I Think I Think: hatchett-relaxation

May 7, 2007

Okay what I’m going to do is break this in 1/2 (Since people cannot comment on the blogs because of its length)
I’ma type per usual but post one 1/2 now the other 1/2 tomorrow…fair?

Interesting weekend…k, GREAT weekend


Spiderman 3 Grade: C (No real spoilers)

Okay, so I saw it…anyone that knows me knows I’m Super-duper Spider Man fan…waited MONTHS for this movie.
it was okay.
Too damn rushed
I still can’t get over how horrible Kristen Dunst looks those teeth alone
They ruined all the villains
Can another muahfuka find out that Peter Parker is Spiderman??
Venom was never called Venom
Dude was supposed to be a Goblin…not some fukn skateboarder!
They doing the twist and pelvic pumpin and finger pointing (While some was funny) damnit man!
The have Lizard right there…nothing.
If you’ve seen the cartoon or read the books…you know what’s up
recast the whole thing and give us a new movie

And…What happened to the “Spidey sense?” He was gettin blindsided the whole movie

Saw the fight…was THAT supposed to save boxing? I’m going to go with no.
NOTHING was better than Floyd showing up in full Mexican flag complete with sombrero LMAO he’s a nut.
They didn’t have to keep showing Floyd’s father either…Marion Barry mixed with Predator.

T Mac
He said it was all on him and he cried at the press conference…THAT was funny….ran off the thing like someone stole his GI Joes

The % sign looks like a fat boy sliding backwards on a See Saw

For whatever reason Young Jeezy looks like The Yellow M&M dressed up as a Police officer to me

Bought my mom-o Some Carols Daughter for Mothers Day…damn its expensive…smells good though

LOST will end in two more seasons…that’s it, so that means answers are coming

I’m going to say it, as far as singers go? No one rocks better ish fashion wise than Amerie…she’s outstanding

Seriously nowadays I think Rap AND R&B are just ways for lazy ass people to not go to college and do something with themselves
…shiddd at least Sports you gotta enroll and fake like you’re learning for the most part

I really want some BBQ

I don’t complain about being single anymore…guess i’m getting use to it.

IPOD Count: 2,332 songs

…Am I the only one with Porn on my IPOD?

Grown ass people can act so childish, ignorant and dumb…for no reason
…a cry for attention, that’s when I ignore them more.

Soooo…what is a Funyon?

You know how your foot on your arm ‘goes to sleep”? What if like your lips or nose did that?

Milk is stupid.

I think I have more lurkers than people that comment…not sure how I feel about that.

I never thought I had this massive ego or was a narcissist of any kind BUT think about it, who am I that I’m going to type something and expect people want to read it?
…what makes me so damned special?

Who eats Corned beef?

I want a Lap top, but then I don’t something about them screams “about to break” “I move slow” “I’m soon to be obsolete”

You know who can SO get it and get it often?
Judge Hatchett

Notice that Cell Phones don’t have a dial tone?
…but every now and then someone on a movie or TV show will get hung up on and you’ll hear one.

What makes a person un-dateable? I might be un-dateable

See? I’m typing too much, I wont be able to split it…f it.
…this is what happens when you dont pre write and you just freestly blogs

Ice Cube is 10 Times better than Pac; Cube is the G.O.A.T on the West side.

When I see people in flip flops I always look at their second toe

So a grilled cheese sandwich is basically toast and melted cheese? yuck, yall nasty

It makes sense if you meet someone with a sexy shape…sexy arms…whatever you think about sex with them right?

“Vainglorious, This Blog is protected by the Red, the Black, and the Green…With a KEY
Sissieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss”

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I still can’t get over how horrible Kristen Dunst looks those teeth alone
    -LOL, I find it hilarious that this is one of the things you noticed (or remembered) from the movie.

    They didn’t have to keep showing Floyd’s father either…Marion Barry mixed with Predator.
    -Well DAMN! Lol

    Leave T Mac alone…I so heart him for that, at least he cared, and was not out partying the next night in H-Town like Iverson. I’m just saying.

    The % sign looks like a fat boy sliding backwards on a See Saw
    -and when I think your thoughts could not get any more random…?

    I really want some BBQ
    -come to TX, I gotcha.

    Soooo…what is a Funyon?
    -I don’t know, but they taste good with tuna.

