I think I think: Glass Joe

October 6, 2008

“I’m really fascinating to the letter
My all-around performance gets better and better
My English grammar comes down like a hammer
You need a style, I need to pull your file”

Back to the randomness!
I’ve realized that you guys like the posts about something more so than the ones that are random/I think I think…who knew?
…though you guys diss the remix…and that’s like free randomness you aint read…ugh

I’m saying…I don’t have any children…I’m grown too…there’s not a lot of men like me
Wait.
It either means I’ma a catch cuz I aint got children or drama…OR There’s something wrong with me cuz everyone else got them least one.

The kid on Ugly Betty is the worst kid to ever hit TV…EVEN worse than Lil Ritchie.

I’ma say it…Pound for pound Melanie “Mel B-Scary Spice” Brown probably has one of the best body ever (Understand TWO KIDS)…and now Playboy is coming? wOw

Re: Kerry Washington
I know…I saw I think I love my wife…and YES indeed she was sexy in there….
But she smokes…and in everything other than that and she hate me (which she was wow) she just doesn’t do it for me
I dunno…I mean I prolly wouldn’t kick her out the bed but if I could choose I could prolly come up with a good 20 hotter

Baby Carrots?

What if a guy had booty hair…and shaved it…and then he took some gel and swiffted it to the side like it was baby hair
It would look like he had angel wings on his booty

GOODIES! LAWD

I swear…she’s…just…YES; Top 10 this week.

They be passin that Palin baby around like he’s the biggest blunt out…lickin and passin and everythizzang
Alls I know is I watched the debate and Palin was lookin good in HD

I don’t eat Chinese food, dang…get that outta here…smellin all tangy.

Hip Hop Honors tonight…

Cypress Hill
De La Soul
Naughty By Nature
Slick Rick
Too $hort

Seriously? Cypress and Naughty by nature? I understand Too Short before those two
I’m down with De La and slick Rick…Hells yeah but It’s STILL Bull there’s HUNDREDS of people that should be honored before e these people.

That’s why Hip Hop Week was needed…VH1 counted down 100 greatest Hip Hop Songs…they had Songs by N.E.R.D in there…The Cars that go boom…Chamillionaire?
I swear.

I quit…fukit

This right here? HOTNESS!

Those pants? The Jacket? The whole thang…Fire
I look good today…I got on Blue; see? No? Well…I do.

YO!!!!!! Dirty Sexy Money was SOOOOO GOOOD! If you’re not watching then you smell like poo

YES!!!….IT’S BACK!!!!!! <–Click
Hell to the yeah!

Wait. Shouldn't Hell yeah be a curse word/phrase?
…I mean you can’t say yes to hell right? Why is that acceptable?
Where did that come from? “Hell yes”…”Hell yeah”…as a positive? And why is it never Heaven Yes?
Damn sure cant be “Heaven no” can it? What about a “Purgatory Maybe”?
What?

You know what word people don’t use a lot? Onomatopoeia

Christian Louboutin
Leopard-Print Patent Pump
…don’t usually like animal print but…yeah.

Mannn see? I don’t think Ima get married cuz I think I’d get married for all the wrong reasons…I can think of 2 off the top of the head
1. If I met someone that was a 10! And she was really into me…it would be so superficial (well she’d have to have a little scratch too)
2. Because society is so wack and disappointing and stupid and I don’t want to be involved in it anymore…just give me one person I can spend my time with and not have to deal with these idiots
Won’t have to think or deal with dating, the fakeness and the games

…and those aren’t reasons lol

Jamie Foxx and Speedy and Claudia on the rotation this week!
…missed the shows?

If you want to buy me anything, get it from the Ralph Lauren Store… XXL thanx.

Officially: We all know that my new word for sex is “Discipline” Well…my new word for Ass (As in a woman’s backside) is “Korto”
cuz…

Polo Cologne is what I wear most of the time, cuz most of the time I’m wearing Polo (you know my rules)

I’m sayin with the Blog retirement…You still have potentially a whole year and some change of me left.

The Fruitista thingy is the tasty!

The Game comes back on…and the reason I WATCH? Dionne!

…and why women watch?

Mannn If IIIII had a six pack? I’d be the most shirtless, no top on havinest, walkin around flexyest, blogger you’d ever see
…I’d be wearing Turbo and Ozone Cut off 1/2 top Breakin ass shirts…shidddd.

Your eyes are blue, but you ain’t white! Your hair is straight ‘cuz you pressed it last night!

You Googled “onomatopoeia” didn’t you?

“I simply made use of what was upstairs in the attic
I’ve listened to these MC’s back when I was a kid
But I bust more shots than they ever did”

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http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

LMAO@sayin Korto for ass. You’re a Korto 😛

Those pants are very cute…me wants!!!

