Thick like Beyonces Leg

May 8, 2007

This would be…I Think I Think Part II?

Spiderman 3 was NOT Horrible, Im just a comic book nerd and Spidey is my fav so I expected some stuff.

Who gave the gay people the Rainbow? Did they just take it?

Trying to ‘figure me out’ or ‘read me’ is a waste of time…just enjoy me.

Is it a cookie if it’s not round?

I trust northern white people more than any other people lol
Like if I had a doctor that came in with a Hispanic, middle eastern, or even southern accent…I’m uneasy
If I’m on a plane and the pilot came on with one of those accents I’d want to get off lol

Remember when you’d go to get Gas and say “Gimme X amount on whatever pump”
Only BALLERS filled up!

Moon Pies!!!

Who has sex under the sheets?

Notice when you were younger any game you played or anything you did, when someone changed it or flipped it; it was called “Chinese”
…like cut in line it was either back cuts or “Chinese cuts”

I don’t know how to whistle with my fingers

You know who’s kinda hot? Norah Jones

If Alcohol is a Drug…why do we have it?
Get rid of it if it’s so bad? I wonder why certain things exist, who was clamoring for mind altering liquids
If it leads to a disease and health problems, just get rid of all alcohol
What? Are people going to start making their own? nope.
Like “Yeah, brewed up some Vodka last night, want some?” NO I aint drinkin no homemade liquor?
So if it’s still around because of the money it brings…shut the hell up and let people drink themselves into stupors.

The Beastie Boys were going to call their upcoming album Thick Like Beyonce’s Leg

You know what annoys me? The Terms “Brotha and Sista” in reference to black people

Seriously it is the men genetic code to look at a woman’s ass when she walks by…a damn relex son!
…so bad you see them coming and KNOW that nothing good could come from it…you KNOW that it prolly look like somebody threw scrambled Eggs against a chalkboard but what happens?
…turn and look anyway, so hard being a man I tell you.

Cash is the greatest gift ever…no presents…no gift cards…cash

This is why I’m me:

1. I have NO attraction what so ever to Gabrielle Union
2. I think Solange is more attractive than Beyonce
…friends say I need help.

Should I continue to do my top 10 favorite women as a separate post of just list the 10 in the randomness?

Why doesn’t anything else come ‘on the cob’ …like Corn is the king of the fukn cob

Women always has options…guys…are options…shame it is

So they have “Male Capri’s” now…I guess, but honestly you see the way guys wear shorts haven’t we been wearing capri’s for like 10 years?

You know what’s good? Turtle chocolate candy

…but who made Chocolate, Caramel, and pecans a f’n turtle?

I got a picture of the perfect “mommy part” but I won’t post it on the blog cuz ….

Wait…. on Lost though….they never explained why the flight attendant is down with the others

Would you guys tell me if my Blog jumped the Shark?

“Fly by the seat of my pants” Is such a dumb saying

Why I had a dream that Marques Houston was running a crime family and when he got caught he turned into imitation crab meat?

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http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

Who gave the gay people the Rainbow? Did they just take it?
-They just took it…along with the equality symbol.

Trying to ‘figure me out’ or ‘read me’ is a waste of time…just enjoy me.
-OK…

I trust northern white people more than any other people
-Hmmm…

The Beastie Boys were going to call their upcoming album Thick Like Beyonce’s Leg
-Wow…why? And why do you know this?

2. I think Solange is more attractive than Beyonce
…friends say I need help.
-Not in that split screen you have up…but you do like them a bit on the boney side, so I can see why.

Would you guys tell me if my Blog jumped the Shark?
-Would you care?

Why I had a dream that Marques Houston was running a crime family and when he got caught he turned into imitation crab meat?
-Because you are not a well man.
http://idontknowitsjustmia.blogspot.com/ Mia

