I think I Think: Let e serve you up

December 8, 2008

“Welcome, can I help you
Take a minute to read the menu
If you’re looking for a man
If you’re looking for a friend
If you’re looking for someone to talk to
Take your time bout taking your order
I can appetize ya or main course ya”
I’m thirsty…you thirsty?

I love me some TV

Clipping toenails is such a chore…ugh

I’d rather naked belly flop dive on a family of porcupine than Have sex with Queen Latifah

Seriously…alls I want is a woman that would
Call on Friday Night; ask what I’m doing on Saturday Morning
Say she’s coming over…comes over with breakfast fixins and makes me:
Banana Pecan Waffles
Turkey Sausage
Grits
And Mimosas

Then we can sit up and watch something …Play wii
…And dewitt

Oh, can she be sexy too?
Ooooh and and and can she do the cooking in boyshorts and a beater??

Heavenleigh you’re dope

Alls I’m saying is if I don’t get any birfday love, don’t expect any from me

If you don’t know who these two kids are, you aint nuffin

…now why they exist? No clue

My ears are cold

Jennifer Hudson has Grammy Nominations…why?

I just can’t make myself eat brown rice…I’ve yet to taste it…I just don’t wanna…what does it taste like yall?
I like white rice…butter…salt and pepper..Yum to the e!

You got some lotion?

Wynsters! hey 🙂

Plaxico = Cheddar Bob
…some bull, Hey I just got held at gunpoint outside my own place…hey you guys, protect yourself
…OH he shouldn’t have had a gun…shut up.
Hey he could get X years in prison…for shooting himself? He shoulda killed a few people and gotten a slap on the wrist.

Need New Scarf and New Hat….gotta go to the Polo store

You know what two singers that show their asses a lot but there’s nothing back there? Rihanna and Beyonce

It seems like Morgan Freeman’s breath stank

Shout outs too Coop

Guys like them thick…

Who reads Jet magazine anymore?
…and why are they so damn small?
Those Jet Beauties though mmmmmmmmmm

I want some Little Ceasers Pizza…they still got that?
Mannnn 2 Pizzas for the price of 1
Pizza Pizza!

And yes I’ma act like I wasn’t…that’s just how I am.

Bohemiandiva, who knew you still read?!

Lovnlife, nope, no money

Is this the new pimp juice?

All kinds of new shows on the rotation!
Jamie Foxx in Vegas HILARIOUS!
New Speedy
AND NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN!…Topic: Pregnancy Scares
I cannot grow a goatee…not sure that I want too though

Why when you do something with yourself and start taking care of your parents…EVERYBODY in the family think you got money and you will trick off for them?

Amy Winehouse should come out with a new line of jeans …Applesauce bottoms

Can I please meet a woman that makes a lotta $$$$?

Young and the Restless is getting Goooooood Jack is about to go down!
When Victor is in the story it’s ALWAYS good

I like women…no I love women…I don’t need women…just want a good 1 (that’s sexy, and laid back, and has a good job, and doesn’t mind my “eclectik-ness”)

So this is swagger and what the ladies want between their legs…

I might start eatin graham crackers again…they are yummy, only thing is I hate crumbs

Run.Girl! Kisses

I will always find it funny when people walk around eating cheese

I guess Chick Fil A…why? You want something? Where were you going?
Oh comment…you know you wanna

“If you got special needs
Picky, you’re hard to please
You’re particular bout what you like
You’re the costumer, it’s always right
Satisfaction is gauranteed
Head to toe girl I’m quality”

Zemanta

http://desertstorm08.blogspot.com/ RunGirl.

Try Teddy Grahams = no crumbs

I dip the chocolate ones in peanut butter and call them Reesey Bears. Dee-licious!

And I just fell asleep at the new pimp juice.

Did you really get held up at gunpoint? I thought your side of town was relatively safe? Are you ok?
http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Miss B

Well welcome back Kotter!!! What’d you bring me??

I’d rather naked belly flop dive on a family of porcupine than Have sex with Queen Latifah – LMAO!!!!

Why is it funny to see people walk around eating cheese?? Your silly…

Uh Oh we got an E back shot…mmmmmmmmmmm

Applesauce bottoms?? LMAO

Really? Obama soda?? Interesting

Ragedy Ann and Andy…DUH!!

