Buffalo Stance

May 29, 2007

 

How much weight did you gain over the weekend?
Why when a woman wears her hair natural it’s always brought to our attention that she is, and the reasons.
Damn, okay…women with perms or weaves don’t go around validating why they do what they do
…I like them all…I’m just sayin.

I’d like to introduce you all to Aisha. She’s a Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleader and I want her oh so much

You will be seeing a LOT of her in the comming future

I’d prolly move and start over somewhere…but my job is too good.

The Hangin with Mr. Cooper theme was Bangin when they Added EnVouge (But what isn’t good when you add Dawn Lewis?)

GIMME My Lucy Pearl back!

Common, I dunno…women love him; I thought “Be” was almost wack, just over hyped…The Common I use to like voice Cracked
…and had sense.

I can do what Parker Lewis Couldn’t

You know, I respect Lil Jon…Least he doesn’t fake like he’s making good music, he just wants to party; there’s a place for that (Not in MY ears) but there’s a place.

I have a favorite everything, example:

Favorite Candy: Sour Patch Kids
Favorite Cartoon: GI Joe

Favorite female singer of all time: Angela Winbush

I can do favorite top 5 anything….

I don’t wanna gain weight; don’t wanna be lookin like celebrity Fit club, spinnin in a circle, in biker shorts
Talkin bout Boom-chicka-chick-a-woun-woun

Isn’t the best feeling in the world when a baby grips your finger?

Remember Buffalo Stance by Neenah Cherry?

You know what happened? Well Huey Lewis and the news made “I want a new drug” right?
And when Ghostbusters the movie came out, they wanted to use it but he didn’t want to let them
So The Ghostbusters people got Ray Parker Jr to make something that sounds just like it…then you have the Ghostbusters theme.

Why do I know certain things?

That LOST finale was LIKE THAT…I got thoughts….I got theories….

Say what you want to say about her, but Superhead is fine

Notice there’s never been a report of Lesbian Gay Bashin?
…we love you women!

Whatevers about slavery…I’ve picked cotton…I’ll have you know I’ve opened SEVERAL bottles of Asprin

I wouldn’t have a problem dating a stripper

Skinny men don’t hate on Big (Fat) men

I miss Krogers grocery store

We’ll never have another Michael Jackson or Prince…did mothers just stop making talented children?

The Lil Mama Lip Gloss song?
Who knew? I like that ish, heard it for the first time last week…it’s bangin! Hip Hop beat and the chick rode the beat…that’s all I really ask for
And she’s pretty. Not saying I’d bump it or add it to my Ipod but it’s a song that has come out in the last 5 years that I can actually tolerate.

I’m back to playing my Xbox 360 (Tiger Woods and NCAA Football 07)

I’d rather kiss a smoker than a woman that just ate salad dressing or mayo, or cream cheese

Wanda Sykes makes me laugh

They are writing a sequal to Set it off…I know…but…  but… let’s just see.

People, some of you…it’s time to grow the fukkup

You know what Actress I do not like AT ALL? Regina King (you thought I’d say Gabby Union or Golden Brooks…well them too)

Remember the Bod Squad and Exercise your Chompers on some good hard food!? …oh just me?

I’d LOVE some Mystery Mix or Rainbow Now&Laters right now

  • Keli

    I did not gain any weight over the weekend…did not go to one bbq.

    I don’t go around reaffirming my blackness because I choose to go natural, however, no one ever asked my “Why do you wear your hair like that?” when it was relaxed either. I actually had someone threaten to perm and highlight my hair…the nerve!

    What’s up with your cheerleader girlfriend’s hairline?

    But only if its’ the original Lucy Pearl with Dawn Robinson…the funkiest diva of them all.

    Not a Common fan…don’t get his appeal at all.

    I like sour patch kids…but gummy bears or worms are my favorites.

    I don’t wanna gain weight; don’t wanna be lookin like celebrity Fit club, spinnin in a circle, in biker shorts
    -LMAO!

    Isn’t the best feeling in the world when a baby grips your finger?
    -Awww, isn’t that so sweeet.

    Superhead look a hella hot mess in that wig…she’s not ugly, she just looks like she’s led a hard life (it’s in the face)

    OMG! You like that lip gloss song?! *smh*

    I’d rather kiss a smoker than a woman that just ate salad dressing or mayo, or cream cheese
    -Ummm…well, I love me some cream cheese, and I assure you…your loss!

