“It’s self-explanatory, no one’s writin for me
The poetry I’m rattlin is really not for battlin
But if you want I will simply change the program
So when I’m done you will simply say “damn”

Weekend…

Happy times! Good laughs Good Convo and My BABY was Bizzack!

Girlfriend recap:

Those damn Bobcats were pissin me off but TOSU took care of business!
A ton of upsets
People got hurt
My Boys looked Pathetic! If they play like that any more they’d be lucky to win 2 games.
Cautiously optimistic.

What if we were hanging out ladies watching a DVD having some drinks and then I’m all like “Let me put on something more comfortable”
And I went to the bedroom and came back out in a Adult Spiderman Onesy?

…the feet in and everything, that would be the hotness…I’d get you like Wonderwoman in your size.

Kids are wack…parents are the blame too…they ‘child proof’ the house and stuff
Mannnnnnn my place wasn’t no child proofed! Everybody 25 or so and up has a scar or some sort of condition

Luck runs out, but talent and ability goes on forever

I must go see Eagle Eye…looks GREAT!

How did you know? Cuz I never told….you found out!

Entourage is bizzack!!!!

Gossip Girl, Prison Break and Terminator tonight

Hey say what you want but my original poetry is certainly…original lol
Do I get and LOL’z or props for the Nuva reference? Puahahahaha
…and how could you not wanna dewitt to the rotation? Now come here.

Why give people attention if they don’t give even 1/2 back? Right. So now let’s stop.

I love women in wide leg pants…
This is sexy to me

…specially wiff the jacket

Victor Newman is my idol
…hand down the best written character in TV History

People should make sandwiches with Banana Bread

You know what use to be my drank!? Yoo Hoo and Kaluah

The Official list of the top 5 things that makes me want a woman IN ORDER (Physical)

1. Pretty face
2. Clear soft skin
3. Toned Legs
4. Sexy stomach
5. Toned arms

You know where else seems to have some seck-c women? North Carolina

New Survivor Starts…and ummmm 2004 Gold Medalist in the relay Crystal Cox is on there….
Yep!

…watch she have all kinds of mowf and get voted off all early

Okay I’ma get the Cashmere…V neck or Crew Neck?

Why is it SWEALTERING in the office today?

You have NO idea how sexy accents can be…wow
…even curse words are a turn on

Seriously? I don’t know the guy but Tyler Perry Films makes me hate him
NOW If he made a black soap opera….THEN He’d be my favorite.

Feel darayne on yo skin!

Here’s the new game…watch The Hills and count all the fukd up faces they make like ever scene…

Let me get a handful of tater chips…come on…give it

Man I remember doin the wop so hard it was like your arm or head or both was gon break

Top Model…they are on some Bull kicking Sharaun off

ESP keeping The Tranny and Joslyn with that nose and the extra awkward chick…guess I’ma hafta roll with
Brittany!

BOY!

The Official list of the top 5 things that makes me want a woman IN ORDER (Non Physical)

1. Sense of humor
2. Laid Backedness
3. Work ethic/Goals
4. The Ability to hold a decent conversation even if about nothing
5. Aggressive/Competitive

I’m startin not to really like sweets as much…what gives?

What if I were against protesters….how would I show that?

What if I jumped out of an elevator and started sword fighting against random people using a carrot?

Why are tiny piece of shit ass candy bars “fun size”? That aint fun

Who knew Blackberry’s were the shit? I didn’t know that this “Blackberry Messenger” was supposed to be so damn great
…I like my Instinct.

Women LOVE them a man with a good personality…..when he’s attractive.

If I could only freak a new wardrobe it would be YEP!

What do they grow on Ant Farms?

I got a car full of girls and its going real swell
Next stop is the
 LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

*Whistlin*