Do I do (ii)

September 2, 2007

Do you?
Fake like you’re taking bill collector numbers down (complete with pause and repeat numbers)
And actually do the hand gestures like you’re writing…like they can see you?

Wash your hands BEFORE you use the rest room…figure If Ima be touchin stuff…hands should be clean?

Want to smack fire out of people that cough or sneeze without covering their filthy fat faces?

Think that 90% of new music sux hamster penis?

Hate when people fake laugh at ish that’s OBVIOUSLY not funny?

Feel like the only difference between marriage and a healthy monogamous relationship is a legal binding contract preventing a person that doesn’t want to be with another from leaving?

Want to take that new 106& Park host guy and kick him in the neck?

Sometimes leave the roll of tissue on top of the toilet instead of replacing it on the spinney thingy?

Feel that there’s NO need to have a House phone?

Wonder why people that choose to not do something for personal reasons feel the need to flap their lips about it constantly?

Want to enjoy oral but it feels so good you wanna jus F?

Think it’s that bull that all the ‘Black Shows’ are either cancelled or moved to Sunday nights?

Think that the only way Lil Kim and Foxy Brown are going to make any real money is to do a CD together?
(And get Nas and Jay-Z to write it for em)

Think I’m the greatest? LOL

Find that after you listen to a CD all the way through once these days that’s pretty much it?

Wonder what makes women cake on makeup like its sexy?

Wonder why women wear their hair in colors that are NOT black or a shade of brown?

Prefer to go shopping that Bang sometimes?

Get annoyed when the dude behind the register just stands there and NOT put your ish in a damn bag?
…oh no jerk-face I’m going to carry my 2 liter, bag of chips, candy bar, Vibe magazine, and Drano in my arms!
You f’n F gimme a damn bag

Remember when you’d buy someone’s Tape or CD and sit up and read the inside notes and credits and thank you’s while you listened to it?
Think that Beyonce is extra overrated in talent and looks?

Surf around on myspace and think…wait, am I too grown to be doing this?

Want Chik-Fil-A Waffle fries right now!?

Get annoyed when people take something the wrong way and take it out on you?

Want to go to Atlantic City?

Think that Wal*Mart may be better than Target but there’s just none close enough.

Wonder how the hell they find these people on Reality TV that will cry over any damn thing at any point?

Remember making Paper mache at school?

Think fortune cookies aint nuthin but a Sugar Cone

Wonder what makes people actually fist fight?

Notice that they’re no more old mean grandparents anymore?

Think of new ways to clean your navel?

Remember Mona Lisa (The singer)
…loved her.
Think that ‘Big Girls’ with small breasts is NOT a good look? lol

I do

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http://thinkbliss.blogspot.com StephStarr

I remember Mona Lisa!! I was wondering what happened to her. Also, I use to read all the Thankyou’s on the Tape or Cd. I loved that…LOL.
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

Wash your hands BEFORE you use the rest room…figure If Ima be touchin stuff…hands should be clean?
-Yes! I get strange looks sometimes at work…but there are too many germs in the workplace to chance it. However, I my gyno thinks I have OCD…she can talk to the hand.

Want to take that new 106& Park host guy and kick him in the neck?
-The guy not so much, the girl…well she seems like she is trying too hard to me down. However, they are both wack.

Feel that there’s NO need to have a House phone?
-I still need my house phone…I don’t need err’body having 24/7 access to me. So my cell phone number is only given to a select few. I don’t like talking on that little thing for too long. Give me my 1994 Sony cordless any day.

Think I’m the greatest? LOL
-Well, if you don’t who will?

Think that Beyonce is extra overrated in talent and looks?
-For you to claim not to like her…you sure to bring her up a lot. I think she’s the bomb…next.

Think that Wal*Mart may be better than Target but there’s just none close enough.
-We don’t have that problem in Texas.

Think that ‘Big Girls’ with small breasts is NOT a good look?
-You are soooo wrong for that one. LOL.
http://maimaimommy.blogspot.com/ tjeanise

Definitely thought I was the only one who washed my hands before and after the restroom.
No, I don’t have a use for a home phone-extra money!
http://www.hipcandy.blogspot.com Chanel

Fake like you’re taking bill collector numbers down?
I USED to do that, when I answered the phone… I just don’t answer it, LOL

Sometimes leave the roll of tissue on top of the toilet instead of replacing it on the spinney thingy?
Yeah, don’t do that.