  • Sakeenah

    How much weight did you gain over the weekend?”
    I didn’t gain any. At 35 I’m still blessed w/a high metab

    Why when a woman wears her hair natural it’s always brought to our attention that she is, and the reasons.”
    Sometimes it takes courage & guts for a black woman to go natural. I wore dreds for 3 yrs. A girl told me she wanted to dred, but was afraid of the reaction of men. She was concerned they would not find her as attractive anymore. I have found this to be true with black men. In general, they prefer straight hair. I get more approval from men when my hair is permed & stick straight. That’s why it’s such a big deal when a woman goes natural, it shows confidence in her beauty & sexuality. When I wore a short natural I got almost no male attention. I guess they thought I was not interested in men

  • udeeblu

    in reference to the comment made by Keli …. hahahaha!! yeah what IS up with that hairline??

    i didnt gain any weight over the weekend, cos i did NOTHING … no BBQ … sighhhh!! the small things international students experience (or dont) in America.

    “Why when a woman wears her hair natural it’s always brought to our attention that she is, and the reasons.”
    this is simply because going natural has become something of a taboo. why?!? pple will readily blame the media for feeding us with images of long straight hair as being sexy. i beg to differ. and since when is natural hair bad …. weren’t you BORN with it?? geeeeeez … recently i decided to get rid of the perm and I LOVE IT!!!! going retro, baby!!! aiming for that full afro. and PLEASE let the dumb men think what they want. why do women constantly seek a man’s ‘approval’ to feel beautiful … it’s sickening really.
    (sorry i could go on about it)

    however, the REAL reason for me posting a comment was to say i saw a Kroger in ILL … but it was in a smalllllll town and hour or so away from Chicago….

    LOLOL!!! 😛

    ps – the lip gloss song has its perks … i only like to hear it as i’m watching the music video … that’s all.

    *smiles*

  • Arianna

    “That LOST finale was LIKE THAT…I got thoughts….I got theories”: Yes, it was so satisfying! There were so many OMG moments like, crazy grown Walt appearing, a psycho-suicidal Jack, Charlie going out like a champ, and the tricky flashforward…how the f did he and Kate leave the island? Also, Im dying to know who was the man that died…and why is Jack dying to go back to the island? What are those theories u got? Lemmeknow.

    “I wouldn’t have a problem dating a stripper”: Thats nuts…but no judgment!

    “Common, I dunno…: Me either, I pretty much only like him when he fucks with Kanye…That song that just came out… “The people” is really really hot. He switches up his style too much…

    “GIMME My Lucy Pearl back!”: I loved Dawn too…Oh, why on earth is Rapheal Sadiq fucking Joss Stone, shame! I hate that no soul pig faced bitch.

    “Remember Buffalo Stance by Neenah Cherry?”: Hell yeah…Much vibe is a good channel, I always watch Vintage Vibe. Have u noticed on BET, when they play “flashback videos” its always songs that came out 2 mins ago! Their producers are idiots.

  • http://mentallyspeaking.blogspto.com BluJewel

    didn’t gain any weight, nor do i want to *ugh*

    lil mama and that wretched song suck like THAT! goes to show how bad the damn music industry is these days.

    i like Regina King and hate Gabby and Golden.

    Yes, Wanda Sykes is funny

    don’t play video games, i’d rather be outside playing a game or one that stimulates my mind.

    u stoopid on the pickin cotton comment

    how come you dont read my blog? i got shit to say to ya know…see, that’s why imma fightchu

    cheerleader looks like she smelled something bad

    totally agree that people need to grow the fukkup!

    loved Neenah Cherry cause that song was funny and she’s from the UK like me *snicker*

    im out!

  • rahviance

    Remember the Bod Squad and Exercise your Chompers on some good hard food!? …oh just me?

    : what you know about it? that’s that isht! remember when they were going through his mouth, and the teeth just kept CHOMPING CHOMPING closed

  • http://jessicasong.net jess

    “Wanda Sykes makes me laugh”

    LOOK AT IT!

  • dean

    You miss Kroger…. now that’s funny

  • http://jcroomzuri.blogspot.com/ j.a.c.

    “I’d rather kiss a smoker than a woman that just ate salad dressing or mayo, or cream cheese”

    that’s crazy e. there’s nothng worse than kissing a smoker. this fear of salad dressing, mayo and cream cheese is ruining you!

  • Eddie Nicole

    Can’t believe you can tolerate the lip gloss is poppin’ song. that goes down in the hot ass mess of hip hop along with “chicken noodle soup”…..tisk tisk!

