Someone asked ” Exactly what do you mean by being a picky eater?”
well….
One of my “Reasons I’m single” was that I’m a picky eater. Some women think that this is a terrible thing since it limits where we can go out to eat…or changes the spontaneity of hitting a new place to eat since I may not eat anything on the menu
I dunno…I figure
1. I’m not going out to eat every night so when WE go together it’s more than likely there’s something at the place we go to that I’ll like…and if not I’m not complaining
I know people don’t like to have people sit there while they eat…but I’ll drink 🙂
2. So what? It’s just dinner…eat what you want…it’s more for you LOL
ANYWAY I don’t think you my most favoritest people ever truly get the depth to my “Pickiness” goes so here’s a quick look:
(Disclaimer: It’s bad…real bad…I’m such a little kid)
Let’s break this up into 3 phases: Things I’ve never eaten, Things I won’t eat, and things that are just weird/just stupid
Things I’ve never eaten (Never had…never tasted)
Big Mac
Whopper
Fillet-O-Fish
Grilled Cheese
Lasagna
Potato Salad
Cole Slaw
Potato Salad
Calamari
Cheesesteak
…I’ve had Spam though!
Things I won’t eat
Sandwiches (Not a fan of bread)
Pork (Cept Pepperoni…and starting to not eat that)
Cheeseburgers
Buffalo wings (LOVE Chicken…hate the sauce)
Any food other than American
Meaning I don’t eat, Chinese, Japanese, Gyanese, Greek, Ethiopian, Indian, Mexican
(I do love hard shell tacos though…heard that doesn’t count as Mexican lol)
And Tacos are Hard Shell, Meat, Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, and Sauce ONLY
Guess you can add I don’t eat Italian I don’t eat Lasagna but I LOVE spaghetti
I also do NOT eat:
Macaroni and Cheese … Nope! Dont eat it!
Salad and Salad dressing
Stuffing/Dressing
Yogurt
Meatloaf (I use to eat/like it…now I don’t wanna)
Anything with Mayonnaise, Cream cheese, Coconut,
Sushi
Jello
Gumbo
My Steak has to be ‘butterflied’ if it’s a fillet … AND Well Done!
Community food (i.e. food a co worker brings in)**
**My office had a Pot Luck meal
(Turkey, Ham, Stuffing, Greens, Pie, Tater Salad, Casseroles, etc.)
…I went to Wendy’s lol
Things that are just weird/Just stupid
I don’t like cheese…only eat it on Pizza and Tacos
HOWEVER,
When I order a pizza I always get extra cheese …just stupid.
I’ll often not eat something based on presentation and/or smell
I hate Sandwiches, don’t eat bread (Never purchased a loaf) but I’ll go to TOWN on a Popeye’s Biscuit!
…and ESPECIALLY my Grandmothers!
Some things I would eat until I remember what’s in them like:
Egg nog, Cheesecake, French toast
Love Rice
Love Beans
I don’t like my foods to touch each other; I just as well rather put my food on different plates (I never do that I’m just sayin)
The only condiments I eat are Catsup and BBQ sauce … and condiments belong IN THE FRIDGE!!
The Only seafood I eat: Fried fish, Crab legs, and fried shrimp
Favorite Veggies are:
Green Beans
Greens
Sweet Potatoes
String Beans
Cucumbers
Tomatoes (FRIED GREEN TOMATOES ARE THE GREATEST)
Corn
Potatoes
Celery
Lettuce (on a Taco)
Bell Peppers
Makes my Thanksgivings interesting, no? LOL
So that’s me and my picky eating … lets go out on a date;; wanna cook for me?
Shoutouts to John Gilchrist
