Do I do

August 8, 2006

Do you?

Look at kids act a fool in public and wish they’d trip and fall sometimes?

Have a special place to hide your porn?

See everything you want when you have NO money?

Only give compliments when someone deserves them?

Laugh at women wearing the low rise Jeans and that muffin fat that sticks out the top?

Think that Dreads are not for everyone?

Drink alcohol that tastes good, and not because it’s alcohol?

Think that any restaurant that has Chicken fingers is allllright?

Listen to peoples problems but sometimes want to say “Shut up damn! Waaah Waaah Waaahhhh”?

Have to use the restroom going home and it gets worse and worse the closer you get to your door?

Condoleezza Rice could beat Oprah in a pop locking contest?

Wonder why women still take pictures with one hand on their hip and their ass to the camera?

Think they should do a “A different World” reunion show?

Wonder if you let a good person go just because you were stubborn over physical attributes?

Think that personality or something else matters over looks because Halle can’t keep a man?

Want my blog to be updated everyday?

Know that you’ll get your hand smacked trying to reach for my sour patch kids muh fuka?

Do you wonder how your belly button (navel) gets dirty?

Wash your hands in public restrooms and use the paper towels to open the door?

Love new shoe leather smell?

People watch interracial couples and think…if you’re going to go that way, you could’ve done better than THAT!?

Season food till it looks right?

Think that Timbs with shorts looks outright ridiculous

Eat pizza crust first?

Think French fries are the greatest?

Purposely leave your alarm set so that Saturday you can turn it off and go back to sleep, and feel like you’re skipping work?

Notice that when you start making more money your bills go up?

Wish you understood the opposite sex?

Think Hillary will be the next President

Just want to do NOTHING on the weekend, but always end up doing SOMETHING?

Miss Soul and R&B?

Think people at work should do more working and less other peoples business minding?

Always press ‘0’ as soon as you hear a recording?

Wish that you could trust people?

Spend a lot of money on your mother?

Think that 30 is the new 25?

Want sex without commitment sometimes?

Wish football season would just hurry up already?

Want to just go up to somebody and go “FLA-OR FLAVVVVVV!!!”?

I DO

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http://sarccastikenterprises.com fred sanford

“Think that any restaurant that has Chicken fingers is allllright?”…you can’t fukkup chicken fingers…or can you?…i missed this flavor jazz…when is it coming back on?
http://divaindemand.blogsome.com Diva (in Demand)

You know you’re special right? LOL And I’m with you on the football season. I have some noise I need to talk to some folks and I’m ready to get started. LOL
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

Wonder if you let a good person go just because you were stubborn over physical attributes?
-Yeah, I think I might have let a good man go just b/c his feet reminded me of split hooves.

Wash your hands in public restrooms and use the paper towels to open the door?
-Hell Yeah! I’ve seen too many nasty heifers leave without applying soap and water!

Want to just go up to somebody and go “FLA-OR FLAVVVVVV!!!”?
-I just might do this, but I will wait until I am with my neices in wal-mart and just bust out with it!
http://bliggidybloop.blogspot.com/ blah blah blah

I hate the timbs and shorts look…but that’s me being from California…hot feet in the summer is not a sexy look.
Football season needs to be year ’round…hell, they pay them muggafuggas enough!
I wonder about grown women taking ass shots…just like I wonder about men taking those jail-house moc B-Boy stance for pics.

