So … I’m the only one that thinks Lady GaGa looks just like Kimberly Drummond?

Got me some Magnum White Chocolate Ice Cream Bars

Saw some Track and Field over the weekend … lawd Carmelita Jeter’ s arms and stomach and skin complexion…

I would adore a hip hop inspired Vinia Mojica mixtape

Ginuwine and Sole has a reality show coming on … I don’t even think Ginuwine and Sole give a damn about their lives

X-Men First Class was a good movie … not better than X2 Though, nowhere near as good as Thor
… if you’re a true Comic Book geek you’d take issue with it

Jada Pinkett Smith looks like Pinocchio

There are constant reports of Obama’s approval rating … he’s the President! Who cares and shut up

The new Rock the Bells Lineup has been announced … I hit last year’s and I knew they wouldn’t top that line up but this one isn’t bad

….but they are not doing one in the DMV so I’m not goin … effit
I wanna see AZ and Doom though!

I said on Twitter than I don’t consider when Drake, Lil Wayne, Cee Lo, or Andre 3000 sings songs “Hip Hop” and people went Ape
…sorry it’s not; it’s pop music at best

And Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is NOT a Hip Hop CD either

What I’m watching…

Master Chef on FOX
Platinum Hit on Bravo
The Voice on NBC
South Park on Comedy Central
So you think you can Dance on FOX

Hey The Heat are in the Finals …. so?

Hangover 2 was pretty good … a lot of people didn’t like it; it was never going to be better…
“I wish Monkeys could Skype”

Tweeted by me: @eclectik

If there are zero black people at the wedding reception does the electric slide still happen?

How would you hide the initial expression on your face if you met God and he had a really high pitched voice?

People that don’t like football prolly uses Alta Vista for web searches

If done right a “New Jack City” Nino Brown Origin movie would be dope … rebooting the movie to a new trilogy

You know what Albert Einstein said … “Insanity is Kelly Rowland continually making music.”

I’m an introverted extrovert … fun in small groups, unknown popular guy.

I’m just saying you might should not wear tights if your backside looks like a pillowcase half-filled with fiddle faddle

Old Lady Perfume Lady is back and reloaded … smellin like Melted Marshmallow Peeps, Cabbage and Boiling Mojitos

I didn’t understand the fascination with clubs even when I went to clubs …

….so follow me on Twitter then!

Liya Kebede is Amazing

I don’t talk on the phone really … so when I do and stay on the phone with the long convo it means something … I’ma texter

I’m going to make some waffles … for me so dry up that mouf watterin

My Girlfriend needs to hurry up … an 8 game season is NOT the move either!

Twitter Crushes!

I’m single because I don’t chase women … I will initiate, I will show interest, but if there’s no mutual interest or equal effort … effit; no one is that serious.

I shut down Twitter with my revelation of Snail Trail LOL!
… Snail Trail is basically the female equivalent to Tea-Bagging

Been playing Poker more … need to up my Chess … and will SOMEONE get a Spades game goin?

There’s a new Wii coming out

Comes with a tablet/ touch screen on the controller … peep the controller

… Yeah I’ma cop.

Basketball Wives (which I affectionately call “Angry Birds”) is such an awful show … well the show isn’t awful the women on the show are awful … like make you want to stay single forever awful

Getting bored with it again … lost all my readers so it’s not as fun

Next up: Captain America and Green Lantern…. YES! Who wanna come wiff?

Hey Be Yawn Say has a new CD out! Hey who gives a shit!

I still say Solange > Be Yawn Say
More Originality, more soul … and she made This Song… I LOVE this

Such the banger

New Apple OS is a game changer … they will have iMessage which is similar to Blackberry’s BBM … so get your phones and lets chat it up!

You don’t even know what I’m sippin on … which is cool cuz you can’t have any

Armadillos look like shutter blinds

My Kind of woman will play me in Wii … win and then walk out the room like Blanche