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Bloggers get mad I get more Head that Sade
Fuk if you care I do blogs my way
eclectik way, these joints I quote
Very Random cuz damn my mind float (how it float)
Like Bass from Bose’s Foes is Bloggin for Loot
Or tweeting to chicks for some cooch
Disappear Vamoose you’re wack to me
My Blog is better than yours? Exactly!
I see, the gimmicks, the wack randomness
The shit is depressing, pathetic, please forget it
You’re mad cuz you admiring my writing and Dont be mad just go back to lyin fam
My Blog is hot: It’s Hip Hop, You want random thoughts I got’em on lock
Check @eclectik cuz I tweet alot
You beat your meat alot
My Blog’s bout to drop …
You DO know/Notice the “Tweet” and “Like” buttons at the end of each post dont you? So use them!
You know, Easter … the Holiday about Jesus and his pet bunny Peter … Peter from the Bible … that was his Rabbit right?
No? Then why … nevermind
You have to be a certain kinda pretty/sexy to pull of Locs and for me to find you attractive
Butter scotch is way more butter than scotch
Got the new Mortal Kombat and it’s the greatness … let’s play I’ma finish you
I need to catch up on some sleep
Shoutouts to @lyric2go , @rashanjamal, and @12kyle … pretty much the only people that read my blog lol, good lookin out fellas
Okay no …
My Black Sex and The City:
Nia Long (Carrie)
Charlotte (Paula Patton)
Reagan Preston (Miranda)
Samantha (Salli Richardson)
BIG (Idris)
Aiden (Malcom Jamal Warner)
Steve (Jaleel White)
Mmmm… Salli
Tweeted by me:
My Idea “Soul Star” and Urban American Idol style show Judges: Jamie Foxx, Mary J Blige, and Marsha Ambrosius … Hosted by Raphael Saadiq
Growing up w/ Reading Rainbow, Mr Wizard & 3-2-1 Contact & >>> Growing up w/ The Internet #80sbaby
#irememberwhen you needed an actual book to do a book report
There weren’t a lot of Fat Rappers in the 90s cuz everybody was doin all those arm movements and knee lifts while they rhymed #calisthenics
Stop the Madness, Red Velvet isn’t special … it’s Chocolate cake w/ Red Food coloring
I’ve been having a reoccurring dream … I’m back in college and I have a full schedule but keep forgetting I have this class so I never go … but graduation time comes and I remember the class and of course I’m failing
The sequel to Waiting to Exhale is coming … and I’m asking why?
I’m trying to support the Sixers (Playing the Heat in the first round) … the Reds (Baseball is still boring) …. I need the Football!
I remember when Dawn Robinson was life
Download Crackle on your ipad … pretty dope, you can watch Parker Lewis can’t lose!!!
I don’t think I’m losing it … my Randomness is still in effect
I’m currently negotiating w/ Apple to sponsor my website … gotta paten “iblog” and “iecletik”
At least the Draft is coming
I promise … “Old Lady Perfume” is running rampant! This woman smells like Mothballs, Tire Rubber, Sour Cream, and Andes Chocolate mints
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So I’m supposed to pretend this lady isn’t built like an upside down sorry piece?
I want a handful of Caramel Cremes
I need to go Pretty Woman shopping
Seriously for KFC and Popeye’s …regular recipe, how do you make Fried Chicken soggy?
Doesn’t batter + grease = Crispy?
If drinking liquor straight makes you a man … then I’m something else
It makes NO sense that The Game is back on TV and Girlfriends is not … I’m calling for a redo
I’m going to see Thor immediately after work the day it comes out …. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when your were young and your parent s told you that those days will be the best of your life and you’ll get older and look back on them and miss them?
…we never believed them but they were right … yet that same theory wont aply to these kids, these days are AWFUL!
Put on your Suspenders and Boots and rock that Licky Sticky!