I Won’t Let Go…who sings that? Love that song…memories! Is that Al B. Sure?
http://nsaneleesane.blogspot.com Nsane Lee Sane

Look at kids act a fool in public and wish they’d trip and fall sometimes?
Yeap, I can’t stand bad ass kids…

Drink alcohol that tastes good, and not because it’s alcohol?
It has to be good or I’m not drinking it…

Have to use the restroom going home and it gets worse and worse the closer you get to your door?
That always happens, I thought it was just me…

Wash your hands in public restrooms and use the paper towels to open the door?
If you don’t it defeats the purpose of washing your hands, nasty mofo’s don’t wash they hands after they shit and then touch the handle…
http://thetenaciousone.blogspot.com tenacious

hey I take pictures with my hands on my hips and butt poked out…but that’s because I know I look good. And it’s my “hamming for the camera” pose LOL

YES to all ur questions though *lol*

If I don’t watch out I’m going to have that muffin top and “back fat” spilling over the low rise jeans. What kills me though is they have all that on top of the jeans but suffers from the noassatall syndrome in the back, just drooping and sh*t all in the back *lol*
http://stealstyle.blogspot.com Angel

LMAO yer I see kids all the time that need ‘beats’!! I don’t want them to trip and falll, I want their mama to beat the hell outta them!!

Eclectik, thanks for visiting my site! I’m adding yours to my links page!!… there’s too much joke on here!
http://boundbymyhook.blogspot.com Erica B.

Look at kids act a fool in public and wish they’d trip and fall sometimes?
– Do I? I want to be the one to make it happen!

Only give compliments when someone deserves them?
– Yes!

Laugh at women wearing the low rise Jeans and that muffin fat that sticks out the top?
– Laugh loudly and point!

Have to use the restroom going home and it gets worse and worse the closer you get to your door?
– Most def. Usually I try to catch the door with my foot if it’s already open to avoid touching at all.

Think they should do a “A different World” reunion show?
– I’ve been wishing this for a while now!

Think French fries are the greatest?
-Fries are awesome, especially dipped in sour cream or ranch dressing!

Notice that when you start making more money your bills go up?
-That’s always the case… the more you make the more you spend!

Think that 30 is the new 25?
-It is!
Heather

Think people at work should do more working and less other peoples business minding?

UMMM, YES. WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I GET ON THE PHONE, MY OFFICEMATE GETS QUIET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU AREN’T SLICK BECAUSE I USED TO DO IT TOO!

Wonder if you let a good person go just because you were stubborn over physical attributes?

NOPE. I STILL WANT TO BE ABLE TO BE ATTRACTED TO YOU BOTH MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. EITHER I AM OR IM NOT. ITS NO NEGOTIATING. DIFFERENT THINGS ATTRACT DIFFERENT PEOPLE BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, IF IM NOT INTO, IM JUST NOT….SORRY.

YOU’RE FUNNY!
http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

Do you want some chapstick?

Man, I loved it when she told her “You betta shud up before the Lawrd order me to best your ass!” Man! I shouldn’t have even laughed….other than that moment the whole show was boring as all hell.

I wish you updated your blog everyday…I am spoiled.

I hate the muffin top look…don’t they have a mirror in their house? Or do you they use it?

You are crazzzzyyyyy
http://www.myspace.com/ebony_treasure Monique

I was just watching an old episode of “A Different World” and actually said to someone they should really do a reunion show!
http://paulblakeford.4t.com Paul

I don’t know. Oprah may be able to take Condi in pop-locking. Re-Run anyone?
Sakeenah

People watch interracial couples and think…if you’re going to go that way, you could’ve done better than THAT!?

All the time. Even if you swear you’re not racist, you do it. It’s like saying you’re okay with homosexuality, but staring whenever you see a gay couple and feeling a bit uncomfortable. Get real with yourself. It doesn’t mean you’re a hypocrite. Like most people, you have trouble sorting out your conflicting feelings. Just remember, it’s your problem not theirs. A black man is not obligated to be with sisters. Trust me, I’m not supporting it I’m just trying to be fair. Do you ever notice how some white girls will be with the corniest black guy and they’ll look at you like you should be jealous. Like “I got him you don’t. Now who’s the real woman?” If they had any sense they’d know they got him because he was too soft for black women. We like our men strong. But these white girls wouldn’t know that. They didn’t grow up in our neighborhoods and can’t discern the nuances of our vibes. Every black woman doesn’t want every black guy just because he’s black. Being black is not an automatic compatibility factor. I could go on and on for pages.

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