Why I had a dream that Marques Houston was running a crime family and when he got caught he turned into imitation crab meat?
~~~Why did I almost pee my pants!?!?! THAT has to be the funniest thing EVA!!! and then to post the picture of imitation crab meat!!! STUPID!!!
http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

Why I had a dream that Marques Houston was running a crime family and when he got caught he turned into imitation crab meat?
~umm…that has to be 1 of the craziest things ever! lol

Cash is the greatest gift ever…no presents…no gift cards…cash
~here here….Now gimme some.. just because.. :p

Remember when you’d go to get Gas and say “Gimme X amount on whatever pump”
Only BALLERS filled up!
~ I guess that makes me a BALLER!

Moon Pies!!!
~EWWW… I never ate the marhmellow

Who has sex under the sheets?
~ Not I, said the cat
curvydva

Yo Killah-K is always first lol. I think she sits on the page and reloads it or you text her and tell her when you update the blog lol. Maybe it’s an rss feed…? Anywho…

Remember when you’d go to get Gas and say “Gimme X amount on whatever pump”
Only BALLERS filled up!
-I must be a baller because I fill up every time I go to the gas station. Then again, I work 50miles from my house and wait until I’m on E to fill up lol

Moon Pies!!!
-Are that ish! All kinds of childhood memories associated with this one

Who has sex under the sheets?
-Me in the winter till I get hot

…so bad you see them coming and KNOW that nothing good could come from it…you KNOW that it prolly look like somebody threw scrambled Eggs against a chalkboard but what happens?
…turn and look anyway, so hard being a man I tell you.
-A messss!!! lol. Scrambled eggs though?

Women always has options…guys…are options…shame it is
-Ummm even though black men out number black women 25 to 1? Not sure what the ratio is for men and women in general

So they have “Male Capri’s” now…I guess, but honestly you see the way guys wear shorts haven’t we been wearing capri’s for like 10 years?
-YES!!! They really just look like high waters anyway!

I got a picture of the perfect “mommy part” but I won’t post it on the blog cuz ….
-“Mommy part” LMAO!!!!

Would you guys tell me if my Blog jumped the Shark?
-Probably not. I’d just stop reading it. Wouldn’t be an intentional decision, I’d just start coming by less and less…

Why I had a dream that Marques Houston was running a crime family and when he got caught he turned into imitation crab meat?
-I love that you started that sentence “Why I had” lol Imitation crab meat though? WOW…
huduchess

WHY are you having dreames of Marques Houston? I want you to not watch episodes of Sister, Sister right before going to sleep, young man.

And cookie monster sez: it doesn’t matter if its round, square or an isosceles triangle if it s a cookie…then by george, it IS a cookie!!!

and u really do think solange knowles is prettier than beyonce??!!!

and i don’t care what you say Gabrielle is GORGEOUS!! 🙂
http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

You are so goofy today! Bwwwwaaahhh!
http://areyoutheregod.blog.com Dawn

I just downloaded some old school Beasties…you really can’t beat their old stuff.
http://blackbeauty-daysofmylife.blogspot.com BlackBeauty

*Like if I had a doctor that came in with a Hispanic, middle eastern, or even southern accent…I’m uneasy*

Aww E, I think I may be offended… after all, I AM a crookedletterville girl livin in a Chocolate City (Big Easy Style) world!!! SOOOOOOOOOO southern with a southern accent (when I’m not talking business). ‘AND, I almost went to med school! (seriously).

So you saying if I came as your doctor and began to talk, you’d be uneasy??? I DOUBT IT!!! LOL
Selina Kyle-Rodriguez

Someone morphs into imitation crab meat nontheless, this makes sense how? Clearly he was “not on the list” I’d rather be a shapeshifter not some object that someone does not really want to eat. Hey wait now that I think about it maybe its not so bad…

Alcohol is my homeboy especially right now. I am stressed out and my Ketel One needs me. Cheers!!!

Male capri’s I put them right up there with “mandles” gross and wrong all he needs now is his bahama jack hat, a toothpick, and walking cane play on playa!!!

If you get married or have kids your blog will surely ” jump the shark ” LOL!!!

Gay people can keep the rainbow far as I am concerned there is no little man to grant me a wish and NO pot of gold whytf would I want it? While we are at it give them marriage straight folks can’t get it right why can’t everyone be miserable??

You have not lived till you had a Fannie May turtle……. well if you study the damn things before you eat them they kinda look like turtles the pecans stick out like turtle legs and they have the fat middles…

While I am at it do you say Pee cons or Pee cans? **so nosey**

My doctor came in on Friday and she was from over there and had some long last name w/no vowels. If my wrist was not phuqed up I would’ve ran for the hills..

Riddle me this Batman….
Why do they call ” trans fats” that if they only stick to your thighs and belly?

Trans the act of moving or going **my version phuq Webster**
http://blackbeauty-daysofmylife.blogspot.com BlackBeauty

Ok, after thinking about it… (referring to my comment above)

