Hey how was your Xmas?
…you know I dont care.
Come on! How bangin is the Marsha Ambrosius!?
Soundin all good with that bird nose
If you like it and dont have it…here have some
Had me some Egg Nog…with some added ingredients 🙂
…see the thing about egg nog is…one that’s a horrible name
It’s all thick and milky ewwww
Seems like its not the right idea…but it’s pretty tasty
I liken it to Cheesecake (cuz I dont eat it) but its DEE LISH until I think about what’s in it…then it’s ewwwww
Anyways.
I love the NY accent…on a woman
Hey somebody burn me a copy of that new Girls Tyme CD
So am I the only person without a dang facebook or Twitter deal?
…I just started talking on gmail lol
I WILL say that somehow The Remix has become more popular than the Original Recipe!
Special thanx to
Ms. Mil
Angel
Acoustic Soul
Robyn
Qucifer
I have a swimmers body
…the body of a swimmer that maybe swam 1/2 a lap their whole life lol
HEY The City comes on tonight!
I know…but its kinda about fashion so Ima watch it…Yay Whitney!
Hungry. What yall got to eat?
I will NEVER understand domestic viloence or Rape
….leave
….masturbate
It will NEVER be that serious
I dont know who this is…but her waist, skin and thighs are magic
So I’m thinking Novemeber will be the last month…not sure; could be like in the summer though.
Remember when mechanical pencils were the move!?
Damnit! Where are all my TV shows??
Women do you use vibrators? Where do you buy them? What is that transaction like?
You know how people go to Jamaica and stuff and look at how the buildings and how people live and get all ‘it was beautiful’ and you get a appreciation for…
I dont. I dont think its beautiful, I think Im glad I live in The USA…and Im stayin my ass here
I do wanna see Japan though
7 Pounds and The Case of Benjamin Buttons are supposed to be the movies of the year
Tear Jerkers
…and guess what?
I AINT SEEIN Nunnaem
Not my style.
I Hear Taraji did her THING in Ben Buttons though!
I Love women…I would love them more if they would wear something like this
Or this
Damnit Victoria and yo secrets!
Ewww you gotta clean collard greens like that? Mannn how can you know if someone else’s are clean before you eat?
Maybe I’m just a giant hater
My knuckles are ashy…looks like I’ve been bangin beats in cocaine
Hold on….
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K, had to get some lotion
When you are attractive you can kinda let your body go
…I will never experience this
Nah…Im sexy
Where did this fauxhawk thing come from, how did it catch on, why are people wearing them?
Stop it with the Mr. T throwbacks
…unless you bring back the cereal!
Do shrimp have sex?
…how tiny must Shrimp Vagina be
Somebody get over here and let’s shrimp off
I would LOVE to have me some Eva Mendes…I dunno what it is about her…the eyes, the lips, the skin…the hair…just seems so cool
and seems like she should give it
If I had to pick between a woman with a flat stomach or a woman with toned legs what would I pick?
I want some rice…WHITE rice, buttered up and salt and peppered….mmmmm and some steak!
Now give it
Why is it called fart?
…hate when people say ‘fort’
…some people say faht
It should be called beats…booty beats
The heel on the Fendi joints are yep!
Wear those and nothing else
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