This is eclectik relaxation and I’m about to type some randomness out of my mind I made up
Yeah cuz I don’t stop
Online I’m e right? Although it’s short for eclectik
spell it with k though sometimes you forget it
My Words have a hold, worth more than gold
Randomness goes long as I rhyme to this song
I just think and then write, proceed with a post
I never have a point and my composition’s either long or short
In the comments retort just a little
Poetry, Hip Hop, shit I’m like a riddle
My mind is random, and if I didn’t mention
eclectik is just a description
It describes the shit that I write
Between the Blog, Tweets, and rhymes …hey; just say
E’s nice
Ty -Ty-TyTyTy-Ty Typing out the blogs that you wish that you had written
Looks like my girlfriend parents are done fighting and will allow me to date my baby again… we shall see Thursday
Alls I know is last week was the greatest week I’ve ever had online; I wrote a blog about hip hop and two of my longest crushes ever and the subject of the blog read it and gave me props
(Spinderella and Roxanne Shante) … and Shout outs to Spinderella for commenting
I can die now.
I’m unfuckwittable in Hanging with Friends
I remember being younger and dying to have McDonalds esp the fries … now? I can live without ever going again
The new Thundercats cartoon looks like it’s going to be doo doo on a stick; I’ll check it out though
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Tweeted by me @eclectik
Why her breasts look like an undone necktie?
Chicken and Popcorn leads the league in foods that get stuck in your teeth
She’s struttin around in her capris like her ankles are sexy as the fuck! #peoplewatching
Why does the black person in interracial couples always look at me like Ima say something? If you’re insecure in your choices that’s on you
Why hasn’t Popeye’s figured out that there’s money in creating spicy chicken strips yet?
If you’ve ever had a woman get up and make you something to eat or get you a drink immediately after sex you weren’t doing it right.
Is anyone ever underzealous? Or just zealous?
Serena might look like Fleetwood Coup D’Ville from the Wiz but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Its funny, you wake up and the first thing you want to do is go back to sleep … No respect for just regaining consciousness lol
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Welch’s Fruit Snacks and Platinum Patron is how I roll son…
Simple and plain, give me the lane … I’ll throw it down your throat like Barkley
I’m heavily considering bring the board back, BUT with everyone spending their time on Twitter and Facebook …. it might not be as much of a success as before
I think I might have a new bar to hang out at
I need some Adidas Forum los … all white of course
Whoever is dressing Stacey Dash in Single Ladies needs to style every woman … all women should dress like that
I’m going completely digital with my media … all of my movies and music will be available streaming from my CPU to my apple TV … no more loading DVDs
I need a backrub
Halle Berry in Swordfish … that’s all
What’s the more useless sweet: Marshmallow or Cotton Candy?
Eyebrows can make or break a woman’s face
If you don’t have an ipad … you don’t have an ipad; I do tho!
Vanilla flavored things typically taste better than the chocolate ones … cept women prolly but I have nothing to compare
Say what you want … this is wow
Overrated emcees
Kayne
Common
Snoop
Mos Def
Q-Tip
Scarface
Guru
Tupac
00’s-Jay Z
No one agrees
Shout outs to @12Kyle and @lyric2go for letting me co-host the Hip Hop Show
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