Bygazzbubble

August 28, 2007


Why do people surf or Ski?

Who invented Singing?
…who was the man or woman that started making notice with their mouths or saying words all extra different and another person thought
“Hey that’s appealing to my ears” keep going?
Cuz then it would’ve had to be appealing to a lot of peoples ears…and where did rhythm come from and …okay never mind.

One of those lonely weekends I went to match.com to browse (remember when I said I was going to sign up) I didnt see any pictures on there I liked enough to register

Ima cook something this week…dunno what though

I’m just saying, women dont rock hairlines it’s funny no one notices this but me…I mean now it would be weird.

Ewww and a woman with Sideburns, yucky pooh

Big Brother:
I have NO idea how Dick and Danielle are still there
Jameka is still bangin but is playing a dumb and annoying game
Fine ass Jen is gone
Meh

I used to always think that people that packed their lunch were jerks, I had lunch tickets son!
That big ass book of tickets with a check box for breakfast and lunch
…use to sell dem shits when lunch was nasty
Reduced tickets because we didn’t have no money so we got them on the cheap!

I’m going shoe shopping ASAP
What do you think? Either of these?

Even though sometimes I REALLY want to, I’d never exchange my personality and sense of humor for physical sexiness
…but I bet I wouldn’t be single then

I thought If I were a comedian I’d hit the stage and do the “I think I thinks” should be good for a laugh no?

My Last Fantasy Draft is Thursday…auction style.

BUT If I took my lunch to work now? I’d SOOOO rock a Lunch box that would be fresh

So I watched Get rich or die trying (Because I was bored and didn’t know any better…F U! lol)
WOW the continuity was horrible…it was supposed to be the 80’s dude had the 90’s Jordan’s on
Rocawear jean jackets
Dude had some 2005 RUN athletics shit on
…damn curt

And do you notice that only white people call dude “fiddy”?

There are no eligible women in Northern VA or Washington DC…and the ones in Maryland don’t want me LOL

I’m  going to throw away all my socks and just go buy 4 new Packs

College football starts this week…YES!

Haven’t had any Coldstone in a week or two…keep saying I’m going (its right up the street)

My skin is soft…come feel it, see?

Hmmm…What’s better; Regular pretzels or Soft Pretzels?
What’s WACK is the JUMBO regular hard pretzels…you gotta be the small crispy joints if you’re gonna be hard

My steak is good…I wouldn’t make it for anyone else though

Am I metrosexual? I say I’m Metropolitan 🙂

I PROMISE when brown bald Bloggers come in style…I’ma be a BEAST!

Spiders and whatever kinda insects can get in anywhere…and bite you when you’re sleep and get away and you NEVER know
…see? THATS why Michael Jackson slept in a bubble…ima get me one.

A big ass eclectik bubble.

Ever eat teddy Grahams like cereal?

I had Fiji water for the first time today…not bad….it does taste different.

When I catch people in lies, get played, or find I’ve been decieved…I cut communication

I wonder if I would be a good actor

Where the hell are Leela James, Vivian Green and Heather Headley?
…All three of them can get it from me anytime anyday by the way


…yep, All three…any order…at the same time.

  • Keli

    Who invented singing? Only you would come up with a question like that. The angels were singing in heaven before man was created. Now, I’m not saying their singing sounds anything like ours, lol.

    match.com huh?

    Leave us alone about our hairlines! lol

    I was going to go shoe shopping, but my friends husband hooked me up with a pair of adidas…I dare NOT ask

    Telling a good jokes are not only about content but also timing and delivery. If you have all of that why not hit the stage…what’s the worst that could happen…yeah, I might heckle you, but so what, lol.

    Yes, e…you are a metrosexual.

    Awwww, you posted a pic. Still a dark shadow, but we’re making progress.

    Fiji water is probably the only “regular” water I can drink.

    Leela James…really? Are you going to threaten to relax her hair?

  • dejanae411

    i know some girls who be getting their hairline shaped up. but they’re all sporting short dos

    Even though sometimes I REALLY want to, I’d never exchange my personality and sense of humor for physical sexiness
    …but I bet I wouldn’t be single then
    dude the latter can’t make up for the lack of the former however the opposite works

  • http://www.thenewgee.blogspot.com/ gee unit

    hard pretzels if they are rold gold tiny twists…
    soft pretzels if they are auntie anne’s toasted almond

    “how can I smile when I hurting so bad inside”

  • marinate

    I like the black shoes!

    I sing…sometimes…I have a “I can sing in the choir voice” not the “put me on your next album voice, LOL

    I think I think would be a bomb azz comedy show

    no, see you are single cause you won’t make a steak for anyone else, sheesh! LMAO!

    You can SO get like 8 packs of socks for $5 at the flea market in Baltimore…dont sleep on the flea market, real talk

    Don’t laugh…..never had Coldstone…..

    Did you say you didn’t see any pics that you liked on match.com dayum…..thats a pretty big site isn’t it…..guess those folks on t.v. already found someone. lol

  • prissy

    What do you think? Either of these?
    the second ones kid

    Hmmm…What’s better; Regular pretzels or Soft Pretzels?
    softtttttttttt yummmm

  • curvydva

    Who invented Singing?
    -Yo I wonder the same thing lol. Didn’t get as deep as you though lol

    I’m just saying, women dont rock hairlines it’s funny no one notices this but me…I mean now it would be weird.
    -OH I NOTICED!! I noticed when I let a dude shape me up in high school when my hair was short. Looked like I had a freakin fade.

    I’m going shoe shopping ASAP
    -I’m saying size 9 maybe 10 if you’re gonna go for a high end designer…

    Hmmm…What’s better; Regular pretzels or Soft Pretzels?
    -Soft pretzels all day, but I’m a lil bit biased since I’m from Philly.

