I think I think: Nappy Back

December 11, 2006

 
WHO DEY!

4 In a Row! Ocho Cinco, TJ, and Rudy all over 100 yards
CP threw 3 Pickles but we still did work, and the Defense is pumpin
The colts are next…they’re going to be pissed

You see Vince Young in Overtime!? wow.
Great Draft Texans!

On to the Randomness….
I wish I could not care about shopping and buying clothes
…save money like other people…but they gear is wackness!

I like the “Fratailian” commercial….

Okay…if your hands are dirty, and you turn on the faucet with your dirty hands…wash them, then turn off the faucet with your clean hands…aren’t you making them dirty again?

so sexy on a woman: Cut off tank top and boxers

I can’t stand when my nails are long…don’t want to touch anything

Now I’m loving Tropicana twister Raspberry Lemonade
(Still with that damn ‘p’)

Despite my purchases I am NOT a label whore
…plus I’m broke lol

Do insects poo? How small would Ant shit be? Puahahahaha!

Top 5 things that are annoying to have to buy

1. Tissue
2. Toothpaste
3. Batteries
4. Socks
5. Sheets

Not that I don’t want to buy them…it’s just that there’s better things to do with my $ these things should come free in life lol
(Not to mention there’s a sheet set that I want, when all is said and done will cost close to $700)

Those Muhfukas are going to trade my BOY! I’ma still be a Sixers fan…but damnit man!…f’n f’ers

Some people hate…I ignore them

A Caramel Pecan Cinnabun and egg nog.

Ya’ll need to get Monk on the Trish/Trizzy case puhahahahahahah!
…WOW, is all I can say…

I’m saying though, even then was Myrrh and Frankincense quality gifts?
…it’s like givin somebody Dryer Lint and White-Out

I could do long distance…they can’t

Even though it’s CLEARLY the Supersonic rip off I like the Fergalicious song
…though she has the stage presence of Herpes

wait.

By ‘like’ I mean I’ve heard it…not that Im listening to it on purpose or will ever again.

We need a cell phone exchange program…when you buy a new phone, what do you do with the old one?
…and why are new phones like $30 when you don’t have a plan, but if you are already with the provider the same phone is like $600?

Why the debate over Beyonce’s age?
Who cares THAT much?…my bad, at all?

Are we still doing the Kwanzaa thing? or is that played out yet?

All previous e crushes are dead…I tried…need new ones; taking apps lol

Dad’s always gets the short end of the gifts

I can’t stop singin’ “Stop the Cat box” and “Lock the Cashbox” Bwaahahahahaha!

I’m not a Mary J fan…haven’t been since Be Happy/My Life …once she SANG the word “Crunk” and started making up words (Danceree, Holleration) I was done…and will stay that way.
(Always liked Faith better)

I could never be with a woman that sports a full ‘bush’

Is there any glue other than Elmers?

Dishy dishy ice cream, dishy dishy out

Hidden racism
When people describe body parts…they only use color when they describe black people
White woman =Big ass
Black woman=Big or fat ‘black’ ass
White man =  Big penis
Black man= Big ‘black’ dick

…maybe I’m trippin

Made another impulse buy over the weekend…I’m the worst.

You never want to see the women that work in Lingerie stores in lingerie

Do Black men have back hair? Wouldn’t it be nasty if some man had ‘Nappy Back’?

Who put the “X” in “X-Mas” are these the same people that took Sexy away?
Can we get Justin to bring Christmas back?

Seriously…Gwen Stefani and this Yodeling and stepping?

1. Why is this on the radio
2. Who wrote that and said ‘yeah, do this’
3. Why is this chick 37 bouncin around like a idiot?

…But why is Fergie and Gwen closer to Hip Hop than 75% of the rap music out!? THAT’S poor folks.

new crush:Hayley Marie Norman

Y&R

So….
NOW they’re adopting Lil Ritchie? Why? They had custody, what’s the point?
…and if the fam is going through all of this, where is Olivia?

I want the Brad family deal done immediately…hate all of them
And bring back the real Victoria

I knew that Light bulb head Abby was going to spill the beans to Vic…NOW this is getting good
lol@ the flower arrangements

Lauren and that baby needs to go, she’s useless and uninteresting

 

Heroes is that show!

The only reason to go to office Christmas parties is to see who your co workers are doin lol

I dare anyone to smell popcorn and not want some immediate after.

After looking at the Video again…The dark skin member or Zhane was the more attractive one.

Might just be me (Prolly is) but I’m not antsy to see the Pursuit of happiness with will Smith
…guess it could be a date movie…but who am I going to go on a date with?

