I think I Think: Pondering Coles

February 4, 2008

Taking the time to type my blog for you, oh
Do you love the blog too girl?
Oooh don’t tell me, let- it- show
When you read me I know for real
That my thoughts can’t help grow
Because the comments you bring to me, my readers
Oooh I won’t go

Oooh this blog is so, (this blog is so)
I won’t let you go (I won’t)
Oooh this blog is so OH!
I won’t let you go

What a weekend…
I dunno; 2008 is NOT poppin off as love-love as I thought it would … I’ma have to change that Ryte Now

You know who is taken for granted? ME That’s who

2400 Is the new high score for SAT … when it was 1600 I got a 1350…I’d prolly still get a 1350 LMAO!

My bed is a trap…I cannot lay on that damn thing without gettin sleepy…it’s all comfy for no reason

I like runnin the vaccum…the lines on the carpet are cool.

I dunno…I think more than other bloggers I love the comments…because I think so random and weird it’s interesting to see/read what people like or pick up on
…what they relate to cuz lets be honest, no one thinks like me LOL

Most blogs are personal, or about music, celbrity gossip…relationships…this one? It’s about NOTHING at all
Just a hang out spot with some music and strange musings.

My left shoe is untied.

Dime Lines: In the Middle…still wish.

February. Blech

Watch me Crank Dat Lower your bills…

You ever want to just sit outside and throw M&M’s at peoples domes? I do.

Guess what makes me laugh…stuff.

OHHHHH You know what was the shyt!?! In High School we had the Heated Vending machines…had the Honeybuns in them!?
The Iced Honeybuns…with the white icing; hostess joints!?

Everyone should have a body pillow…they rock…do they make the tempurpedic ones?

You know what’s funny…when women be havin those LONG asses
Dem shits be lookin like a giant long ass “W’s” or like when people draw tounges with the line in the middle
And it be all flat like they been sitting down their whole adult life.

You ever notice that Keyshia Cole looks like Pinky?


Keyshia, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so, eclectik, but then it’d be Snow White and the Seven Samurai…

Seriously…this will be a historical election…there’s NO CHANCE Republican wins right?
HOWEVER if one finds SOMEWAY to make it through…let it be Rudy

People spend money and search for cell phone rings…then we keep our ish on vibrate all the time

All women should have lips like Mel

I’m droppin ALL 2007 Crushes…any 2007 crushes that Still want to be crushes will have to reapply and come harder.
…I’m Yahoo IM buddy list deletin and everything.

Oh hell yeah son! Why? Well…let me tell you:

Paradise Hotel is BACK!
…two tickets to Para-dice!

New Girlfriends and The Game tonight…

WHY is Kristin Dunst so damn unattractive? ANYONE could be Mary Jane but her

Keyshia, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so eclectik, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Lemme borrow a Glass of Orange juice…I’m thristy

AND let me tell you something…Hell date (While an AWFUL show concept) has some BANGIN ass women on it!
And Kiya! Mmmmm

 

You know we haven’t done in a while? Come on! First time in 2008 ……

Gig…o-lo Gig – Gig o -lo Gig…o-lo Gig – Gig o -lo

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey eclectik!
What?
Do the Gigolo!
The Giga what?
The Gigolo…

Well my hand up high my feet down low THIS da way I gigolo

I want to wear hats but I don’t have the head for it or something…I don’t look right; Ball caps maybe.

I use to want a tattoo…then I heard they use needles

That Kettle Corn popcorn is nasty…it’s all sweet.
2007 UH! One Year later…peace out Blog readers take me out with the fader…

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I don’t know…I think your blog is personal…random, yet personal.

    And you better bend yo lazy behind over and tie your left shoe.

    Hey, I will be Cranking Dat Lower Your Bills right along with you…let’s make a video and put it on youtube.

    lmao@ Keyshia…helping Brain to take over the world, huh.

    Rudy is a no go, and I am not trying to have a president Huckabee.

    Hmm…well if I was ever on the crush list, a true consideration…I should not have to re-apply.

    At least I have something to watch tomorrow.

  • http://turquoisesha.blogspot.com Mel

    You already know what I think about your blog, but I agree w/ Keli about as well.

    And ummm why did you have to call me out? That’s supposed to be a secret. I told you not to tell E. Ugh! I don’t like you anymore.

