Do I Blog for you? Do I tweet to you?
Am I eclectik by how I do the two?

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Tweeter and Blogger duns

Hey Readers, glad to meet ya
All my quirks and randomness is what I feature

Hey, Posting my thoughts is top priority
After you read no doubt you’d be adoring ‘e’

When I get bored I start my writing sessions
My Dime Lines get women wet, men get erections

Hey, I flipped this Hip Hop Song you know?
And now the verse is done, let’s get it on

Special shoutouts to all of you that subscribes to my blog (On the right hand side of the page)

I’m random

Still no NFL … still no girlfriend … eff.

Broke out the Wii again, getting my Tiger Woods on … my created player sucks

I said Nene Leakes looked like Natrone Means

Blog seems naked without music starting when you visit … no?

HEY! Memorial Day weekend is coming up … Hey! So? I’m not going to do anything … sleep or something

Long week already

There were no red carpet shows for awards back in the day because there was actual talent on the show

That Keri Hilson is pretty darn pretty … won’t listen to her music though

I’m not photogenic at. all.

Macho Man passed away … say what you want about Wrestling, but it touched you a little bit

Tweeted by me: @eclectik

Why do people Duck when they get out of Helicopters?

Maybe Stucco is blind people graffiti

I dunno … I just lose something for old artists that I use to respect when they start doing songs with Wayne and Drake etc.

Do they still make Soft Batch Cookies? I remember when they came out and shut Chips Ahoy’s whole game down

“Listen lady, I’m not crazy You and I should have a baby Name ’em Cream, Buttermilk, No oatmeal, that’s overkill” #sexsyrup #slickmahony

It’s amazing how Beyonce can do no wrong for so many women … I’m not saying she’s awful but her music is all the same and bland
… when do women outgrow needing an anthem?

Clap Clap Snap

If you’re not on the Sour Gummi Adult Vitamins then you’re a lame.

No breasts + No ass + No Waist = Barney Rubble

Mystic’s were always better than Snapple … nothing beats Everfresh though

Not sure if I’m going to the theater to see Hangover II … guess maybe if I have a hot date

What’s the big deal about Coconut Milk?

As a lover of all things women and Hip Hop, I do not make this statement lightly… Monie love is the finest woman in Hip Hop History
The GOAT

Someone needs to ban Old Lady Perfume … how is this stuff still on the market?
Old Lady Perfume Lady was just in the kitchen smellin like Boiled Roses, Hamster pellets, and Butternut Squash

Howie Mandel did the voice of Gizmo on the Gremlins

Tattoos above the shoulder blades are … why?

People STILL listen to what Athletes have to say about things that are NOT the sport they play … and take them seriously ((sigh))

Jimmy Fallon is the ONLY Talk Show you ever need to watch

You ever notice how weird Kermit looks when they show his legs?

Miss Piggy is a thickums