Regarding surfing Myspace? I haven’t really done that… I’m only on there when I’m answering friend requests… for NETWORKING!

Your new rotation is HOT! Specifically, #7, 8, 9, 12, 14, (now ‘n laters, gum drops, jelly beans… awww yeah!) #18, 20, how funny is #22?! The R-O-X-A-N-N-E! #26 AND #30, Oaktown 357… yes indeed.
Heather

Fake like you’re taking bill collector numbers down (complete with pause and repeat numbers)
And actually do the hand gestures like you’re writing…like they can see you?
…NO BILL COLLECTORS HAVE MY NUMBER BUT I DO IT WITH CLIENTS SOMETIMES WHEN I KNOW THAT I WILL JUST EMAIL HIM

Wash your hands BEFORE you use the rest room…figure If Ima be touchin stuff…hands should be clean?
…I DONT WASH BEFORE I GO TO THE BATHROOM SO MUCH AS AFTER, BUT I AM CONCERNED WITH THE PEOPLE THAT DON’T DO EITHER! NASTY ASSES!

Want to smack fire out of people that cough or sneeze without covering their filthy fat faces?
YUCK

Sometimes leave the roll of tissue on top of the toilet instead of replacing it on the spinney thingy?…ALL DAY, EVERYDAY. ITS JUST ME.

Feel that there’s NO need to have a House phone?
…I USED TO BUT IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY, GOTTA HAVE A LAN LINE.

Wonder why people that choose to not do something for personal reasons feel the need to flap their lips about it constantly?
…UMM, OR HATE ON BEYONCE BUT STILL TALK ABOUT HER. HAHAHAHAHA.

Wonder what makes women cake on makeup like its sexy?
…AS A WOMAN THAT WEARS MAKE UP, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO!

Surf around on myspace and think…wait, am I too grown to be doing this?

Want Chik-Fil-A Waffle fries right now!?…SO MUCH SO, THAT MY LOCAL CHICK-FIL-A KNOWS ME BY NAME.

Think that Wal*Mart may be better than Target but there’s just none close enough.
ABSOLUTELY NOT. TARGET IS OFF THE FREAKIN HOOK.
http://www.glamazonlife.blogspot.com miss ahmad

big girls with small titties…now that’s a laugh cuz i was at the spa on monday and there was this big nasty looking white girl with entirely too many tattoos a stomach that made her look preggers and these little bitty titties that didn’t match her body at all.

I felt sorry for her, it was proof that she weren’t supposed to be that big to begin with.

I don’t care what the people say more than a mouthful ain’t a waste!
http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

Do I think you’re the greatest? Hmmm, let me see? I have to think about that one.
LOL! Of course you are. Well I’m the greatest and you come in close second. Smile

Man PULEEZE! I wash my hands before using the bathroom and after and THEN will use the paper towel to turn off the water and open the door AND THEN use my hand sanitizer just in case! You never know. I see WAYYYYYY to many people not washing their hands in the bathroom and then go fixing their makeup and hair. NASTY ARSS! Ewwww! And why you have to go and mention Chick Fila. I’m so addicted to the number 2 with swiss cheese and those waffle fries; mmmmmm mmmm!

And just out of curiousity what’s your idea of a big girl, and what’s considered small titties? You know everyone has different perceptions of big and small.
http://stuck-in-a-quarter-life-crisis.blogspot.com/ Alex

i found myself nodding to a lot of these. lol

i got one for you..dont know your age but…remember when “oregon trail” was the coolest computer game (hell, the only damn computer game) back in the day?
tenacious

“Want to smack fire out of people that cough or sneeze without covering their filthy fat faces?”

^^^This was too funny I was dying @ my computer
delightful

“Think it’s that bull that all the ‘Black Shows’ are either cancelled or moved to Sunday nights?”

