I think I think IX

August 23, 2006

 

I’m hungry

Carson Palmer plays this week

I guess there are things to do in the area, but I’d be more motivated to do them with someone

…maybe not.

I just got Madden 2007 yesterday, it makes being single/unwanted a little easier lol

The Myspace disclaimer/about me post is pretty much me in a nutshell

“Cran” juices are my ish! EXCEPT for Cran-Grape…blech

If someone can remember, what number of reasons why I’m single and I up to?

I think I’ll do a page of a running list.

This is all I can remember:

1. I’m boring
2. I don’t go to church
3. I don’t dance
4. I’m not a ‘Ass man’ or ‘Breast man’
5. I’m too picky
6. I don’t chase women/play the game
7. I sound better on paper
8. I play too much
9. I’m honest
10. I’m not average

I dont remember 11 & 12 help me out!

13. I love Crate and Barrel, Storehouse, ZGallerie, and West Elm
 
I have to stop sharing so much with you guys…someone read my page and wondered if I was gay.

I mean I watch Project runway and Young and the Restless but damnit man!

I.

Heart.

Vagina!

LMAO!

What happened to the “Whaaazzzaaaap’ Beer commercial guys?

Prison Break has started…Weeds started…The Wire is on it’s way…Football is coming…Life is good.

I should shoot pool more often

I had the Greatest Fillet Mignon ever last weekend

The message board is jumpin’ it’s some characters on there.

What’s the female version of a metrosexual?

I need to buy a new chess board

People settle, that’s that bull. Talkin’ ’bout “yeah I’m *this age* and it’s time I settle down”

No it’s not, you settle down when you find the right person…fuk if that’ means it happens when you’re 50 it happens when you’re 50, stop being stupid.

I’m too Boring to be dating…I like to play board games and shoot pool and watch movies, I’m not trying to hit up the DC night life…let’s go eat and bowl(I suck though)

The Body shop discontinued my Sesame Body butter…bastadz

I think the new beauty scale goes:

Attractive
Cute
Sexy
Pretty
Beautiful

Because you can be:
Attractive but not ‘cute’
Cute but not Sexy
Sexy but not Pretty
and Pretty but not beautiful

But you can be sexy but not attractive…it’s weird…is why I dont get people that are solely caught up on looks.

I need a bartender friend so that I can come up with a new signature drink…I’ma call it the ‘eclectik relax’

Why do rappers come out with sneakers? Who’s buying them? THEY don’t even wear them…they rockin’ Nikes

I’m closed minded about food…I’m extra extra picky on the eatin’ tip.

I don’t like sex in the shower…does nothing for me; after I build a house and hook up the shower right; I’ll probably be all over it.

I bought a Ipod last week…I’ve been against them for the longest but I had some cash to burn so I copped one…so far I dig I dig!

If you can’t buy love you can lease the hell out of it!

Damn…what happened to FUBU?

Def Comedy Jam is coming back…hopefully it’ll be funny.

The older you get, more things you eat make you poo.

Contact info:

email: eclectik@eclectik-relaxation.com
Yahoo IM: eclectikrelaxation
MSN IM: eclectikrelaxation
AIM: erelaxation

  • Heather

    Looks good.

    Ever think about joining a chat group or something that consists of people that like all that you like above?

    …I’m sure if for nothing else, you might find a cool person to hang out with.

    Or do like me…do it alone – if all else fails – and not think twice about it.

  • http://www.mindfultees.com poet

    aight homeboy …you and your bullshit reasons of why you are single LOL … still intriguing i see you are using some of the material from board conversations … nice way to tie things in

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    What’s the female version of a metrosexual?

    Answer: High Maintenance

  • http://confessions-of-an-everyday-woman.blogspot.com/ Ms. Confessions

    People settle, that’s that bull. Talkin’ ’bout “yeah I’m *this age* and it’s time I settle down”
    No it’s not, you settle down when you find the right person…fuk if that’ means it happens when you’re 50 it happens when you’re 50, stop being stupid.

    Nothing but the truth… AMEN!!!

    I bought a Ipod last week…I’ve been against them for the longest but I had some cash to burn so I copped one…so far I dig I dig!

    You corporate whore!!! LOL

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

    I love your random thoughts… and the single list…I think you make excuses so you really don’t have to get out there and do the torture of maybe meeting someone.. don’t worry I have the same problem.

  • tenacious

    i always wondered the same thing about rappers and shoes….Nike Air Ones are like the official hip hop shoe right…soooo why would I buy the S. Carters or G Unit shoes when Im pretty sure Jay z or 50 aint rocking them?

    and not to mention most of them are ugly as hell.

    LOL who asked you were you gay? LOLOL

    last fact…umm too much info…I dont want to hear about how something gave you the runs…LOL

  • http://areyoutheregod.blog.com/ Dawn

    I heart my iPod!! You’ll love it forever!

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    Dude! I use to be able to eat Flamin Hot Chips and Cheetos like breathing…I would tear me up some Flamin Hots almost everyday when I was a shorty.

    Man, I ate some the other day and woke up the next morning with a FIRA-CRACKA butt! My Daddy told me eating all that hot stuff was going to get me one day…

    Daddy: Da days are here, broh!

  • http://www.justmikie.com MKPrice

    You watch Weeds? and Project Runway? and you like chess and football?
    I heart you.

  • http://www.hipcandy.blogspot.com Chanel

    We seein’ straight eye to eye on Project Runway and Y & R… but I swear, Jack is about to mess something up…

    How can you not like Cran Grape??? Cran Strawberry is the one that’s yuk! Cran apple is the ABSOLUTE BEST.

    Yay! You bought a ipod! They are the best! I barely read anymore, I buy audiobooks and put ’em on there for a quick “read”

  • http://jerzeyjuryduty.blogspot.com/ jerzeygyrl

    I have to stop sharing so much with you guys…someone read my page and wondered if I was gay.
    ===============
    haha! I’m at work cracking up! Your a fewl for that! Your like the Emelda Marcos (sp?) of men. How many pairs of shoes do you have? And FUBU? I see crackheads rockin those number jerseys now-a-days. I heard DMX is coming out with a clothing line. How much do you want to bet those same crackheads will be rockin that, too?

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