Pringle ears

June 6, 2007

I don’t get strip clubs. I don’t knock anyone that goes I just think it’s dumb to go waste time and money on a 1/2 to fully naked woman that may or may not be attractive that I can’t touch

I’m stubborn.

I need these types of people for the message board:
TV watchers (Esp. Soaps and Reality TV)
Shoppers (That like fashion and style)
Hip Hop heads (Not Rap fans)
Sign up damnit!

Is a pretty woman that likes sports and board games too much to ask for?

Damn, that was some interesting material on the Sopranos last night….

Seriously, he calls himself “Teddy Pender”?

He looks like someone burnt some brownie tops and shot them with crazy string; and dipped them in afterbirth

I cannot think of ONE single song that could be considered a ‘classic’ that’s been made since 2000

Mannnn when I dont have company I’m the most Platic fork and spoon usin, platic cup drinkin-outta-ist guy you’re gonna see.

If you trip and fall around me, I’ma point and laugh

You know who I think should get a Talk show?!? Marie “Free” Wright

I think she could be good at it, and any chance I get to see her….

errrr….ummm…STYLE I’m happy.

I almost NEVER empty my dishwasher, if there’s room in there…shits just gonna keep gettin re-washed lol
F’n Grocery store has “Spicy V8” (who’s drinkin THAT shit) but no Splash or Fusion

Why is “The Nigerian Nightmare” Christian Okoye on a reality show? (Pirate Master)

Wrestling and soaps don’t rerun, maybe that’s why I watch them

Do they have homeless people in Cancun or one of the islands? How kick ass would that be?

Seriously, Brooke Burke is the greatest she JUST had ANOTHER child and this is a recent picture

Alls I’m focusing on is that stomach, money can’t do all that, HAS to be genetics right?

At their VERY best EPMD is the greatest Rap group of all time
As far as best career/catalog? De La Soul is

The people on my blog roll rarely comment on my blog; why do I promote them again?

I like Pringles…never buy them though, plus dude looks creepy; where’s his ears?

Seriously? I’m not going to go see The Transformers movie…that shit looks TERRIBLE!
I want the Transformers that I grew up on, Generation 1 ish! The mess I’ve seen on the commercials etc. I callin for a flop

What does Nutmeg taste like alone?

A woman can look sexy with any hairstyle it just takes a certain head shape and a pretty face; hairstyles ARE NOT for everyone

Jessica Biel might have the best shape in Hollywood


You know the Imus and the Opie and Anthony stuff…all that public outrage mess on these shows; if the ish was actually FUNNY people wouldn’t care.
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My Final LOST thoughts

I think it was Ben in the Coffin

Christian is not dead or is he dead and there are separate timeline?

Bullshit that/how Charlie died…that was just dumb.

Wonder if the next season will totally be off the island and the flashbacks will be on the island

Naomi’s people are Penny’s Dad

The guy gets electrocuted, beaten senseless, shot in the chest with a harpoon gun, and he’s *still* alive?

We’ve all been assuming that “back stories” were flashbacks, life occurrences that happened in the past before the crash of Oceanic 815.
There’s nothing to say that the “present” (where the show
Ended, with Jack wanting to go back to the island) isn’t the present, and all the island parts are memories of the past.

Lots of ways this could go but I think the supposition that being on the island post-crash is what is happening in “real time” in episodes may be flawed

So was 30 year old 7 feet tall Walt Smokey or Jacob?

Penny just happens to be sitting in front of a video phone?

So Old ass Walt Told Locke to go to the Tower? AND Locke knew where it was? booooo

So since all the others are dead, cept Ben, Alpert, Cindy and some extras…will it now be The Others and the Lost people Vs. Naomi’s crew?

How did Danielle deliver the baby by herself?

Why is it these jerk faces never bothered to follow the ocean cable when they found it in season 1? Desmond looked down from the raft and could see the station. That might have been something I would have checked out months earlier.

Mikhail takes a harpoon to the chest and then somehow, and for some reason, manages to put on some gear and swim outside to pull the grenade?

