
“Lurkers be quiet, my readers bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk ya blog’s tired
You wanna be the Blogger ‘e’ but you can’t be
That’s why your mad at me”
Please excuse me, allow me to introduce myself…yo I’m the Man! And my blog is rated top shelf.
Word? It’s a holiday? Then why am I at work din?
Remind me to do a blog on “Love”
I’m honest about stuff…I’ma tell
Guess what? Okay…I’ma tell…I LOVE me some caramel popcorn with pecans and almonds in it
LOST is like the best show on TV
Ladies night on the rotation
Hmmm what is the sexiest combination… Black and Asian or Black and Italian Hmmmmm…or Black and White?
Allls I know is one day I say “at some point you’re too old to be wearing corn rows” and then the next day…

Alls I’m sayin.
But then…

So…oh well
I want a soft pretzel but Auntie Anne’s always look dirty
Hell would have to equal a 3-way with Dawn from Danity Kane and Estelle …that is human ipecac
I need gas money
Mannn Andy Capps Hot Fries are DEE-LISH
Why is it when you’re at work people always wants you to do something?
My ear itches
People keep tellin me to get on facebook…feh
Plus it’s going to get played out just like MySpace did…watch
Besides, I’m slowly removing myself from the internet anyway.
Plus I saw someone’s page…mannnn you need a degree to follow all of that, requests and pokes and what everyone on the planet is doing
ugh
Need I say anything about this calve?

I need like a 3 or 4 day weekend…all alone…just chillin
You notice Lil Mama always looks like…dried Play Doh?
Bake me some cookies
I’m doing my best not to curse and/or say the stupid phrases that go along with those words
Okay…F, Marry, Kill

F: Taraji …I’d take the Baby Boy treatment…something tells me she can dewitt
M: Rosario…Methinks she’s the sexiest and the one I’d want to look at/be with the longest
K: Sanaa…she’s the one that’s left, if it was Love and BBall Sanaa she might be in the Marry Category…dunno
Mannn unless Chris Brown and Rihanna comes back engaged and releases a duet gospel album, his singing career should be O-Ver
Why is it called belch?
Heroes and 24 tonight!
What’s with the damn “O” in front of Opossum? Stupid ‘O’
Wait till I can actually go shoppin…its gon be on to the on
Mmmmmm Chelle

Ugh…time to clip nails
Music annoys me…current music rather
I would still marry Rosie Perez…she’s like my 3rd all time crush
I dunno…call me crazy but I like the weight on Jessica Simpson…legs look right

What kinda toofpayste yall use?
K, talks laters.
















