Rum > Vodka

Am I REALLY supposed to be able to tell a Puerto Rican from a Mexican? okay…so how?

And while you’re at it…Korean and Filipino…k, go ‘head

Remember when I said a black woman with light areolas…and how I never had one
THIS!!!!!!!!! is what I was talking bout…LAWD

Do women really do anal…like in real life?

Uh oh ladies!? Guess who got a CD comin out!?!?

Okay…now go listen

MY stores go:

Macy’s
Neimans
Burberry
Bloomingdales
NOW take me some dang shoppin!

If you don’t know Nehi and Faygo, you aint never been in the hood

You have to watch “The BU”
http://old.thelonelyisland.com/thebu.html

Come look at my Stimulus package…it’s down here 🙂

Kim Kardashian just might be the baddest white chick out

I dunno the Monday joints don’t seem to get the most attention anymore

On one had, a laptop is portable…but its not as dope as a desktop
How often are you really taking your computer anywhere?

People are unsubscribing…was it something I said?

Get it Taj
You guys not watching Survivor?

What’s with Mountain Dew? The new logo “Mtn Dew” …lame
Okay so he cannot put his legs up in the air…what if he takes his hands and pinches both his nipples at the same time? LOL

…twistin LMAO!
Hey ladies…Mons Venus…mmmmmm

Fo on Top Model!
Mmmmmmmmm…THATS my girl! She is the seck c

Women you don’t like hairy chests or legs on a guy do you? Ever been with a guy with a hairy back?

It’s funny…the guy at work comes and tells me about the new apps he’s put on his touch…the woman at the front
desk of my apartment tells me about hers
…oh no! Am I officially in the occult?!

People say pregnant sex is better
….for the woman it is LOL

HEY Do Pregnant women groom down there?
…otherwise the baby would come out automatically lookin like George Jefferson

You do not have to have a big ass or big breasts to be sexy…
I will just as easily lust over a small butt and A cups…be pretty/cute and have some sense of style.

I still don’t have a facebook…don’t think Ima get it either

Underpants? But they are shorts….so…Undershorts
…under pannies

A-F-R-I-C-A
Angola, Soweto, Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Zambia, Mozambique and Botswana so lets up speak…

The Chopping block is a pretty dope show

Ladies, get these

Mustard is nasty, and if you like it we aint kissin till you drank somefin
…a whole lotta somefin

So….wanna come have some sex? Im good at it I promise…and I’d like appreciate it and stuff.

You’re wondering who i am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in japan, i am the modern man

I’ve got a secret I’ve been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain i.b.m.