Did you mean southern accent as in an Australian accent, or as in Southern (from the dirty dirty)? Cause if you meant Australian… then I guess I’m not offended, BUT….. if you meant what I thought you meant… then… I’m STILL OFFENDED!!!!!
Arianna

“Seriously it is the men genetic code to look at a woman’s ass when she walks by…a damn relex son!”: Women do it too!

“Like if I had a doctor that came in with a Hispanic, middle eastern, or even southern accent…I’m uneasy”: I hear U, doctors office puts me in a vulnerable position, I prefer asian doctors, indian or chinese!

“Lost though….they never explained why the flight attendant is down with the others”: She was with Desmond and AnaLucia’s crew when I guess they took her…not sure though what her whole story is.

“Yeah, brewed up some Vodka last night, want some?”: Lol, speaking of bad vodka…I read on BBC that in Russia, like 1000 ppl drank this vodka that was bad, turned yellow and all died! Just needed to share that.

“Who has sex under the sheets?”: Me in the winter.
IknowYouGotSoul

You actually think Solange looks better than Bey? Solange looks okay, but better than Bey. I don’t know. Why don’t you have any attraction to Gabrielle Union? Is it her cockyness?
prissy

Why I had a dream that Marques Houston was running a crime family and when he got caught he turned into imitation crab meat?
what was you drinking before you fell out:-)

You know what annoys me? The Terms “Brotha and Sista” in reference to black people
yea…me too *LOL*
akilah

lol….lmao…..my office is always extremely quiet until i start reading your blog…..i’m gonna have to sit in my car on my laptop to read this. Bursts of laughter in a quiet corporate office is no way to get a promotion…..lol
http://alwaysfunkyfresh.wordpress.com Always.Funky.Fresh

Trying to ‘figure me out’ or ‘read me’ is a waste of time…just enjoy me.

I feel you on that one fam.

That Marques Houston ish was hilarious!!!!!

Male capri’s?!?!?! – not a good look…..
http://blog.myspace.com/lovesjanuari januari

LOL…the ending was the best…imitation crab meat…. LMAO
sarita marie

CLEARLY you had a dream that Marques was imitation crab meat bc he’s SO imitation of real music! was once in love with him when he was with immature now i can’t stand nothin about him.

and i have sex under the covers sometimes…or at least start out that way…

so when men look at women’s butts, even though it’s a reflex, do they consciously analyze it?? is there an age limit to the butts you look at?

got a new car 2 months ago, and i still don’t know how much it is to fill it up. whawt has this country come to
http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com/ It is what it is

First things first – Solange is a complete H.A.M. – I’m sorry E. She just is…

PS. doesn’t she look like the dude from The Nick Cannon Movie about the marching bands at HBCU’s??? get the flick and post them side by side and you’ll see.

Now, Beyonce’s ok…but she did have a nose job, she had her teeth done and she’s got a killer weave AND she’s had her breast done…How do I know? I’m a serial Beyonce stalker so I know. (i catch hell from my email buddies and other Be! Stalker’s for the above statements but I’d bet money that they are all true) HA!

Whatever, Gabby is HOT! My ex-boyfriend was goo-goo-ga-ga over her azz….you’re crazy.

LOL – Now – With that being said…you have to do a post of your top 10 women…LOL
Sakeenah

Yeah, Beyonce did have plastic surgery. She even admitted that she’s obsessed with her physical appearance. I think E thinks Solange is prettier because she doesn’t seem as stuck up or act like it’s all about her. A good attitude definitely makes a woman more attractive. Solange also seems more real, less like she’s putting on airs or trying to appear happy & smiley all the time. B is staged and crafted, contrived. If B lives in NYC long enough she’ll become real.

“Seriously it is the men genetic code to look at a woman’s ass when she walks by…a damn reflex son!”
You’re right, men can’t help it. Espec when you just know by somebody’s shape and clothes that she has a banging ass. It almost begs to be looked at. Black culture makes such a big deal out of booties we think about it all the time. I check out other booties, too. I want to see if theirs is better. At least I’m honest.

I like the marshmallow pies by Little Debbie, they’re softer & don’t have as much cookie. More marsh. Snowballs are the ish too
http://www.lolagetslife.blogspot.com lola gets

You know what else the Gay Movement has usurped? Dianas song “Im Coming Out!” Man, they had no right! If you sit and actually listen to the words, you realize its a GREAT song about self-empowerment! Man, EVERY-one needs a song like that!

Right now Im a cake decorator for a chain restaurant. We have cds that we have to play while we’re open, that the company sends us every month. Last months cd had that song on it, and whenever it came on, I would sing real loud and dance to it (as best I could as I was decorating cakes, lol). Well, whenever I did that, I noticed the other co-workers looking at me funny. NO, not becasue I was singing and dancing cause I do that all the time, they we looking at me askance due to the this songs popularity with the Gay Rights Movement! Man, Im not gay! Can a sister just like the song?! Sheesh, lol.
L