Oh stop it…the first song and it’s lyrics is PURE coincidence 😛

I had a pretty good weekend…had me a Wii Showdown
Had some Pizza
Had some Adult Beverages
No shopping though…damnit

Watched a couple of shows on TV

wOw @ CT on the RW/RR Challenge…he POPPED that guy
and Oooo Wiiii do I want somma that Brittini

Speaking of getting Popped…Spencer DECKED the hell out of dude on The Hills
…that’s ALWAYS been that dude to me, and this time he was right…the guy texting his EX some mess for no reason is Hater to the Highest of Hatestivity

Dollhouse was good…Terminator was REAL good
Running in Heels is hilarious and catty
Life was VERY good
24 and Lost are the two best shows on TV

Pretty is pretty and very few women are classically unadultreatedly pretty CASSIE is one of them
When you can do this to your hair and still be the Pretty…THAT’S when you look it.

So here’s a question….
Who comes up with Meat names?

Not to mention who decided WHAT parts of the animal to eat…HOW to prepare it…WHEN it’s safe
But…I mean…Salami? Bratwurst? Bologna?
Steak? And what’s with Hamburger? Is it Ham in it? And who came up with Burger?

And why is Turkey such a fukin stalker?

Turkey Bacon…Turkey Burger…Get your own damn identity…next thing you know Turkey go have a MySpace page and call themselves eclectik-relaxation.

For whatever reason I look forward to cleaning up my place

Insects are THE worst

Again, I know some people hate…and that happens mostly when an attractive woman is involved but I was watching Spring Bling and damnit that Roscsi is THE seck-C

What opinion do you guys have of me, so someone that reads my blog was all like…”So why don’t you believe in God?”
I’m like Wha?! Who said that??? They said…”well you ask a lot of questions”
Well I have a lot of questions…some things don’t make sense so I ask those that may be in the know
…I do have an Atheist friend but that’s his thing
How could you NOT believe?

It’s either Evolution, God or other…Evolution is dumb and no one has come up with Other, so Im rollin with the G!

Time is coming closer…I’m THINKING July 4, but I might not make it that long

Got on my Rolex today…Im fancy

So I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ma be Single till I settle; I came up with that…if I could write it would SO be the title of my book

I like when I find $20 in my pocket

Wonder what Asian woman sex is like…

I make some mean wings homie

Listen, I bought these shoes for $340 I’m wearing them every chance I get

There is NO WAY I’m going to be able to control myself when the G.I. Joe movie comes out

THIS is what I said…

So you’re at work…you’re an “associate” you make a decent wage…you do your job
YOUR supervisor reports to the General Manger.
Your Supervisor comes in and tells you that you are getting a promotion, you get:
The same wage as the General Manager
The same responsibilities as the General Manger
The same benefits and perks as the General Manger
Your Supervisor reports to you

BUT

You’re still an “associate” and they don’t want to call you a “General Manger”

Do you quit? Do you get mad? Do you DEMAND the title? Do you threaten to find a new job?

HELLLLLLLLLL no you don’t…why?

Cuz that title don’t mean… 😛