“Let us begin, what, where, why, or when
will all be explained like instructions to a game
See I’m not insane, in fact, I’m kind of rational”

Kyle, Shell, Udee, Msdailey…guess it’s just us 5 now.

I’m drinking V8 now…it’s not too bad; it’s better than eating nasty ass veggies everyday

Basketball blows…who can actually watch a WHOLE game start to end?
…and who are all these 16 year olds running up and down the court?

I couldn’t fathom raising a child these days, to all the parents…sorry society sux

I mean I lasted almost a year…impressive I say

Payday is coming, guess what Ima get? Some Wendy’s

There’s like 5 movies I want to see, no movie date though…ugh
…I’m bout to go on BlackBloggermeet.com; get me a girlfriend
…gotta be sure NOT to mistake a ‘a’ for that last ‘e’

You have no choice but to take it higher after you rock down to Electric Avenue

Seriously.
Serena.
wow.

I have flat front pants and pleated pants…I hate the pleated ones now…but I have to keep them because they cost $350 a pair…ugh

When you’re having fun as a kid, what does “weeee” mean? …what if it’s just you? Then shouldn’t it me “Meeee”?

Why are celebs lives and activities SO damn important to people that don’t know them?
…use to be stupid celeb blogs would have all this personal mess on celebs NOW it’s everywhere…ugh
I miss being ignorant to other peoples business

Anthony gets let go on Runway AGAIN? ick, I might not even watch the finale now…Lifetime is ruining the show as well

Are people still going to jail? That’s not played out yet?

Sure women can be too thick for me…seems some women don’t understand what thick is though

HEY what they do with my 80 degree weather?

I need a girlfriend so I can have weekend wii resort battles!

Gotta get back into Chess

Why have flashy packages for dog food?
…are you trying to entice dogs to buy it?
…and why ‘funny’ names like “Pup-eroni”? Who cares?

Dana Dane might be the best storyteller in Hip Hop

Need new sneakers…next month I’ll splurge.

NFL …where the hell are you? Come back

Return of the Ahnk is LIKE that…Get Munny!!!!

I NEVER get to play spades anymore…I miss college
…shout outs to Joker, Joker, Duce, Duce

It’s more important to wash your hands BEFORE you use the restroom than after…you’ve been touchin and messing with stuff before you go in there and then you’re touching yourself.

Who’s afraid of gay people? Homophobic is not the right term

I’m just saying if the stomach stretch marks are like that, she’ll have to wear a cummerbund

I would like some waffles very much right now

Yes, this is really my actual stream of thought right now

A man with fresh flowers in his house…I dunno

Ugly Betty is done…awww man; she’s not so ugly either

I’d like a bag of Mesquite Smoked bacon Mike Sells please

Guess who’s smellin gooood???? me.

How are there NEW crackheads? Like no one has seen crackheads before, or what crack does to people…there’s people like “Yeah, I’ll try it” …wha?

“I don’t play around nor do I fuck around
and you can tell by the bodies that are left around

when some clown jumps up to get beat down
broken down to his very last compound

see how it sounds? a little unrational
a lot of mc’s like to use the word DRAMATICAL!

Fresh for ‘2010, you suckas…”