
Oochie coochie la la la
I am the ‘e’ and I’m up to par
Go Go Gadget Blog!
Like I see the errors at the top of the screen but I kinda don’t care cuz…I wont be blogging that much longer so I could look into fixing it or…feh.
Okay…Dark Knight
Look, The Joker!? Perfect…greatest Comic Book Movie Villain ever
When he wasn’t on the screen you were pissed
The first 1/2 of the movie was classic, the other FOUR halves lol Feh.
Bale made a great Wayne and a terrible Batman…that voice he put on Ugh
People love the movie, I give it a C+ It was “ok” Joker!? A BANGER!

…it wasn’t bad, it was a decent movie but people are making it like “Ohhhh I came twice while watching The Dark Knight”
….calm down.
Costco annoys me…it’s a damn Mob
You gotta have a card…they don’t have bags…they check yo stuff before you leave
…and it’s all warehousey
Gimme Target.
YO! Why Rennie on Big Brother look like Mrs. Roper? GREAT season so far
Damn Rosci walking off the show…She can walk into my Apartment though

Hey, quick question: Why do you guys give a shit about Shawn Carter and Beyonce Knowles…where they are, their marriage and what they are doing?
It was so much Skee Wee’n goin on last week
…Ivy leaves and Pearls all over the streets…yall get back here and clean up!

I’m soooo f’n cool
Need me some new shoes…anyone wanna donate?
What annoys me is that Ouija is pronounced with a “w”
Are there Pink Lemons?
I STILL laugh at: “Kobe, tell me how my ass taste” puahahahahahaha SLAYS me!
The Jamie Foxx shows are He-Larry-Us…are you sleepin on the rotation?
OG poetess from the show…

Feelin a little bit better about Bloggin…I dunno
EVERYBODY knows that Diff’rent Strokes went to the shitter when Sam showed up
And I will teach you teach you teach you…I’ll teach you the eclectik Sliiiiiiiiiiiiide
It’s eclectik! Bloggy Bloggy Bloggy Bloggy!
I don’t look good in hats…I guess I just don’t have the head for it.
What kinda lotion do you use?
Project Runway!
This is a great crop of designers this year (Except for Stella)<–I'll be surprised if she makes it out of this week.
The Vacuum bags, Mop Tops, and Plastic cups were the truth!
4 or 5 of the designers made no lasting impressions at all, like you don't remember what they did or that they were on the show


Blayne is that dude though…line of the season so far:
Holla atcha boy Tim

…do you notice that they don’t give straight males ANY TV time?
I cannot find the inner beauty on people with no outer beauty
Its fun tryin to guess when you play guess who!

Yeah son…my Car has Bluetooth…yours don’t
…and if yours does? So? Who asked you?
Mmmmm I use to put it down on the Little Debbie Oatmeal cream sandwiches homie
Give me a compliment
I want a Black Sex and The City style show…on Showtime with
Sanaa Lathan
Lark Voorhees
Stacy Dash
Kerry Washington
….Now hook it.
I like this…Dress it up…dress it down


Itchin for a scratch …errah rerra
I am not legend…but I’m a pretty dope blogger.
Since yall aint tryin to gimme none, I’ma go on Blackplanet and get me a girlfriend

I got Elton John on my iPod…
“Oh but they’re weird and they’re wonderful, Oh Bennie she’s really keen
She’s got electric boots a mohair suit; You know I read it in a magazineeeeeen!”
SIX in the mornin police at my door FRESH adidas squeaks across the bathroom floor…
Damnit CoCo

What do you want?
Know what my favorite Sneaker of all time is?
Adidas Forum Lo (White on White)
…I can never have enough pairs…size 13 please; thanx.
This week I aint doin Nuffin!
You know the Gay test? Asking a man to look at his nails? LOL
Remember when Boxing was the thing? Ever Since Tyson went to jail…
Watching Baldwin Hills?
EVERY woman wants them some of Justin

I want some Orange Juice
Arsenio Hall needs to be in reruns on TV Once or BET for real
I need to go shopping…well I want to…just seems like I need to
Do people still drive around blastin music?
Women…are you still doing that use men for free meal thing? Just wonderin



Yo this goes out to all the oochie coochie girls
Livin in the oochie coochie world
Remember to stay on that pill
Because I didn’t hurt you baby, but the next man will !!!!
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Relax your mind let your conscious be free
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