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    You see Vince Young in Overtime!? wow.
    Great Draft Texans!
    -Yeah! But they needed a DE. Hmmm. I was screaming on the phone when he took it 39 yards for the win. I promise, I fall in love a little every time I watch him work.

    On to the Randomness….
    I wish I could not care about shopping and buying clothes
    …save money like other people…but they gear is wackness
    -Fight the urge, it will be hard at first, but you will benefit greatly in the long run.

    Okay…if your hands are dirty, and you turn on the faucet with your dirty hands…wash them, then turn off the faucet with your clean hands…aren’t you making them dirty again?
    -that’s why I use a paper towel to turn the faucet off.

    Those Muhfukas are going to trade my BOY! I’ma still be a Sixers fan…but damnit man!…f’n f’ers
    -I hear you. He needs to come on over to Houston.

    Even though it’s CLEARLY the Supersonic rip off I like the Fergalicious song
    …though she has the stage presence of Herpes
    -I hate that song, and no one that likes it seems to make the Supersonic connection.

    All previous e crushes are dead…I tried…need new ones; taking apps lol
    -Wow. That easy with you. And you wonder why you’re single. LOL.

    Do Black men have back hair? Wouldn’t it be nasty if some man had ‘Nappy Back’?
    -Taco Meat on the back. Yes I’ve seen it. Nasty, and he had the nerve to wear a Kobe jersey w/o an undershirt. Yuck.

  • http://abitofeverythingbymizjj.blogspot.com/ MizJJ

    I am listening to cha cha cha and rocking in my cube. Loves it! Great list of songs.

    They so need to bring back the old Victoria to Y & R. She is the one and only true Victoria.

    Hate Fergie and I hate that Will.i.am would use JJ Fad for that piece of crap. I hate Will.i.am too so no biggie. They are so tired.

    Bey is older than she claims to be. She has been shaving years for awhile.

  • Allison

    First off, I have to see the sheet set ($700) whew. I totally agree about the cell phone. What gives? no plan–free phone…Plan—first born son. Lol

    Don’t forget Directv or Dish Network none subscribers—free boxes, 3 free months of HBO, Cinemax, Starz etc etc, and installation to top it off….
    Current subscriber-Sorry, nothing for you.

    Terrible.

  • bayoubeauti

    You should add papertowels to that list too, and dishwashing liquid

    I can’t stop singin’ “Stop the Cat box” and “Lock the Cashbox” Bwaahahahahaha!…I dont know what song that is but i try to figure out the lyrics every single time i hear the commercial lol

    Made another impulse buy over the weekend…I’m the worst……Me too, i was supposed to be buying gifts and walked out with only a bunch of stuff for me

    Heroes is that show! I been trying to get my friends on to Heroes but its too late now, not really a show you can jump into…Sucks for them 😀

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    Oooooo…………….Ooooooooo (waving my hand, all wild like in the back of the classroom)….Pick me!!!!…..Pick me!!! I wanna be your new blog crush…..I promise I will be good…unless you want me BAD!!!!!

    Yeah…I will chip in for the AmERICa’s Most Wanted poster for Mrs. GhostFACE aka Trish/Trizzy. I am thinking of the scemematic for the poster. We can make it using the latest holigram technology. Her face can switch between a cutiesy White girl, a Fine ass Black girl…den, POOF no picture at all. It would be HOT.

    I should invite all the men bloggers that were “lovin” some Mrs. GhostFACe and put a little Shug Avery “P” in it!

    EWWWWW….I am so fucking bad!

    Smooches,
    DL

  • http://www.justmikie.com MKPrice

    I’m glad they are trading A.I. (does that make me a bad person???)

    HAHAHA I LOVE Fergie…she’s a crack-pot, but so is everybody else in the industry…(they just don’t pee on themselves on stage.)

    Never seen a nappy back…don’t want to…and I’m totally disgusted by the thought of it.

    Where did all ur E-crushes go? I’m sure you’ll find new ones soon…

  • http://deborahsthoughtsmadevisible.blogspot.com Deborah

    I love love love love LOVE this post! I agree with so many of this stuff (ESPECIALLY THE GWEN THING) that it’s creepy.
    How small ARE insect shits?

  • nitabita

    All previous e crushes are dead…I tried…need new ones; taking apps lol
    * I thought we settled this already?!

    I can’t stop singin’ “Stop the Cat box” and “Lock the Cashbox” Bwaahahahahaha!
    * I’m lovin it! I made that commercial my ringtone. Everytime the phone rings, it makes me laugh.

    Do Black men have back hair? Wouldn’t it be nasty if some man had ‘Nappy Back’?
    * Yep, unfortunately taco meat not only resides on the chest, but also rests on the back too. Ask Roy Jones, Jr…..ewwww!