Alex to Ben: Why do you have to stop them? Why don’t you just let them leave?

 

  • http://mentallyspeaking.blogspto.com BluJewel

    u stoopid on t-pain’s look…it’s true though, he is kinda frightnin to look at *closing eyes tightly*

    uhm, xcuse u, i love sports and board games. i just may not like the same sports u like…what?

    i dont do skrippers either. was at a male review and saw how triflin dem hoes were and a man suck his own dick, that was more than enough for me *eww!* i’ll take a private show any day of the week though *wink*

    i think i might hafta agree on no song being a “classic” in 2000

    i read and comment on damn near every post and my shit aint on your blogroll *smh*

    there’s homeless folk in the islands; i saw them in jamaica

    nutmeg doesn’t taste as good as it smells or when it’s cooked into food. the shell is called Mace and can get you effed up royal!

    nuff said!

  • curvydva

    I’m stubborn.
    -Noooooo, you don’t say?!! I’d have NEVER guessed…

    Is a pretty woman that likes sports and board games too much to ask for?
    -Maybe that should be the title of your Match.com profile lol!!

    He looks like someone burnt some brownie tops and shot them with crazy string; and dipped them in afterbirth
    -That’s the BEST description I’ve EVER heard rofl!!!

    Mannnn when I dont have company I’m the most Platic fork and spoon usin, platic cup drinkin-outta-ist guy you’re gonna see.
    -I need to get on that because I HATE doing dishes…

    If you trip and fall around me, I’ma point and laugh
    -At least ask me if I’m ok first lol.

    I almost NEVER empty my dishwasher, if there’s room in there…shits just gonna keep gettin re-washed lol
    -I wish I had a dishwasher… 🙁

    Do they have homeless people in Cancun or one of the islands? How kick ass would that be?
    -Umm, NO. Its does rain and stuff, and trying to find somewhere to wash up or money to eat can’t be fun. And oh, with all of that hot weather, eating out of the trash has got to be hella nasty!!

    The people on my blog roll rarely comment on my blog; why do I promote them again?
    -Don’t ask me. I aint on it and I reads da blog all the time… 😛

    I like Pringles…never buy them though, plus dude looks creepy; where’s his ears?
    -Ok, that’s just weird lol!!

    Jessica Biel might have the best shape in Hollywood
    -Where she get all that white girl thickness from? Who knew she was hidin alladat under 7th Heaven?!

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    -eah, after my venture in a gentlemen’s club, I would have to agree that they are highly overrated.

    I guess I must not know anything about fashion…gee, thanks.

    Well, I like sports and I’m damn pretty…

    I almost NEVER empty my dishwasher, if there’s room in there…shits just gonna keep gettin re-washed lol
    -I do this from time to time…scary…

    Yeah, Jessica Biel does have a nice body. I happen to think she’s pretty too.

    That’s all.

  • anon

    I think it was Ben in the Coffin
    – me too

    Christian is not dead or is he dead and there are separate timeline?
    -I think Christian is dead. Jack is just high!

    Bullshit that/how Charlie died…that was just dumb.
    -I hated Charlie’s ugly ass. Glad he is gone.

    Wonder if the next season will totally be off the island and the flashbacks will be on the island
    – I think they’ll still be on the island.

    The guy gets electrocuted, beaten senseless, shot in the chest with a harpoon gun, and he’s *still* alive?
    – He is a beast. Maybe he is like Locke and has special healing powers.

    We’ve all been assuming that “back stories” were flashbacks, life occurrences that happened in the past before the crash of Oceanic 815. There’s nothing to say that the “present” (where the show Ended, with Jack wanting to go back to the island) isn’t the present, and all the island parts are memories of the past.
    -Interesting idea but I’ve been reading some spoiler site and I think that the flashbacks are truly flashbacks and the finale was the first flash-forward.

    Penny just happens to be sitting in front of a video phone?
    -Desmond must have some serious Penis Power!