Yes!!! I’m upset that Toni is no longer on Girlfriends. Annnnnd, I’m mad that ‘they’ cancelled Half & Half. Ugh.
Veronica

Want to smack fire out of people that cough or sneeze without covering their filthy fat faces? Laugh the F*ck out Loud!

uuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! What’s worse is sitting next to someone while your eating and they burp loud as hell! and then cover their mouth after they already let it out! They knew that sh*t was coming! This happened the other day with a co-worker…now I know why I don’t eat in the break room! Oh, and she for real has a filthy fat face!…Nasty A*S!…She looks like Mimi Bobeck off the Drew Carey show! For real, for real! Ahhh, I needed to let that out! thanks E for the outlet.

Oh, on a lighter note, I was diggin’ Mona Lisa too. She had a banger that featured Missy E ….that’s when people were sleep on Missy.
http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

Feel like the only difference between marriage and a healthy monogamous relationship is a legal binding contract preventing a person that doesn’t want to be with another from leaving?

Hell Yeah!, I DOOOOOOOOOO
StephStarr

Oh I forgot to mention, I too pretend to write down numbers when talking to a bill collector…LOL. I also pretend to be someone else if they call for me…haha
http://xcentricpryncess.blogspot.com/ Xcentricpryncess

where do you come up with this stuff??

Think that 90% of new music sux hamster penis?

Not the newest Talib though…

Hate when people fake laugh at ish that’s OBVIOUSLY not funny?

Specially white folks

Feel like the only difference between marriage and a healthy monogamous relationship is a legal binding contract preventing a person that doesn’t want to be with another from leaving?

what is with you and this anti-marraige thing E?? lol

Want to take that new 106& Park host guy and kick him in the neck?

Stop looking at it after Free and AJ got sacked

Sometimes leave the roll of tissue on top of the toilet instead of replacing it on the spinney thingy?

lol – all the time

Want to enjoy oral but it feels so good you wanna jus F?
lol – YEP

Think it’s that bull that all the ‘Black Shows’ are either cancelled or moved to Sunday nights?

BS – Hollywood does not like black people

Think I’m the greatest? LOL

E-go

Prefer to go shopping that Bang sometimes?

never

Surf around on myspace and think…wait, am I too grown to be doing this?

lol – hell yeah

Think that Wal*Mart may be better than Target but there’s just none close enough.

Walmart is the debbill bobby booshay

Think that ‘Big Girls’ with small breasts is NOT a good look? lol

Neither are Big Dudes with breasts…

–peace
dejanae411

Wonder why women wear their hair in colors that are NOT black or a shade of brown?

well blonde hair is a naturally occurring trait in some aboriginal tribes of Australia and New Guinea. just throwing that out there
prissy

Want to smack fire out of people that cough or sneeze without covering their filthy fat faces?
yup

Find that after you listen to a CD all the way through once these days that’s pretty much it?
yeah….that’s how i felt about beyonce’s cd

Want Chik-Fil-A Waffle fries right now!?
sure

Think that ‘Big Girls’ with small breasts is NOT a good look? lol
yep! and with super flat asses LOL
bayoubeauti

Sometimes leave the roll of tissue on top of the toilet instead of replacing it on the spinney thingy?…all the time

Feel that there’s NO need to have a House phone?…yep

And you are the greatest 🙂
http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

Yep. I do (wanna jus enjoy oral) & I DO…lol…sometimes w/o the rest…Is that bad??? Okay. So. I’m kinda self-ish but its only on occasion….AND sometimes THEY like it…so see I’m not SO bad!
http://girlfromparkheights.blogspot.com MsCharlee

Ok, you hit a lot of points here and I can’t even respond to all of them but I can say I agree on the marriage vs. mono relationship. I’m starting to think the relationship maybe good enough. I’ve also been wondering myself, is Myspace getting played? Am I getting too old for this?

But one I gotta disagree on is the house phone. There still is need! Especially when that cell phone dies and you’re running out of minutes.
http://baybornatlbred.blogspot.com YaBoy Po

Wash your hands BEFORE you use the rest room…figure If Ima be touchin stuff…hands should be clean?

yea man my hands been touchin nasty shit allll day my dick been clean since i hopped outted the shower
http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

‘Want to enjoy oral but it feels so good you wanna jus F?’ Man hole up!! I’m glad someone said it!! lol

‘Want Chik-Fil-A Waffle fries right now!?’ Mmmmm!

And fortune cookies are GREAT! lol