I Think I Think: Big Blogger Thang

February 16, 2009

 

“Lurkers be quiet, my readers bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk ya blog’s tired
You wanna be the Blogger ‘e’ but you can’t be
That’s why your mad at me”

Please excuse me, allow me to introduce myself…yo I’m the Man! And my blog is rated top shelf.

Word? It’s a holiday? Then why am I at work din?

Remind me to do a blog on “Love”

I’m honest about stuff…I’ma tell

Guess what? Okay…I’ma tell…I LOVE me some caramel popcorn with pecans and almonds in it

LOST is like the best show on TV

Ladies night on the rotation

Hmmm what is the sexiest combination… Black and Asian or Black and Italian Hmmmmm…or Black and White?

Allls I know is one day I say “at some point you’re too old to be wearing corn rows” and then the next day…

Alls I’m sayin.

But then…

So…oh well
 

I want a soft pretzel but Auntie Anne’s always look dirty

Hell would have to equal a 3-way with Dawn from Danity Kane and Estelle …that is human ipecac

I need gas money

Mannn Andy Capps Hot Fries are DEE-LISH

Why is it when you’re at work people always wants you to do something?

My ear itches

People keep tellin me to get on facebook…feh
Plus it’s going to get played out just like MySpace did…watch

Besides, I’m slowly removing myself from the internet anyway.

Plus I saw someone’s page…mannnn you need a degree to follow all of that, requests and pokes and what everyone on the planet is doing
ugh

Need I say anything about this calve?

I need like a 3 or 4 day weekend…all alone…just chillin

You notice Lil Mama always looks like…dried Play Doh?

Bake me some cookies

I’m doing my best not to curse and/or say the stupid phrases that go along with those words

Okay…F, Marry, Kill

F: Taraji …I’d take the Baby Boy treatment…something tells me she can dewitt
M: Rosario…Methinks she’s the sexiest and the one I’d want to look at/be with the longest
K: Sanaa…she’s the one that’s left, if it was Love and BBall Sanaa she might be in the Marry Category…dunno

Mannn unless Chris Brown and Rihanna comes back engaged and releases a duet gospel album, his singing career should be O-Ver

Why is it called belch?

Heroes and 24 tonight!

What’s with the damn “O” in front of Opossum? Stupid ‘O’

Wait till I can actually go shoppin…its gon be on to the on

Mmmmmm Chelle

Ugh…time to clip nails

Music annoys me…current music rather

I would still marry Rosie Perez…she’s like my 3rd all time crush

I dunno…call me crazy but I like the weight on Jessica Simpson…legs look right

What kinda toofpayste yall use?

K, talks laters.

  • http://southsidesistas.blogspot.com introspectivegoddess

    Loving the rotation, big ups to all the lady lyricists!!! Um that pic of Beyonce should not even be considered, she may be 25 but homegirl has the mental capacity of a 16 year old….so she gets a pass…Jessica Simpson gained weight? Looks the same to me feh

  • Buckhead

    sexiest combination-
    Blasian

    “My ear itches”
    I heard that if you scratch it, that stops the itch 🙂

    “What kinda toofpayste yall use?”
    I use Crest and/or Rembrandt

  • lovnlife

    Mannn…my school had to be the only one in the area open.
    Made me sad.

    I love me some caramel popcorn too, buy me some.

    You know what one of the best combination is?! Black and Black. I mean outstanding.

    AI’s haircut is definitely a good look.

    You need a q-tip?

    We’ll see…tell that to all the R. Kelly and Michael Jackson stans.

    So you not gonna comment on the fact that Chelle made Stevie fall. LMAO

    Jessica Simpson looks great. I find it interesting that fattest nation in the world is so hard on ‘celebs” to be skinny.

    I use Crest Pro-Health Night toothpaste.

    I wonder why Angie Martinez never blew. Always thought she good enough. Hmmm.

  • http://quisqueyasworld.blogspot.com/ QQ

    bwahahah i Have DIED! at this :

    “Hell would have to equal a 3-way with Dawn from Danity Kane and Estelle …that is human ipecac”

    Your Hate for Estelle is unjustified but just as abiding as my hate for that cockmonkey name Ray J

    I use rembrandt every 6 months and crest with the little strips, although the simple tastey white kind is good for cleaning jewelry and to put in pimples… they are gone by the morning

    and this

    You notice Lil Mama always looks like…dried Play Doh?: SOOOOOOOO FUCKING TRUE Man-faced ass kid

  • msdailey

    Why is it when you’re at work people always wants you to do something? THATS WORK!!! lol

    I use Crest pro health.

  • http://sugahoney.blogspot.com suga

    You’d kill Sanaa? Say it ain’t so.

  • Miss B

    I use Colgate Total.

    LOL@what hell is to you.

    Lil Mama is the worst…seriously.

    Ciara has been looking real cute lately…Big Ups to her new stylist!!!

    I think the weight on J. Simpson is good weight…she still looks cute. I think the problem was when she put them high waisted jeans on…the aren’t mean for everyone.

    Auntie Anne’s does always look dirty…but the pretzels are soooooo good!!!

  • http://uniformkayos.blogspot.com Lady D

    I use Crest Total Care.

    A little weight ain’t neva hurt nobody!

    I happen to agree about the cornrows…you do need to eventually grow up.

    If your ear is itching then scratch it.

    Andy Capp Hot fries are good but Bakenette Prk Skins are Grrreat!!!

  • http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com rawdawgbuffalo

    first lil momma does have nice legs folk

  • dilly

    F: Sanaa…. for a long long long lonnnnnnng time
    M: rosario, cuz we both know how i feel about her lol
    K: taraji, cuz she the odd woman out

  • faithw/anE

    Listerine toothpaste is the best but depending on what state you’re in its hard to find.

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