
I’ma need someone to show me the stores and spots I dont already know about
…what if I get lost on the train (I’m a driver…I’m not a public Transit guy)

What if I need to sex down some sexy Blog reader that lives in the area?

So I get off the plane…then what?
Guess a hotel…hit the malls…a lounge that I researched on the net…Roscoes…Roundtable Pizza then what?

Miami

Same thing
Go South Beach and Dranks…and shoppin!
(And all the stomachs and legs my e eyes can see

Toronto

Same thing
PLUS I hear the women in the ‘ronto are WOW
If Tamia and Deb Cox has anything on it….YEP!

Vega$

Whoooo!
Gamblin…hotness..SHOPPIN…and the womenz!
DIFFERENT situation…THERE I can go it alone…get mine ON!

So it’s like…well go with a female.
Sure, but it has to be a certain type of female:

She doesnt want to hit every club
She wants to shop
She got some $$$$
She’s gon be okay with chillin
She gotta be sexy

All that BUT what if there’s some hot sek-c mommas out there? Maybe I wanna get my clecktik on
“Yeahhhh you know I have a blog and everythang baby….they call me ‘e'”

Then that’s not hot having someone with me.
So it’s like go with the fellas.
Sure cept.

My friends are broke
My friends are not reliable
My Friends are not organized

…And new friends are extra…and not as much fun.

So it’s some sexy girl or go dolo…maybe ONE good friend; I’d go with my best friend…but he’s always on the go and has child.

I need to aquire Teleportation powers.

See? And these are my domestic destinations

What about my Island resorts I want to go to? So I can wear my e-kini shorts (KIDDING…but it was funny)
…but I might find me a Caribbean Queen!

What about Japan? (I really wants to go there)

Oooh on Domestic…Hawaii too wanna go there.

I dont mind flying (Though I’m a driver) I live extra close to the airport so it’s whatever…

One thought is…well you just need more freinds…problem is; I don’t want more freinds
I just need the ones I got to be spread out and successsful LOL!

wait.

I got readers all over the globe…who wanna show me round?

Special shout outs to Gobo

Zemanta

beautifulgyrlj

Maybe I wanna get my clecktik on “Yeahhhh you know I have a blog and everythang baby….they call me ‘e’”
-I can’t take u… U r too much for me LMAO! What a pick-up line. Wonder how many fell for that one.
?….

E-kini shorts? I am in tears laughing right now. And your booty in them too. Hahaha

Well I never been to any of them places either… So I can just show u round what I know DC and PG and that don’t matter because u already live near DC… Hmmm guess I can show u the places the tourists don’t go… The Hood LoL.
http://the12planet.blogspot.com/ 12kyle

NYC is nice…in the summer time. I don’t wanna go there in the winter. It’ll be just my luck to get snowed in and be stuck at the airport. I’d prolly end up fighting some white dude named Biff over a seat or something. But once you go shopping in NYC, you’ll have to walk 20 blocks to your car. And the parking is damn near $100 a hr. LOL

LA is real nice. One of my boys lives out there. I went to see him last summer. His only complaint is that he can’t find sistas out there. I’m like…” you live in West Hollywood! You won’t find too many sistas in Hollywood.”

Neva been to Miami, Vegas, or Toronto. I’ve heard good things about each place.

btw…Travelin Matt??? Damn, you took me back with that one, fam. Fraggle Rock was my joint back in the day.
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

Hey, I am willing to hit up any of those travel destinations with you (well except Japan)…but I am not trying to hit them all up in one year…so I guess I will be classified as one of those broke friends…

And you are so not kidding about your e-kini’s…you know you want to chill pool side in your speedo…

And now the Fraggle Rock theme song is playing in my head.
Mia

I’m trying to go to Vegas for my birthday…LET’S GO!!!

I’m going to Miami this summer…wanna come??

Ooo…I wanna see those e-kini shorts…LOL!!!

I’d love to go to Japan…AND Fiji…we need to plan a trip. Howw bout it??

YAY Fraggle Rock!!
wahoo4uva

What about Hong Kong? The skyline rivals NYC (seen pics) and great shopping (booming luxury market, I’ve read; we know how you like high end). Have yet to visit, hope the opp’y arises.
http://jewellsavenue.com Jewells

I need an update on Japan. Haven’t lived there since ’88. I know a lot has changed.

I’m down to hit up Toronto. But I need a traveling buddy to the Olympics. That’d be hot.

You’re more than welcome to check out Charleston…hahaha. Trust, you’re not missing much.
http://shnk.blogspot.com LadyShay

First time to your spot, but uh if you head down to the FLA I got you:) Miami, Orlando, and Tampa.
jami danielle

i can show you around Lost Wage$ if you like. Early Spring or Late Summer (damn near fall) are the best times to come if you want to avoid sunstroke.
http://thenewgee.blogspot.com geedub

travel solo..thats my vote and thats what I do..that way you can go where you want, eat what you want and roll when you want to!!! oh and see all your girls in peace!
http://www.posperception.blogspot.com wrknprogress

Come a little further east than Toronto, I guarantee you will love it. If not I can show you around Toronto, Remember I am Canadian. Just don’t make fun of my accent!
http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

Japan, I can see. Akihabara or bust.
I’d like to hit Texas again, wasn’t there long enough time.

Down in Fraggle Rock (Clap Clap)
http://gishungwa.blogspot.com Gish

Come to Kenya, will show you around while at it show you all of East Africa. Loads of sun, sand, bush, safari and party the African way.
Loving the blog off to the archives.
http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

make sure you holla at me when you get to the big apple…

oh and gave you a shout in my off the dome post… it aint deep like the dime lines ish… but I hope you feel me just the same…LOL!
prissy

go by urself hun…..you’d still have a blast! don’t let the fact that you don’t have a compatible companion keep you from seeing the world. you’ll make new friends everywhere you go:-)
harriet

awww, E! i agree with prissy. you’d have a blast, man! you really would!
http://monieinthemiddle.blogspot.com Monie

I can show you around Ohio.

*snicker*

Couldn’t help it. LOL!
Shi

Hey E,

Everyone needs a travel buddy where if ya’ll don’t do nothing else together you travel. We got to get you out E!

I live in NY. You ever want to come for a visit let me know.

I been to Miami, Toronto, Hawaii, Vegas and Japan! I’m a female and the women are dope in a these cities.Of course they are not all but def nice to look at, they fit the “eteria”.

I think you would like all of them. If you need a travel buddy or buddies me and my buddy are down.

We luv to travel and we have the money to hold our own also. I never been to LA so I can’t comment on it. I’m planning a trip out there now to get a tattoo.

You have the flyest blog out E. It would be cool if you started writing about some of your trips once you start taking them.

Stay Real E,
Shi
http://hautelikefire.wordpress.com kayellejaye

I love to travel! We need to get you outta VA.

NY – Love it! I go every chance I get. The subway or a cab is the best way to get around.
LA – Once you’re there it’s kinda boring. The drive into the Hollywood Hills was the most excitement I had the whole trip. Kinda scary.
Las Vegas – I had a ball there. Didn’t stay long enough. Definitely need to go back.
Miami – Hot as hell and plenty of eye candy for ya.
Toronto – Haven’t been yet.
Caribbean – I haven’t been since I was a teenager. Gotsta go back ASAP.