Yes Derwin is a very good reason for watching The Game.

I didn’t google onomatopoeia.

I’m not fond of that print on the Louboutins

YAY!!! new shows…

Dirty Sexy Money was good…very unexpected ending.
http://anubis2kx.blogspot.com Charles

Palin was definitely not lookin good…especially in HD. She had that damn bang in her eye for like 60% of the damn debate which was distracting to me.

Kerry Washington…totally understand. Smoking is a def no no in my book.

Damn…ol’ boy got me wanting to do 1000 crunches a day…I’d still be rockin shirts tho, cause I’m too fly not to be rockin fly gear. Hahahahaha…

That Fruitista thing is the bidness ain’t it though…
http://sheneeds.blogspot.com Sheena

Kid on Ugly Betty is just too much for me. Overly dramatic.

Angel wings on booty..Ugh No. NASTY

The TB Fruitista is the shit. They are so good.

I guess I am the only one NOT watching The Game, never could keep up with the show.

No googling word here.
http://the12planet.blogspot.com/ 12kyle

kids are the best…but you had better be ready for em. take it from me…the reigning father of the year (8 times in a row)

i’m feelin’ mel b! she’s a stunna

hole up…kerry washington smokes? i love her. i can’t have her smoking. i thought she just did it for the movies. lol

i saw pale-lynn in hd, too. she has chest hair. nasty!

who made vh-1 the authority on hip hop?

i’ve tried to get into the game…just can’t

lmao @ turbo and ozone

check out the 12th planet all week, bruh. we’re celebrating hip hop week
wahoo4uva

You and Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out! I forgot this cat’s name too!
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

What? Angel Wings…no…

Hmmm…good question…hell yeah…heaven’s no…hmmm…

…I’d be wearing Turbo and Ozone Cut off 1/2 top Breakin ass shirts…shidddd.
-And you would most definitely get no play!

You Googled “onomatopoeia” didn’t you?
-I am offended…like totally offended!
Missmika627

LOL @ the Mike Tyson’s punch out picture.
That used to be my game!!!

I love your random post. But then again, I like your detailed posts too.

The Fruitistas are very tasty!!

Once again, your taste in clothes and shoes is top notch. I can dig it.

I want to see you use the word you use for sex in a sentence!!

Yeah the smoking certainly counted against her in the movie.
http://listentoleon.net ListenToLeon

Man, Cypress Hill’s first album had some classics! Plus, they have that Beastie Boys type of appeal, since white people like ’em too…

Both De La Soul and B-Real walked right past me during the Rock The Bells concert this summer. Both times, I was like “Damn, even the rappers who were onstage earlier want to catch the rest of the show!” LOL

LMAO @ the Glass Joe photo!
http://www.5thtimesthecharm.blogspot.com jackie

I told you about those fruitistas!

love that outfit!! i’d wear the whole thing!

korto’s behind is completely outta control, lol…did u see them all crying last week?

they do pass that Palin baby around like he’s a ping pong ball

lol and ugggghhh at the guy with the gel on his booty hair!!!

i knew what onomatopoeia meant….so there!
http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com rawdawgbuffalo

well folk im a catch too and im the single parent of 2
Naturally Quirky

i agree, there are others who should be honored
dilly

– lmao, people probably don’t use onomatopoeia for one of two reasons…they don’t know what it means or don’t know how to spell it… but i’ve been known to moo at people, so i use it a few times a year.

– i respect your take on kerry. not everone is for everybody. and the smoking thing is something ive consciously overlooked, lol. but in that same sense, her intelligence and those lips and eyes get to me everytime, i cant help myself. but keeping it real about not kicking her out of bed is what i wanted to hear, lol

– man, if i had a six pack, i would be all like LL and shit…. just shirtless and smooth skinned… daring women to touch me
http://theglamchron.blogspot.com/ OG

They be passin that Palin baby around like he’s the biggest blunt out…lickin and passin and everythizzang

LMAO!!

I never comment because all I have to say is LMAO, I would like to be known as someone of substance so I lurk.

A wise woman once said, me, “Better to laugh uncontrollably like a fool at your computer screen than type it and confirm your insanity!”

And I had the SAME thought about Korto’s junk. LAWD and I have a satellite azz according to my friends so if you got me in awe…DAMN!!

Where does the artwork for your blogs come from? It’s what drew me here.

-OG
lovnlife

Man you know what?
I heard baby carrots are dipped in this chlorine solution to preserve them. The same solution they used in pools and cleaning supplies. That’s why this white covering forms on them when you they are put in the fridge after a couple days. That made me sad. I’m gonna plant a garden.

That whole booty hair analogy is gross.

Korto is gonna kick Korto tonite! Watch.

I don’t like those fruitista. Way too sweet. Taste like syrup.