I don’t Travel.
I would travel though…here’s why I don’t
There are few places I really want to go…but even the domestic places I need a reason
I dont know anyone in these places so when I get/go there…what am I going to do
(Besides Shop of course)
Like…
I want to go to
New York
LA
Miami
Toronto
Vega$
NY
New York is kinda easy…it’s up the street but without havin someone there with me…where am I gonna put all my shoppin bags?
I’ma need someone to show me the stores and spots I dont already know about
…what if I get lost on the train (I’m a driver…I’m not a public Transit guy)
What if I need to sex down some sexy Blog reader that lives in the area?
LA
So I get off the plane…then what?
Guess a hotel…hit the malls…a lounge that I researched on the net…Roscoes…Roundtable Pizza then what?
Miami
Same thing
Go South Beach and Dranks…and shoppin!
(And all the stomachs and legs my eyes can see)
Toronto
Same thing
PLUS I hear the women in the ‘ronto are WOW
If Tamia and Deb Cox has anything on it….YEP!
Vega$
Whoooo!
Gamblin…hotness..SHOPPIN…and the womenz!
DIFFERENT situation…THERE I can go it alone…get mine ON!
So it’s like…well go with a female.
Sure, but it has to be a certain type of female:
She doesnt want to hit every club
She wants to shop
She got some $$$$
She’s gon be okay with chillin
She gotta be sexy
All that BUT what if there’s some hot sek-c mommas out there? Maybe I wanna get my clectik on
“Yeahhhh you know I have a blog and everythang baby….they call me ‘e'”
Then that’s not hot having someone with me.
So it’s like go with the fellas.
Sure cept.
My friends are broke
My friends are not reliable
My Friends are not organized
…And new friends are extra…and not as much fun.
So it’s some sexy girl or go dolo…maybe ONE good friend; I’d go with my best friend…but he’s always on the go and has child.
I need to aquire Teleportation powers.
See? And these are my domestic destinations
What about my Island resorts I want to go to? So I can wear my e-kini shorts (KIDDING…but it was funny)
…but I might find me a Caribbean Queen!
What about Japan? (I really wants to go there)
Oooh on Domestic…Hawaii too wanna go there.
I dont mind flying (Though I’m a driver) I live extra close to the airport so it’s whatever…
One thought is…well you just need more freinds…problem is; I don’t want more freinds
I just need the ones I got to be spread out and successsful LOL!
wait.
I got readers all over the globe…who wanna show me round?
Special shout outs to Gobo
