“What good do your words do
If they can’t understand you
Don’t go talkin’ that shit Badu, Badu”
It’s BADU WEEK on eclectik-relaxation.com!

My Favy sanger, so we gon get ours in this week
…oh no! I hope this don’t mean that afterwards I’ll be wearing
Tight plaid bell bottoms, a puffy shirt, Stone washed jean jacket, slouch socks, a top hat and a monocle

The weekend?
Well…Football was had; so that’s good.
Some good convo
Decent eats
A tiny bit of shopping
I needed some mowf though.

…but you don’t care, you came for randomness

See Keri Hilson based off the Energy video (I watched it again)
She could drop because she wears an AWFUL amount of makeup…but that body
Ciara would be #1 but watch she date like some asshole
Rochelle could be, but she’s never in anything anymore…
Claudia? I know but…I don’t know
Hmmmm

You’ve had the caramel apples right? Candy Apples? Why aren’t there Chocolate Apples?

I’m saying though…who is trying to catch a tiger by the toe? If he hollers let him go…whatever
I know people loved them some Leanne…but honestly…take the attitude away, Kenley had the best show.
Everyone had hotness, but Kenley had the most
BANGER

Hey guys…ummm, Lil Wayne was named Lyricist of the year.
k.

Again…what if a Dog went up to a Wet dog as was like….ewwww you smell like White people.

🙂

Okay…this is what we do everybody…hit the board…everyone post what McDonald Monopoly pieces you got
And then we match up and split the money.
…aint no sense in havin one piece and no money.

Guess what I love? Stuff.

If you made as much money as I do, you’d be balling…unfortunately I make as much money as I do and I’m not.

OH I got a new drink! (Non Alcoholic) I wanna tell you, but then you’d bite and I wouldn’t be special anymore.
…maybe in a blog or so.

Do I do my annual BET Awards blog? Yes/No?

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We’re Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu.
We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin’ rhythm and a hi-tech sound that’ll make you move your body down to the ground.
We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in.
We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol’ me Lamar.

So this is how e goes with girl groups
…I’ll name the group and who I thought the sexiest were:

EnVogue: Dawn
Total: Pam (I know!)
TLC: Chili
Salt N Pepa: Spinderella
Destiny’s Child: LeToya
Xscape: Kandi

People don’t wash their hands
Before eating fast food OR Before masturbation
…don’t lie and say you do eefer.

On Real Housewives of Atlanta….
Can DeShawn be ANYMORE extra? She is completely useless…I see why Eric Snow is never at home
It seems like her job is to interview people to do shit for her.

I did not pick the worst pic of Yonce LOL Look, these are recent
She’s just nothing close to sexy to me…her legs are all ewwwy…like isosceles triangles

And why is it called a booger? It should be like Nose pellets, or snot ballz, or face monsters I dunno
Cuz then is the boogie man just a collection of all the boogers you’ve flicked in your life?
ewwwwwwwwww

Why does lettuce have different names? It’s just fukn lettuce.

You mad at sausages? Nah sausages are cool…I’m just sayin though if you got beef…nah son, its Turkey sausage.
Oh okay.

wait…what?

People sometime go without sugar and stuff…but it’s so delicious

Claudia is meeting guys and dating them off myspace…maybe I should use my page more often?

My saddles waiting….Come and… jump on it
If you’re horny… lets do it

I’m just a bachelor…I’m looking for a partner

It’s pronounced Lou-Ba-Tin …not Lout Bottin

I think I lead the league in lurkers

Don’t you get mad at people with the high/fast metabolisms? All trim lol

What will I blog about next? I dunno…

Shout outs to Run TMC

“But when she loves she tends to cling
When incense burns, smoke unfurls
Analog girl in a digital world”