  • http://www.seinabo.blogg.se seinabo

    I meet neeneh yesterday XD , her daughter is one of my best freinds;) and I can say that she is still just as cool as in the buffalo days

  • http://areyoutheregod.blog.com/ Dawn

    Two things:
    1) us natural-haired women have to put up with stupid folks asking us if we wash our hair and other nonsense. So you’ll just hve to deal. : )

    2) agreed…Wanda Sykes is hilarious.

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    Damn, that’s pretty funny…least you didnt get offeneded I typed that; I fux witcha

    I just cant do with tasting things I dont eat/hate on a mouth Im kissin, least I recognize smoke…as nasty as it is

    The Lip gloss song is I dunno different its a girl that can flow…havent heard it since, Im just sayin

    Leave my Cheerleader girlfriend alone!

    Least someone other than me doesn’t feel common most the time

    LOVE me some Krogers! Cross cutter prices!

    I’m from Ohio originally folks…some might not know

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    Whatevers about slavery…I’ve picked cotton…I’ll have you know I’ve opened SEVERAL bottles of Asprin

    *fainting and busting my head on the corner of the bed…and dies*

  • http://booknote.blogspot,com Book

    HEY MAN!.. lol this was a good one ..

    Who was the girl in white?

    HEY NEENAH CHERR!! “WHATS LOOKING GOOD TODAAAY!! >>LOL .

    I didlike the Lil Momma song ,.,lol ( its way better than Chicken noodle soup though)

  • prissy

    Common, I dunno…women love him; I thought “Be” was almost wack, just over hyped…
    ahh come on man…i was listening to that cd on the way to work this morning:-( there are only 11 tracks on there but most of it is banging, a couple of songs i can do without

    I wouldn’t have a problem dating a stripper
    yeah, that’s what they all say LOL

    Skinny men don’t hate on Big (Fat) men
    LMAO

  • http://Thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    Lucy pearl was the joint, first album, and loved Dawn.

    We’ll never have another Michael Jackson or Prince…?
    – As far how MJ turned out, maybe that’s for the best. Can we say Maladjustment?

    Angela Winbush
    – Always liked her. Needs another album out yesterday. I didn’t know she Ronald Isley divorced. I think I’m glad about that, but they did some good music together.

    Why do I know certain things?
    – I’ve been asking myself that about. I’m glad you know them. Someone’s got to be the historian.

    Notice there’s never been a report of Lesbian Gay Bashin?
    …we love you women!
    – Yep Yep

    I miss Krogers grocery store
    – You can have one of the ones near me. Used to work there, too.

    Remember Buffalo Stance by Neenah Cherry
    – wow where did THAT come from. And I do remember it.

    Remember the Bod Squad and Exercise your Chompers on some good hard food!? …oh just me?

    Yes I do… and now i’m laughing (and cringing) thinking about Slim Goodbody.
    Slim Goodbody
    Still at it

  • http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com/ It is what it is

    “I’d rather kiss a smoker than a woman that just ate salad dressing or mayo, or cream cheese”

    J.A.C. – I’m w/ E. on this one…My peoples got mad at me yesterday because I wouldn’t let him kiss me after he ate a Cheese Steak smothered in Mayo (YES – Its sounds nasty and it was nasty)

    Mayo & cheese based foods are not a good look when you wanna kiss….not at all. Its yucky. LOL

    I’ll take NEWPORT breath ANYDAY over mayo and salad dressing!!! HA!!!

  • curvydva

    I’m sorry I have to go back to this, but I just saw one of Supaheads flicks for the first time and while her oral skills are pretty good from what I could see (big suprise) everything else left something to be desired…a lot to be desired as a matter of fact. Forget that her twat was a weird mix of shaved, shaded, and hairy, she was actually doing the BUTTERFLY on Mr. Marcus’ wang! Yo, that’s not sexy AT ALL dog! LOL!!!!

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    Aisha needs a training bra LMAO!!!! And to be shot with that RED lipstick!!! BOOOOO….. Lemme upgrade her

    Isn’t the best feeling in the world when a baby grips your finger?
    -What!? LoL NO!

    But Superhead is a BAMMA n that picture! Her head skills is still BONKERS!!!

    Whatevers about slavery…I’ve picked cotton…I’ll have you know I’ve opened SEVERAL bottles of Asprin
    -ASSHOLE LoL… My grandmother picked cotton…

    I wouldn’t have a problem dating a stripper
    -U Be Fakin Liiiiiike! Stop lyin to urself!?

    The Lil Mama Lip Gloss song?
    -Dont like the song… But My LIPGLOSS is always poppin

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