  • Arianna

    “Ima cook something this week…dunno what though”: U should..takeout everyday is unright.

    “So I watched Get rich or die trying (Because I was bored and didn’t know any better…F U! lol)”: Lol, I didnt know better either I guess…

    “Ewww and a woman with Sideburns, yucky pooh”: Ashanti had the worst sideburns…But yeah, not cute.

    “I’m going shoe shopping ASAP…What do you think? Either of these?”: Usually Id say the brown ones, cause I luv earthtones more than black, but in this case, the black ones r much hotter…plus the green stripe, me likey.

    “I used to always think that people that packed their lunch were jerks, I had lunch tickets son!”: I used to be mad jealous of ppl with lunch tickets…Yall had it made.

    “My steak is good…I wouldn’t make it for anyone else though”: Ycome???

    “Am I metrosexual? “: Most def. Mr. Prada!

    “I PROMISE when brown bald Bloggers come in style…I’ma be a BEAST!”: I can tell youre smiling in ur pic…too bad I cant see it.

    “Spiders and whatever kinda insects can get in anywhere…”: I saw on the news, this kid who complained to his moms about an ear pain…went to the doctor and pulled 6 spiders from his ear.

  • Creem

    I like the black shoes E.

    Soft pretzels are the ish, esp with melted butter hmmmm.

    my sister is single n lives in MD E, give her a holla! lol

    Those pics of u aint right, i cant c ur face!

    That lunch box is ill. love it.

    Hate school lunch, i had those blue tickets too! lol i think i paid like a quarter?

  • http://monieinthemiddle.blogspot.com Monie

    You and these damn shadowy pictures!

    I triple dog dare you to post a full, undarkened face shot! LOL

  • t.r.b

    ….what college do you have? i’m going with Arizona…and Yale cause i’m secretly a snob!i think people wouldn’t get the first couple jokes…maybe hit you with a few ackward chuckles…and then you would say something absolutely ape shit and they would roll! …forget about being “sexy” it’s obviously all relative and changes from person to person…maybe someone thinks you are sexy as is…”vous semblez beau par les ombres….”

  • http://vanitypages.blogspot.com Eddie Nicole

    Why is every time when you do a post with a herd of attractive “light skinnded, curly haired” women, all the brown girls or whoever gotta say something like “Where the brown sistas at?”

    Haven’t checked in a while- Do kids still rock trapperkeepers? those were the joints!

  • http://sheexhaledtoo.blogpsot.com The Night Blogger

    Picking a few of my favorites…

    Ima cook something this week…dunno what though
    Gumbo or any other soul food. Use smoked turkey, of course.

    I’m going shoe shopping ASAP
    What do you think? Either of these?
    My two favorite colors in the world are green & black so of course I’mma pick the black & green joints for you.

    So I watched Get rich or die trying…
    Sorry to hear that. I know it was painful.

    There are no eligible women in Northern VA or Washington DC…and the ones in Maryland don’t want me LOL
    It’s even harder to find a GOOD man here in Cali.

    I’m going to throw away all my socks and just go buy 4 new Packs
    Now see, I wish it was that easy with panties. If women throw away ALL of our panties at once, we go thru depression. Certain panties for certain occassions from certain people; showers, b-day gifts, anniversaries… etc.

    Ever eat teddy Grahams like cereal?
    Sure have. The honey grahams which are yummy!

  • MsWlsn09@gmail.com

    Love Fiji H20
    And Coldstone is that bizness!!! My fav is Founder’s Favorite.

  • capcity

    I’m not usually a label whore – but i like the second pair of shoes best (Gucci, right?).
    What do U mean there are no eligible women in the DC area? There are like 10 women for every man? I left DC b’cuz I got sick of that ratio. I love DC b’cuz it’s home, but single over 25 was not fun.

  • http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    You know, I love me some Vivian Green. As sexy as she is now, I loved here better with the short doowap (circa first album). Why do women artist (celebs) feel the need get longer hair and/or go blond when they get on good? Vivian, Toni Braxton, Halle Berry, etc), what’s the deal?

    Anyway, Heather Headley can get it any time. And I’m starting to like Leela james’ Mavis Staples imitating voice.

  • http://http:/tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

    i need to go shopping too, bad!!!
    love both pairs, especially the brown ones…
    fav of all from this entire post, the part about the bubble….imma get one too…definitely need one with all these friggin allergies

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    Okay so I SO want you to buy the Prada shoes…they’re HAUTE!!! YES! Oooh weee…I kinda think I was just turned on…ok…yeah…moving on…
    Umm…what else was I gonna say…oh yeah…I’m SUPER excited about college football too! YAY!!!
    Oh yeah…WOW…you JUST now experiencing the goodness that is FIJI…you’ve been deprived…but now you’re all refreshed & enlightened right?! YEP!
    Oh and uh…Heather Hedley…hmm…I have a new preception of you…
    Oh and uh (don’t know why I keep saying that…sawry) I was wondering…if you weren’t single would you tell us…and would you be so…uh…intriguing

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    Please don’t be a growm man carrying a gremlins lunch box! LoL

    There are no eligible women in Northern VA or Washington DC…and the ones in Maryland don’t want me LOL
    -Yeah it is…. Minus the lesbians and the ones with 5 kids by six baby daddies LoL

    Haven’t had any Coldstone in a week or two…keep saying I’m going (its right up the street)
    -Man u live near a Coldstone?!? Not n Southeast LoL how bout the nearest Wendys is in Maryland LoL

    When I catch people in lies, get played, or find I’ve been decieved…I cut communication
    -I am the meanest person…. I always catch people lyin humm??? The evidence just pops in my lap LoL

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