I’m going to change things up … gotta figure out how and when
I saw 5 pairs of shoes that I want … why not get them all?
Basically if there are any other people on the planet named “Anfernee” or “Beyonce” they are biting.
I would so love to meet a woman that actually had money … oh and date her.
Sure, I’m the only straight male online with a Pumice Stone … so? efffew!
You never think cats have Balls … like Dogs sure … Horses… but like Tiger Balls
The White Mountain Dew is pretty good
Cocoa Pebbles > Cocoa Krispy’s
Tried to watch American Idol but they voted off my show girlfriend (Ashton) … that Pia chick is hot, and I like the homeless black chick… but I’m not watching
The Seth Rogan looking guy should win tho
Tweeted by me: #worstcandybarever 3 Musketeers
@eclectik
When people unfollow me I unfollow them, seems fair… it would be better if you get a notification
I love women.
I stopped paying for haircuts around sophomore year of High School … haven’t paid for another one since
Tom from Tom and Jerry’s name was Jasper
… and Scooby Doo’s full name is “Scoobert”
Top 10 Sports crushes of all time
1. Dominique Dawes
2. Gail Devers
3. Dawn Staley
4. Serena Williams
5. Brianna Glenn
6. Mary Lou Retton
7. Tasha Schwikert
8. Gabby Sabbatini
9. Natasha Hastings
10. Mel’lisa Barber
I go back and forth on Marriage … however I’d Marry Dominique Dawes or Brianna Glenn immediately
Something tells me if I asked Brianna she’d give me this face
I can’t take anyone seriously that wears a cowboy hat in public
This lady smelled like curry, Burnt popcorn w/chopped onions and Rabbit booty
I love rum … someone buy me a bottle or two
Gotta find me some new exfoliator … damnit.
Do women wear things like these still?
If so … come here
I’m tired.
Women like hugs … I like back rubs
Tweeted by me: I judge books by covers, Clothing by style, and people by actions
@eclectik
Someone buy me the Sopranos Box set (Blu Ray)
… I’d ask for The Wire but I only like certain seasons
… The Wire goes:
Season 1
Season 3
Season 2
… Then the rest coulda been shown on the whogivesashit channel
The movies: Red and Social Network were pretty damn good
Like I dunno if it’s the Models but everything VS sells looks like I need to buy for a woman
New Wonder Woman TV show coming … they are already ruining it.
I dont own a suit, don’t need one either … figure if something happened I’d just go cop one
Caviteeeeees …. All this chocolate in yo mowf!
