Single time … My girlfriend is gone and the Annual e depression begins … NOW
sigh
I’m working on some things
Remember when I said I was going to start hitting brunch and happy hour spots? Yeah I aint start yet … I think a good time is AFTER Valentines/Trick off day
why does squash exist? Who’s eating that?
I think the last movie I saw in the theaters was Captain America … seems like the next one I’m going to see is Avengers
When you’re in the mood for them, Andy Caps Hot Fries are incredible!
Hey Monica and Brandy are making music together … tune into WGAS Channel 5 for more info
… and Kalenna and Dawn are making solo music like we enjoyed Grendel and Beowulf’s Dirty Money CD
Fix me a bowl of Cereal … and use my favorite bowl too!
… i’m waiting
I will never understand the need for makeup … forgive me for wanting to know what a woman looks like
Sure, I realize all the women I lust over in pictures are wearing makeup; not my fault I’d lust over the non makeup pictures too they just don’t exist
When does Hell’s Kitchen come back on?
Sure I watch The Game, though I have no idea why, or what the show is about
Whats the difference between Pebbles and Krispies?
House of Lies is an incredible show! That Roscoe is hilarity
Ellen is not entertaining, and even less appealing to look at
Fat meat is greasy … so is lean meat, just less … just sayin
I still feel uneasy about wanting to “do” The First Lady … not takin it back though
Somebody at work smells like steamed broccoli and old tires
Teyana Taylor’s lips and Abs though
Bread stinks
Man if Only I cared about the NBA … I mean the team I like is winning … still dont care; I cannot watch a whole game by myself
I need like a group of people, drinks, and food … and NOTHING else going on
In 2 years The SATC cast can come back to HBO as the New Golden Girls
I Love the movie Scarface … till then end, thinking about the end makes me not want to watch it
Toes.
It’s not a Mohawk if you don’t have the back and over the ear connections like Mr. T
After Double Stuff came out, regular Oreos are only acceptable crushed in ice cream
I’d get rid of my vacuum if it didn’t leave nice lines on the carpet … need them lines homeboy
… and by lines I mean cocaine … wait. what?
… and why are there two u’s in vacuum anydamnway?
Saying someone is just a friend does not take away a woman having what I need … just sayin
Who’d win in a fist fight between Uniblab and C3-PO?
Mannn I remember when I had my Treo 700p! You couldnt tell me NUTHIN!
Oh yeah? Well go play hopscotch in shitty quicksand
I got Chiiiillllls….
Shoutouts to the ColdSlither Crew, The UnderScoopFire Crew and Ms K
