I think I think: Pinky out 'batin

July 5, 2011

Ha ha ha ha ha, check out this Blizzlog
Randomness post by me, they call me “e”

I hit my enter key and you be readin’ , WordPress I post for free and
I be b-l-o-g’n check, check it

I’m infallible when I drop, on time like a wristwatch
Posts I never plot my mind don’t stop

This is instant, Biggie verse assistance
Quick to spit remakes on this,

Make my blog look like Dash when you read it
See me in the streets I’m unseen you wouldn’t peep it
Identity’s a secret

See me, e that is, relax kids, see this?
I ride the beat with my intro shiiiiid

Don’t you know when I blog, it’s posted on Twitter quick?
Post and then click and read all of my biz

That’s how it is … peep my layout
Most other blogs, they shit is played out

I post it all; I’d rather text than phone call
Wanna talk I’m down to tweet tomorrow

Sure the flow is borrowed, I do feel sorrow
Actually, cuz we all lost B. I . G , now check this …

It’s been a minute since I got all random on my very own website
… I thought you guys stopped reading

Let’s see if I still have it in me *ahem*

OH Joy! Back from the Three day weekend to office chatter … hey, wait. lemme guess
You went somewhere stupid
Had some stupid food to stuff in your stupid faces
Your kids did something
You had beer
Got it … lemme sprinkle down some rocks here … annnnd… kick those.

I saw Thor IMMEDIALTELY after work when it came out … saw X Men the Saturday it came out … and will see Captain America AS SOON AS it comes out
… still haven’t seen Green Lantern (DC comics blow)

I want to eat cereal but it skeeves me out

Around now I’d usually be knee deep in Fantasy Football research … I’m not and I don’t like it.

Okay here it is my Reality Show idea
“Soul Star”
A Singing competition just like American Idol but focusing on R&B and Soul Music
Judges: Jamie Foxx, Mary J Blige, and Pharrell Williams
Host: Tony Rock or Missy Elliot
.. throw it on VH1 or TV One and you’re good.

I’m a fukin factor!

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Tweeted by me @eclectik

Why is KFC’s original recipe soft? Doesn’t Grease + Batter = crispy?

If you’re so gangsta, why you got a chorus?

Men that don’t like Football masturbate with their pinky out

I like my women like I like my clothes: nice cut, good fit … Nothing loud or tacky

So I’m supposed to pretend that her breasts don’t look like there’s exactly one Styrofoam packing peanut in each of her bra cups?

It’s okay to sit on the couch drinking Jack and Coke from a Sippy cup right?

If you say “Take my number down” and she says “You can just find me on Twitter” … eject.

Pardon me, but it is a ton of fun if I’m having some … The homies are just going to have to fend for themselves.

Men, prolonged exposure to Drake music could cause you to grow a uterus

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Kelly Rowland has finally surpassed Beyoncé in terms of overall attractiveness

Big Brother starts Thursday!
… and SOMEHOW they managed THREE Black people on the cast … no eye candy but darkness nonetheless

Seriously, what’s nastier than your co-worker’s computer keyboard?

Dorito’s brought back “Taco Flavor” The best part though is they’re using the original / old school logo

If you don’t have an iPad by now … well, you know.

I’m pretty sure if we had YouTube and camera phones in the 80’s there would’ve been tons of videos of me beatboxin and freestyling on the net lol
…annnnd thank you for us NOT having those

You’d think that they would just come up with some really good plastic since people are shattering their phones when they dropped them

I so dislike motorcycles … and women that love motorcycles is a turn off for me … just is

Teyanna Taylor is … yeah.

… the lips, the stomach… and those