    Who put the “X” in “X-Mas” are these the same people that took Sexy away?
    Can we get Justin to bring Christmas back?
    * ROTFL! Are you sure we’re not related? I’m probably the only one who thought this was hilarious!

  • 1969

    Rock the Casbah=Lock the Cashbox. The original song is by the Clash. Check it out on YouTube. A classic, new wave song from the 80’s.

    As for AI…Philly is so sad that they are losing The Answer….but hey, they are giving him what HE ASKED FOR. He wants to be traded. So Sad.

  • Patrice

    A Caramel Pecan Cinnabun and egg nog.
    ~~ That is a deadly combination, maaaan that is like sugar crack. I’m getting one for lunch. 🙂

    All previous e crushes are dead…I tried…need new ones; taking apps lol
    ~~ Someone has a short attention span I see.

    We need a cell phone exchange program…when you buy a new phone, what do you do with the old one?
    ~~ Best Buy (in my area) has a drop box for old cell phones. They refurbish them and give them to women in domestic violence shelters, so they can call the PO-PO if they man come after them, yet again.

    Are we still doing the Kwanzaa thing? or is that played out yet?
    ~~ Did we ever do Kwanzaa? i don’t know anyone who did.

  • tenacious

    I’m going to ignore that comment about justin…although it was funny

    I love the commerical with the asian guy singing “You and Dat”

    I’ve never heard the Fergie and Gwen song, I don’t watch a lot of music videos or listen to the radio that much…are they really that bad?

    Although I do like Gwen’s wig/hair….LOL

    Someone asked me why I don’t celebrate Kwanzaa…I just dont.

    So wait, I’m offically kicked to the curb as a e-crush…I mean dang no email, no text…nothing? Man thats fucked up E *lol*

    They charge you full retail price for phone b/c they’re already getting your $$ every month, they want new $$. No new subscriber would play $200 for a phone AND the plan?

    Wow Allen Iverson is being traded…damn he’s the only person that I knew that still played for a team I remembered

    I dont like men with long nails…kinda scary

    and black men have back hair…the shit is just too scary to talk about

    insect poo E? LOL wow how random.

    I could never do a men with a full bush either…damn something in common LOL

    I’m not sure if it was Elmers, but it was that glue that came in a brown jar and you used a paint brush to apply it…but only the teacher could use it *lol*

    I used to put elmer’s on my hand, let it dry and peel it off…yeah I’m borderline *lol*

    Have a great week E 🙂

  • 1969

    Tenacious….I used to make Elmer’s Glue gloves too 🙂

  • http://roycesdaughter.blogspot.com Roycee

    Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!! I love reading your stuff…cracks me up. But ummmm I’m guessng you really are mad at me hunh? I told you I was just slow but you even took me off your blogroll. That’s Ok…I’m still a fan and I’ll continue reading, commenting and cracking up…until you block me from your page of course LOL!!!

    Of course I agree with most of what you said so I won’t retype cause I’d be retyping the entire post.

    enjoy your evening man!!!

  • http://themistresslounge.com/ Mistress

    Hahahaha…you did not call Abby a light bulb head! LMFAO! I loved it last week when she was imitating Jack ad went “I OWN JABOT” in her cute little voice!

    My dad is an avid Y&R fan too and he called me laughing about that as well.

    ROFL @ Lil Ritchie..his name is Devon! HAHA.

    You’re hilarious.

    And I like you even more know that I know you’re a fan of my fave soap!

    😉

  • http://drawn2words.blogspot.com shai

    I have watched Y& R off and on. I have to say the new closeness Neal and Dru have, is so fake. LOL. I miss the other Lillie. And yeah where is Olivia and Malcolm.

    Wonder who killed Carmen?

    I wish someone could take down Victor for once for a long time. Sometimes he makes me sick.

  • CREATIV1

    I thought I was the only one who thought Fergaliciois sounded like Supersonic, that’s the only part of the song I like, when she starts rapping like JJ Fad

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    Okay…if your hands are dirty, and you turn on the faucet with your dirty hands…wash them, then turn off the faucet with your clean hands…aren’t you making them dirty again?
    -Hummm I may be odd for this one but o well. Im not odder than u…LoL. But anywho…. I wash my friends before and after I use the bathroom… WHY? Because if u think about it especially at work, u were on the computer, touching papers, drawers, cabinets, etc. Now u don’t wanna touch ur penis MEN or wipe ur vagina with lil dirty hands. Then u end up with a surprising bump down below! LoL Im just too skeptical and my skin is extra sensitive anyway. So I will be that picky person.

    Now I’m loving Tropicana twister
    -Tropical Fruit Fury is GREAT!

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