That lady’s butt and hips are TOOOO MUCH!!! EWWWW!!
lovnlife

Well.Well.Well.
…look who decided to stop by.
Hey e! 🙂

Brown rice is an acquired taste. I’ve yet to acquire it. Taste like wood.

Damn, no money, huh. Don’t be so stingy I woulda paid you back tax time.

My dad gets his Jet and Ebony subscriptions like clockwork. Don’t play.

Ooooh…remember Bigfoot. That was so tasty.

Lil Wayne is one ugly guy…*shivers*
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

Raheem DeVaughn…good choice.

Do you at least think Queen Latifah is pretty?

Yeah, I think this whole Plaxico thing is being blown out of proportion…just like the OJ sentencing was some bull…

Ewww @ applesauce bottoms.

No that picture is not what I would define as swagger…but…I mean…Lil Wayne could get it.

Peace.
heavenleigh

-well…you’re 3xdope…the greatest man alive
-I always thought Raggedy Andy looked real ‘How YOU doin’
-were you with big gurl in the pic all week? not quite Ciara, but hey…get in where you fit in
-you ever notice how evil your ‘shadow’ eyes look in the top pic on the left? scary…
-missed you sweetie!
http://chile-please.blogspot.com Ms. Lovely

ok..i’m having white rice for dinner:)
http://5thtimesthecharm.blogspot.com jackie

Lol@ bellyflop on porcupines instead of having sex with Queen Latifah? Is she really that bad E?

I’m so not into video games…I wouldn’t know the first thing to do. Wii, Shmee, that’s what I say, lol!

Good ol’ raggedy ann and andy

I feel u on the whole Plaxico Burress thing but really he’s in trouble for having the gun, not shooting himself. That part is just his bad to be honest.

That chick is THICKKKKKK!!!! There’s someone for everyone I guess…

You know, Morgan Freeman’s teeth are pretty jacked up so you gotta figure that…, hmmm! You’re probably right
Miss Mika

A naked belly flop on a porcupine rather than sleep with Queen Latifah? Is it that bad? What about for a hundred dollars, a gift card to Best Buy and a Six Dollar Burger?

That is a good question, if Cheddar… I mean Plaxico will get time for attempted murder against himself. Knowing him, he will claim self defense against himself.

Brown rice is gross. Its supposedly healthier for you, but it is nasty… even with butter, salt and pepper.

You aren’t missing anything.

Amy Winehouse… ewww.
Lil Wayne… double ewww.
http://zechariah0620.blogspot.com Acoustic Soul

LOVE IT!

Who doesn’t know who Raggedy Ann & Andy are?

Man, the queen ain’t that bad. She looks like she might like it kind rough tho. U get into that, right?

Brown Rice . . . .RUN! That stuff is NOT good. It hard and just nasty. I tried it not once but twice. Yucky yucky!!

Applesauce Bottoms????
Ja Divinity

So uhmnn…brown rice is not the business…no sir

No pork for breakfast!?! …run away with me E

I knew white girls don’t really have ass, but wtf is wrong with Amy? two droopy hot messes,coming right up! yucks.

Queen Latifa might have that good-good E..you missing out. question…would you aleast allow her to be the towel girl in a threesome?! 😀

..And I don’t want no parts of lil Wayne between my legs..yucks…and I’m having a problem with all these lil wayne wanna-bes running around lil-weezyana
-but anywho, loving the rotation, welcome back.
http://www.dariustwilliams.blogspot.com Darius T. Williams

Ha – another hilarious post – really!

Um, I just had brown rice today. It’s really good. But you gotta cook it with chicken stock – then put some butter, salt, and pepper with it – it’s good!

-DTW
http://www.everydaycookin.blogspot.com
Jeromi

Queen Latifah doesn’t want to have sex with you anyway. She’s a lesbian. The women you don’t want to have sex with are the ones you would most likely get instead of those on your top ten list. As pathetic as you are those women aren’t going to give you any play.
http://ghettoeconomics.blogspot.com Paula D.

Don’t sleep on brown rice E. You should try it out at PF Changs with the Mongolian Beef…my fav.

Hmmm……banana pecan waffles? Sounds like diabetes on a plate.

You crack me up 🙂
http://coopdujour.wordpress.com Coop

Not gonna read into these lines being right together:
Shout outs too Coop
Guys like them thick…

Welcome back…to your own spot. Ha!
thic flair

LMAO!!!! This post is STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT comedy. The some like em Thick…geezus. AppleSuace bottoms…LMAO