    I think I have more lurkers than people that comment…not sure how I feel about that.
    -at least you’re worth the peek, take it as a compliment.

    …what makes me so damned special?
    -So, have you come up with an answer yet? j/k I think you’re special, and you can take that anyway you want to.

    Judge Hatchett? Often? Wow, I guess that’s about like my Herman Edwards pick…don’t know.

    Ice Cube is 10 Times better than Pac; Cube is the G.O.A.T on the West side.
    -that’s your opinion, and I will allow you to have it.

    Holla!

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    I really want some BBQ

    ~Wow, never *hear you craving anything but juice and ice cream. Praise da lawd, he does eat! lol :p

    IPOD Count: 2,332 songs
    ~ If it ever goes missing.. don’t worry… i’ll give it back in 24hrs

    See? I’m typing too much, I wont be able to split it…f it.
    ~ good… I like them long

    When I see people in flip flops I always look at their second toe
    ~why?

  • http://jessicasong.net jess

    Seriously nowadays I think Rap AND R&B are just ways for lazy ass people to not go to college and do something with themselves
    -im just finding out that some schools offer hip hop as a course… my friend goes to binghamton and taking it. They’re giving you the opportunity to study hip hop like it should be studied. I hope they have the right professors.

    IPOD Count: 2,332 songs
    -200+ =(

    …Am I the only one with Porn on my IPOD?
    -er, no, hell i put porn on my ipod when i got it. the video ones, anyway. i did it with the intentions to play it on the train and make everybody nervousm, but i always lose nerve. i deleted it. also, family guy seasons like to take up ipods too

    You know how your foot on your arm ‘goes to sleep”? What if like your lips or nose did that?
    -i know this is so wierd and uncalled for, but my left vagina lip fell asleep once

    Milk is stupid.
    -i hate it but i can’t have coffee or cereal without it.. and i love coffee and cereal

    Who eats Corned beef?
    -people who love pastrami but want it saltier

    I want a Lap top, but then I don’t something about them screams “about to break” “I move slow” “I’m soon to be obsolete”
    -they SUCK. everything about them SUCKS. they SUCK.

    Notice that Cell Phones don’t have a dial tone?
    -whenever i got hung up on, i never heard a dial tone. i heard a click, silence, then after a long while some rapid crackhead beeping. Don’t ask me how i know.

    When I see people in flip flops I always look at their second toe
    -i look at their first. that whole long-first-toe thing creeps me out more than the long-second-toe thing.

  • http://blog.myspace.com/lovesjanuari januari

    LMAO…@ Jess….that is way too much info…

    so you’re telling me I get a double helping of the I think I think…yah…lucky moi… but leave out the y&r…I don’t watch that… j/k…I do read it so I can look cool among my soap watching peeps…lol

  • dean

    a luker… I’ll take that title. I do comment occasionally, but to be honest 9 times out of 10 you leave me speechless. That or I don’t fell that my comments are up to eclectik standards :). Anyway don’t be razed because every “luker” doesn’t leave a comment, at least they take the time to take in what you have to say, right?

  • http://yazmarsbreakthrough.blogspot.com Yazmar

    You know you dont’ have an ounce of sense right?

    Good Choice for Carol’s Daughter—I love it….matter of fact let me order me sum shit!
    Funyons are onions man…u grew up on’em lol

    You better know you have tons of lurkers so do I that Never post and thing but steal pics….
    I gotta comment everytime I visit because It just wouldn’t be right….lol

  • http://yazmarsbreakthrough.blogspot.com Yazmar

    Oh yeah the fact you said Judge Hatchett could get it

    Further let’s me know you don’t have no damn sense………..lol lol

    Can lily off Y&R get it too? lMAO

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    Man, am I the only person in these United States without an iPod?

    I don’t understand the two thousand songs…..How do you know what you got?

