“Well now you’re forced to listen to the teacher and the lesson
Class is in session so you can stop guessin
If this is a tape or a written down memo
See I am a professional, this is not a demo”

A small break from the 80s music for some randomness
… well the rotation is still pumpin

Ever since I made the rotation a separate page, it’s gotten more hits than my blog …. Eff! I’m moving it back!

Tweeted by me:
I’d rather be not photogenic and attractive in person than looking outstanding in pictures and …
@eclectik

Whoever named the Orange was lazy

I had more fun watching an awful game (The national Championship) … that’s what good people and a lotta liquor will do

Alls I know is there was ONE person and this was HER PLATE

If you fart in your cubical it’s a LOCK someone will have a question .001 seconds later

Love my Apple TV … might get another for the bedroom … we’ll see

Jay Z Volume 3 is WAY better than Volume 2

Brown rice is the first “new food” I’ve tried in probably 15 -20 years … shame I know

If the NFL doesn’t do something soon I may have to start following the Reds again … yeah it’s that crucial

The truth = Rochelle Wiseman

I’m convinced Steve Harvey writes the jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers

Need new sweats …. oh and some money

“Ship-shape crushed Grapes Apes that play tapes Papes make drakes baked for the wakes”

I’m going to give the NBA an honest try again , my favorite team (The 76ers) are in the playoffs so I’m going to watch and see what happens

OF COURSE I watched Notre Dame v. Texas A&M … and YES I know about fine ass Skylar Diggins
@SkyDigg4

But I did NOT sleep on Sydney Colson
@sydthewhizkid

Television Rundown

Ultimate Fighter is back on!
Stopped watching ANTM because they kicked off my show girlfriend
Stopped watching Idol because they kicked off my show girlfriend
The right person won Top Chef
I’m going to give “The Voice” a chance
I like Next Great American Restaurant
Fringe, The Event and V are still in the rotation
Survivor is pretty good this season
Archer is hilarity

Remember imagination? That stuff that made going outside and playing with dirt and sticks fun for hours

I’ve had some odd phone conversations lately … I hate talking on the phone

This “Adult Actress” Kakey is NOT playing around with … oral treats, I have NEVER EVER seena tongue do what that did when she did that thing shoe does SEE (Sooo NSFW or the Horny)

Why was the Panther pink in the first place?

Tweeted by me:
WHY does this old lady in my office smell like Moth Balls, blue star ointment, Carpet samples, and Worthers originals
@eclectik

Unless it’s the Olympics the National anthem has no place in sports … we’re here

Quietly Doritos has dropped a ton of new flavors
Blazin’ Jalapeno
Fiery Buffalo and Scorchin’ Habanero
Mr. Dragon’s Fire Chips
Nacho Cheese, Cheese Supreme, Salted and Salsa.
Toasted Corn

… just like

“Get it right, or train yourself not to bite
Cos when you bite you have bitten, when I hear it, that’s it
I do not contemplate a battle cause it really ain’t worth it
I’d rather point a pistol at your head and try to burst it”