I want a girl with action, ‘control’ like Janet Jackson
I hate the dark, I want the light so I can see reaction

Against all relaxin, prepare for steady waxin
When you leave you must pay E – for what? – satisfaction

It’s Old School Hip Hop Week on eclectik-relaxation!
…dont stop woppin till you break ya arm

Weekend is over…how was it you say?
Feh.

TONS of upsets!
I have to stay off the internet during football.
…I need to go shopping
…gotta start cooking some more too

I’m taking the Blog Awards links down…yall played me LMAO

I’m like your favorite blogger’s 50th favorite blogger

I LOVE the responses from the ladies post…I will definitely do more (I promise to make them shorter)

Again…

I aint never see no Al Gore Crocs or some Fukn Bill Clinton Hoodies….fukn people

Killah, Miss B, Wahoooooo! I fux witchall hardcore, thanx for following the remix
…you are the bestest readers ever

Mannn Desperate Housewives…I don’t like this 5 year crap…Gabby is not what I need her to be
Tom is still corny
The Twins? Seriously?
Ugh.

I’ve ALWAYS said that Envouge goes (In order of who’s sexiest and who’d I’d marry) went:

1. Dawn
2. Terri
3. Cindy
4. Maxine

…did you know that Cindy is 47 years old though? Wow

This Jacket is a banger

I bet your T-Zone is oily aint it? Go check? Need to exfoliate?
…then go ahead, I’ll wait.

what?

On the New Survivor I swear that guy is going to have to get a restraining order from the gay guy…
“When you’re not around I get this like panic” <–wOw

Alls im saying is if a guy that looked and dressed JUST LIKE those two guys that were NOT those two guys and they walked up to you in the food court tryin to get they Chick Fil A mack on you'd laugh they faces off

Hey…where the hell is THIS guy?

I’m typically calm but the ONE thing that makes me want to push down old ladies and kick babies is when I’m surfin the net and I get to a page and whatever I’m looking at gets blocked out by one of those bullshit ass popups that are in the webpage that you either have to click close or wait for it to close itself
UGH!
I never click close I just go to a different site and come back…I will NOT give it that satisfaction
Wait…What do the old ladies and the babies have to do with it?
…well nothing, but they were gonna get it

You know? I wouldn’t have sex with Gabrielle Union OR Kerry Washington
…they just don’t do it for me.

I don’t know no Lil Wayne Songs, Nigga I’m grown!

Really…if your email address in 2008 ends with aol.com? 1 Yourself.

Alls I’m sayin is she’s had MULTIPLE Children

Like I push the elevator button…get on….and then get to my floor and the door opens and there’s somebody all standin right in front of the door
DAMN! Can I get off this muhfuka? Eager ass!?

There are TONS of things to like about Toni Braxton…but MY Favorite? Her stomach…flat with an little bit of an outtie…that’s Sooooo Seck C to me

I be gettin in there when I go down…come here I’ma show you.

Remember Hydrox cookies? The Fakey McFake Oreo!?

Guess what movie I watched and liked? Bee Movie…shut up I can watch it! effewe

Remember when people use to keep stuff in empty Foldgers cans? No…Just me? FINE

Women in heels are WOW
Like the Buckles are funky and that heel is sexy….YEP!

Does the Bible have page numbers?

Do you realize how much money would be made if Christina Milian and Amy Winehouse pulled a Milli Vanilli?

 It’s all about me me me me me…forget about you you you you you

I didn’t even KNOW Kanye had a new CD coming out…let alone in November…do I purchase though is the question?

Keepin ’em happy segment

I’ve been bloogin online a while
And everytime you read my blog you crack a smile

You cold wanna read some e it’s true
Cuz if you didn’t I wouldn’t type blogs for you

So please stop per-pe-trating
Lurk-ers you’ve been waiting

For me to hurry up and blog for you
I think I think and haylaideez e show and proves

There’s really no need to talk about it
I got random thoughts I blog about it

The rotation goes fast or slow
And you’ll be rockin out before you know

There is no re-sis-ting
You can hate and if you’re dissing

I got a body part that you know you can kiss
Hey Ass, here’s a spot you missed

…so cold.