Yeah, I got Root Beer Vodka … kiss it

Cats have penises? I mean you never see Cats effin li8ke Dogs … guess they are more discreet … pussies.

See I say that the best way to keep your shoes fresh and looking right is to buy a whole bunch of them; women had this knowledge eons ago.

Guess I’m the only one to drink a Red Bull and a 5 Hour Energy and fall asleep a 1/2 hour later …meh.

Have I ever mentioned Misty Copeland and her Legs?

…mannn … she is everything.

I haven’t been to Georgetown in about 2 years and I like 10 minutes away

I knew my dedicated posts to Female emcees wouldn’t be for everyone, but I aint for every one either … I’m for me. …and a couple of you
… You… and you.. you, no move over…her
…and yeah you… wait and her
…okay you too

On March 9the people were going twitter mad over Biggie cuz that’s when he died and stuff … missin and tweetin I figured that’s how I’d be in Run or LL died so I can dig it
… If it weren’t for Canibus most people woulda forgot

Calling yourself a “Hip Hop Head” and never hearing Operation Doomsday and Mmmm Food by MF Doom just seems wrong.

Black people don’t eat cottage cheese do they?

Teyanna Taylorís lips are so sexy; she could sell lip gloss to a muppet

How you like your eggs?

Proof that the song “Between The Sheets” is one of the most incredible song ever (sampled by everyone) is that “Luxurious” by Gwen Stefani is even a banger

There are a few purchases I want to make … lemme get my weight up

They should make white Chocolate Snickers

I dunno … big nipples are just a turn on to me; shout outs to Lily Thai and Bai Ling

Yo Dog, What’s the difference between Sweet Potatoes and Candied Yams?
… about 30 to 40 grams of brown sugar cocksucker beat it

If I gotta go without Football for reals I SERIOUSLY have to rethink this girlfriend/single thing … Ima need something/one to do!

Spinderella is my toughest competition in Words with friends … I’ma learn how to scratch and take her down!

Canít wait for Thor and Captain America … least those movies I’d go to by myself

I gotta get my shopping game up

Takers was like this generations Belly WITHOUT bangin’ ass Taral Hicks

You know … Anteaters gotta be eating something else because they are too big

There’s no way these other tablets will beat the iPad … apple wins

I don’t drink beer … but I rather have beer than wine ick.

I use to crush on Mary Lou Retton … her legs were outstanding lol

Who would pick pancakes over Waffles? A jerkoff that’s who!
… and why is it acceptable to eat pancakes or donuts for breakfast but a giant slice of cake seems odd?

“She’s dressed in yellow, she says “Hello, Come sit next to me you fine fellow”

… Sorry had to bust a move.

Regarding the Fab 5 Vs. UNLV debate … The Fab 5 couldn’t beat Duke or UNC … AND UNLV were grown ass men ; I swear Anderson Hunt and George Ackles were like 38 years old
… Larry Johnson was the youngest at 27 lol

I can handle almost anything in dealing with people except dishonesty … lying I just shut down and I’m done with you
… Oh and shitting on my floor … don’t do that either
…what?
lol

Who came up as antifreeze blue as the universal color for raspberry?

People dont read every line of the blog … skimmerz

Fried or Fertilized … fried or fried or …