    My bed is the same way. I has to be, otherwise I would have to admit that I have narcolepsy.

  • cuzkaysaidso

    Oh my GOD! Crank dat Lower My Bills… with the alien. I laughed so hard for like 5 minutes. You know the one that’s more like a yell than a laugh. AHAHHHH!

    Your blog (about nothing at all) is that shyt.

    You didn’t hear? Rudy dropped out after losing Florida….9/11 terror attacks hogging so and so. Now he’s endorsing Senator McCain.

    I like the lines in the carpet too and the smell from that Arm and Hammer carpet fresh and it makes my weekend feel extra-productive.

    I feel you on Kettle Corn too.

    Keep the randomness coming.

  • Pretty Thick Chick

    E, you are the most random slumber buddy ever!

    I like that your blog is about nothing at all because it’s really about something…you’re like a black Seinfeld.

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    Pretty Thick that is one of the best compliments you could give me 🙂
    LOL@ Slumber buddy

    LOL Dillz You over there crankin that Alien!?
    Yeah I Knew about Rudy…but…feh.
    LOL@ Arm and Hammer

    Mel! What are you talkin about?
    Your bed too? Lemme see!

    Keli My blog aint personal…its nuthin
    Keyshia DOES look like Pinky LOL!…wanted to add more quotes

  • http://www.karrieb.blogspot.com Karrie B.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA @ keyshia cole celeb look alike. ppl say i look like vivian green…iono. she’s cute tho.

    do u know how much i love u?

    i have a big pink hello kitty body pillow. it’s great! before i got it i used to sleep with my hands between my legs which is equally satifying.

    already tmi…well maybe not for u…distant lover.

    -karrie b.

  • DollFace

    Oh really?

    i guess I will try to comment more since you enjoy them so.

    When you say crushes…does that include Zoe?

    Kristin Dunst…you never lied.

    You can always get Henna:-)

  • http://thenewgee.blogspot.com geeunit

    i can’t type cuz the rotation is making me do the wild thang..they call me gee-nice…i dunno i like the randomness but when other people do it – it sucks!

    nobody beats the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    so you dropping all crushes…one night stands? two night stands?? 30-day layaways???

    dag…

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    lmao @ Keyshia Cole looking like Pinky.

    That’s some funny ish.

    Something about that woman that does it for me. Smeary-looking and all.

    A heated vending machine? With the iced honey buns? Thats whats up!

    lol @ tattoos and their required needles

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    Don…she does it for me too sometimes
    just waitin for her to blurt out Narf in a song

  • http://www.nomoremsbehaving.blogspot.com Ms. Behaving

    I’m loving your randomness…the music @ your spot AND your blog in general. 🙂

  • http://turquoisesha.blogspot.com Mel

    Mel! What are you talkin about?
    Your bed too? Lemme see!

    Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. Keep on playing dumb.
    And maybe I’ll take a picture later and show you… Or not.

    And stop punking out on the tattoo tip. If I can stand to get four, surely you can withstand the ain of just getting one…. Maybe I just have more guts than you. Yeah that’s it. I have more guts than you. Man up E. Man up. Don’t be a punk.

    (And incase you’re wondering, yes I did just call you a punk on your own blog.)

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    -My 2008 is dry too!!! Thought I was the only one.. Gotta new car. Car Insurance is my worst nightmare. And I still catch the bus and train LoL Im so D.C/City its not even funny LMAO… I hate driving though.

    -No Kettle Corn… Mmmm that’s the best u have to get Act II though that’s the best.

    -2007 Crushes I want someone to crush on me LoL. I’d rather have crushes then random ass stalkers! Ughhh. I don’t even log on to my IM’s anymore. I make people text and call me now. Found out who were my real friends and real crushes…LoL still the same friends NO crushes as I thought LoL.

  • harriet

    only you could come up with something like coles looking like pinky…then find a pic of pinky with lipstick on. they DO favor one another! maybe she should spend her time trying to get royalties from WB instead of singing…LOL

    good stuff, as usual e!

  • http://myspace.com/charibais Cutie HU Girl

    Keyshia as Pinky! Classic! LoL

    I2I on Kirsten Dunst!

    Guess what makes me laugh… How random you are. lol

    I’d gigilo wit you anytime e

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Just wanted to look @ that picture of Keyshia Cole and Pinky, one more time.

    LOL.

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