
Why do people surf or Ski?
Who invented Singing?
…who was the man or woman that started making notice with their mouths or saying words all extra different and another person thought
“Hey that’s appealing to my ears” keep going?
Cuz then it would’ve had to be appealing to a lot of peoples ears…and where did rhythm come from and …okay never mind.
One of those lonely weekends I went to match.com to browse (remember when I said I was going to sign up) I didnt see any pictures on there I liked enough to register
Ima cook something this week…dunno what though
I’m just saying, women dont rock hairlines it’s funny no one notices this but me…I mean now it would be weird.
Ewww and a woman with Sideburns, yucky pooh
Big Brother:
I have NO idea how Dick and Danielle are still there
Jameka is still bangin but is playing a dumb and annoying game
Fine ass Jen is gone
Meh
I used to always think that people that packed their lunch were jerks, I had lunch tickets son!
That big ass book of tickets with a check box for breakfast and lunch
…use to sell dem shits when lunch was nasty
Reduced tickets because we didn’t have no money so we got them on the cheap!
I’m going shoe shopping ASAP
What do you think? Either of these?


Even though sometimes I REALLY want to, I’d never exchange my personality and sense of humor for physical sexiness
…but I bet I wouldn’t be single then
I thought If I were a comedian I’d hit the stage and do the “I think I thinks” should be good for a laugh no?
My Last Fantasy Draft is Thursday…auction style.
BUT If I took my lunch to work now? I’d SOOOO rock a Lunch box that would be fresh

So I watched Get rich or die trying (Because I was bored and didn’t know any better…F U! lol)
WOW the continuity was horrible…it was supposed to be the 80’s dude had the 90’s Jordan’s on
Rocawear jean jackets
Dude had some 2005 RUN athletics shit on
…damn curt
And do you notice that only white people call dude “fiddy”?
There are no eligible women in Northern VA or Washington DC…and the ones in Maryland don’t want me LOL
I’m going to throw away all my socks and just go buy 4 new Packs
College football starts this week…YES!
Haven’t had any Coldstone in a week or two…keep saying I’m going (its right up the street)
My skin is soft…come feel it, see?
Hmmm…What’s better; Regular pretzels or Soft Pretzels?
What’s WACK is the JUMBO regular hard pretzels…you gotta be the small crispy joints if you’re gonna be hard

My steak is good…I wouldn’t make it for anyone else though
Am I metrosexual? I say I’m Metropolitan 🙂
I PROMISE when brown bald Bloggers come in style…I’ma be a BEAST!

Spiders and whatever kinda insects can get in anywhere…and bite you when you’re sleep and get away and you NEVER know
…see? THATS why Michael Jackson slept in a bubble…ima get me one.
A big ass eclectik bubble.
Ever eat teddy Grahams like cereal?

I had Fiji water for the first time today…not bad….it does taste different.
When I catch people in lies, get played, or find I’ve been decieved…I cut communication
I wonder if I would be a good actor
Where the hell are Leela James, Vivian Green and Heather Headley?
…All three of them can get it from me anytime anyday by the way



…yep, All three…any order…at the same time.















