Now many guys may come to you…with a line that is true, and then you pass him by (Pass him by)
But that doesn’t mean a thing, cuz eclectik got that swing so wont chu let me try (let him try)
Now just because I got a Rolex watch….
That don’t MEAN I’m gonna be trickin for crotch
Allz im sayin is La La La La La La La La means its eclectiiiiiiiiik!!!!!!!
I rather be Ashy than have that dry flakey skin
Oprah’s face and voice annoys me
I miss the Cartoon G Force…need those DVDs too
Everybody’s head looks like some kind of fruit to me
I hate sore losers…LOVE competitive people (esp. females) HATE Sore losers.
What’s the fascination with strippers? That is ONE profession that should be no money in
JUST…LIKE…
I want some Sweet Potato OR pumpkin Pie with a Graham cracker crust…NOW
Still need new linen
..Why do they call it linen when next to none of it is made of linen?
You know who went “Beep Beep down Sesame Street?” Yo Greasy Granny
I don’t want no tattoo…I don’t want to be pierced, I’m good.
Glad you like the Dime lines…now come act them out with me….naked.
Where is Lark Voorhees? And why doesn’t she have my phone number?
You know I can’t stand being called “dude” not sure why, the word just grates
How can the same person that types the dime lines be the same person with all the random thoughts?
You know why I’m single? …read all those posts; I say why DANG!
Transformers came out on DVD…and I didn’t give a damn…it’s a shame
What if you saw someone get smacked in the face with a fried pork chop?
..Just holdin it by the very end of the bone, haul back like… WHAP!
Mannnn I would ADORE a woman that made more than me
I am the American dream…more or less I’ve came from a lotta nothin and made myself a little somethin
Why are there poisonous snakes and spiders?
…who put them on the earth? SURELY there could’ve been better/different defense mechanisms than Death to humans
It’s a woman’s job to know how important the game is and to be cool about it; Just as it’s the mans job to know how important it is to hear about her day and how important Project Runway is
…the reason I win is because Project runway is important to me too…fuk yo day son! (kidding)
NOVEMBER 14 by the way….
I hope Narzi and Marilinda come back
Why no matter how much you stirred you couldn’t get rid of all the lumps in nestle quik?
If you’ve read for any amount of time you should be able to answer these 5 questions about me:
1. My Favorite Movie of all time
2. Fav Singer
3. State I was born/grew up
4. What actress I want oh so bad
5. When my hand are up high and my feet are down low what I’m doin
I’m that brand new guy…I don’t think my life is incomplete without marriage or children…and I don’t care if you don’t like it neefer
You know who had the Budunk? Six on Blossom
Why does alcohol exist? (Not that I’m complaining) but where was the need for mind/body altering beverages?
..And who decided they were safe to drink?
“Yo Daddy” jokes…never really caught on…just never ‘took’ you know?
Why when people call in sick, they always throw in some coughs?
I’m better than most women’s exes
You Big Monday post reading, sometimes commentin’ prolly lurkin, lunch havin, work need to be doin, if you’re sexy single and female need to be emailin me be’r…
You know what would potentially hurt? The electric Harmonica
No one plays madden anymore…I remember the game would come out and the fellas would spend HOURS gettin it poppin
…man, I don’t even think I’ve played anyone in the latest edition, I should start an Arlington/Alexandria/DC league LOL
I will say NCAA football is better
After I post this I’ma watch I love NY and whatever else I missed last night and then shoot some pool…for real this time
Take us out Six!