    How did Danielle deliver the baby by herself?
    -Danielle is hardcore.

    Why is it these jerk faces never bothered to follow the ocean cable when they found it in season 1? Desmond looked down from the raft and could see the station. That might have been something I would have checked out months earlier.
    -Lol, that is a good question.

  • http://ghettoeconomics.blogspot.com Paula D.

    You keep me laughing! I agree….ewwwwww @ T-Pain! That nucca couldn’t buy me a drank’ even if my tongue was disintegrating in my mouth! Holla!

  • http://www.geminigee.blogspot.com/ geegee

    u were doing great til you plastered all those J. Biel pics..she is NOT hot to me!
    I have to agree on a FREE show…I’d watch…love the rotation, thanks for moving my song up it was like 45 at one time..whatevers!!!

  • Arianna

    Marie “Free” Wright: Shes admiring her ass in that 2nd pic. LOL.

    TPain: EEEEEEWWWW @ “afterbirth”, U nasty!

    Lost: Im glad Chahlie is out too. Jacks flash-forward was in 2007 (thats what it showed on the newspaper clipping he was reading on the plane). It makes sense if the guy in the coffin was Ben, I dont think anyone would go to his funeral. I read that next season, they will continue to do flash forwards and backstories. I remember in first season, Hurley followed the cable on the island, and it led him to Danielle….Really good question about Walt, me thinks maybe Smokey. Christian is still a mystery, remember in the first season when Jack found Christians coffin, and it was empty…plus do we know how he died? I know he was found in an alley in Australia…The part with Penny really was too coincidental, but I enjoyed it nontheless.

    Brooke Burke: She is beautiful, genes definetly have something to do with it, but fyi, women can get tummy tucks immediately after giving birth…like Heidi Klum, homegirl pops out babies every second but still looks like she just stepped off the runway…

  • http://www.coroflot.com/rahviance rahviance

    He looks like someone burnt some brownie tops and shot them with crazy string; and dipped them in afterbirth
    :that was just plain FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! hands down!

  • Eddie Nicole

    You said you were impressed. Why?

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    I love you guys.

  • http://triplerdeezeemadd.blogspot.com/ DEEZEE

    HEyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I’m on your blogroll and I Do Comment, when i have a comment!
    Lol, Thanks for making two comments on my blog though, keep up the good work!

  • http://usurper.squarespace.com/ Romulus Burnett

    I can dig strippers and strip joints. You have to look at it this way: You go out and have a one night stand or whatever with a female and you’re going to have to deal with all the bullshit that comes with hooking up with that chick – she’s going to be calling you, trying to run game, trying to mess up your game if she spots you with another chick. That’s a waste of time and a lot of inconvenience if all you was out for was some satisfaction.

    A stripper is a guy’s best friend – you give a stripper a few dollars, go to the “V.I.P.” area of the club and she rubs you down. If she has a brain she might even give you some decent conversation. You go home and you don’t have to hear from her again. You can even get her work schedule (if you really like her) and exclusively break her off whenever you feel like it – no strings attached. Best thing about it is she can’t say a damn thing to you if you happen to bump into her on the street. All she wants you to do is keep coming back and breaking her off.

    If I’m in a mode where I don’t want to be bothered with going through the motions of being in a relationship I may deal with a stripper for a minute if I just want to have some female interaction. That would be the route I would take IF I was in that mode. Right now I’m just chillin.

  • http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    “At their VERY best EPMD is the greatest Rap group of all time
    As far as best career/catalog? De La Soul is”
    I can dig the De La, but as much as I like them, I need some selling on EMPD as G.O.A.T.

    Free and Brooke Burke…in the words of Big Daddy Kane, mm. mm. mm.

    “I want the Transformers that I grew up on, Generation 1 ish! The mess I’ve seen on the commercials etc. I callin for a flop”
    Still holding out for the DVD to came back out.

  • http://blacksupermodel.blogspot.com afo noir

    Broke Burke has really good genes.
    Maybe in my next life.

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