  • http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

    okay, my comment is gonna be real random. i took that “lurker” part personally. why? cause i had your page open for a while yesterday hoping i’d catch a lil break to read, but massa had other plans for me. hence, no comment til now. *sigh* furthermore, if someone is lurking, maybe they’re catching up on errything. not commenting can be a pain, but at least they’re reading . i have over 4k songs in my iPod. no, you’re not the only one with porn on their pod…NO! i don’t but knew someone who did and promptly got discharged from the Air Force. *dumb arse* Hip & RnB for lazy people…PREACH! i like funnyons erry now and again. i make some mean bbq E…want some? i saw a pick of that dunst girl lately and she’s NOT cute and looks old. doubt i’ll see Spidey; ain’t seen the previous either. when i see a cutie of the opposite sex i rarely think i wanna sex him; moreover wonder what his kisses are like and his voice is like. i’ve been single for 18 mos now and sexless for well…let’s say it’s been a while. ain’t stressin though; so you dont stress it either. meet me at the park, we’ll talk about folk and laugh so hard. *giggle*

  • prissy

    For whatever reason Young Jeezy looks like The Yellow M&M dressed up as a Police officer to me
    LMAO..yo i was just thinking this AM that he looks like a little old man with no teeth lol

    Who eats Corned beef?
    i doooo…my moms makes it the best. she sears it until it’s a little crunchy on the outside yummmm

    So a grilled cheese sandwich is basically toast and melted cheese? yuck, yall nasty
    you trippin…throw some grape jelly on the side of it and you have a gourmet meal:-)

  • http://jcdplace2be.blogspot.com/ julia_claudine_deveraux

    Wassup E!

    I feel you on the bar-b-que tip…I could go for some myself.

    I LOVE Funyons! Leaves the breaf a lil tart though…

    So Spiderman3 was a dud huh? They should have stopped at SM2.

  • Arianna

    “I’m going to say it, as far as singers go? No one rocks better ish fashion wise than Amerie…she’s outstanding”: Yes..OMG, I just downloaded her album, its so amazing, the songs “crush” and “crazy wonderful “have been on repeat for a minute. Dont sleep on that album E.

    “Ice Cube is 10 Times better than Pac; Cube is the G.O.A.T on the West side.”: He is underrated, but since “Are we there yet”, hes lost his credentials!

    “Who eats Corned beef?”:Shittious…who invented that anyway.

    “Floyd’s father either…Marion Barry mixed with Predator.”: Lol, the hottest mess Ive seen all year, did U tell him his hair looked hot like that?

    “Young Jeezy”: So fug, how does Keeshia fk with that?

    “how horrible Kristen Dunst looks “: One would think she could afford to get them shits fixed. Who could be a hotter MaryJane?

    “LOST will end in two more seasons…”: I think theyre shortening the seasons 🙁 , cant wait for tomorrow, I think Charlie might die!

    “What makes a person un-dateable? ” For me, bad skin, white (dont fk with the swirl), no sense of humour, no job, no manners, bad teeth, lives @ parents house, bad dresser, uptight, too many to mention….

  • http://vanitpages.bogspot.com Eddie Nicole

    Yeah, Kristen Dunst looked a fool. I’ve been talking shit about her teeth since she was little “Interview w/ a Vampire”, you would think by now that she would fix those pre-pubescent teeth of hers. SHe lost too much weight.
    I was rolling when she broke up with Peter’s ass at the Park. I had the whole theatre cracking the hell up. Did you see how hurt he was? I damned near laughed to tears. I was not feeling Venom’s ass. I need more of an understanding of what that black “gunk” shit was.
    Another part I was tight about was when everytime Peter was “black” he had the swoop bang and it even looked like he had on a little eyeliner to make him look more Gothic. So I give it a C-.

    THE FIGHT-
    I was one of the few black people going for Oscar de La Hoya. These little dudes running around talkin shit, I like how de la Hoya was cool and professional. Mayweather fought a good fight. Of course he had to act all niggerolish with the damn Sombrero (mad disrespectful, but funny). Shit, this is his real first fight, cause that Zab Judah fight didn’t count. Zab wasn’t shit for Mayweather.

    Back to Spiderman-
    Spiderman had a ton of villians, so when do you think this will end? Will there be another Spiderman? What do you think? I am not satisfied with this one!
    I heard Jaime Fox is supposed to play a villian in the next Batman, not a definite, but that’s what I heard.

    Peace and Blessings,

    Eddie Nicole

  • Creem

    For whatever reason Young Jeezy looks like The Yellow M&M dressed up as a Police officer to me

    **DEAD**

    Im so not liking your kind right now, LMAO E.

    ok i liked Spidey i thought the John Travolta stuff was funny. The Sandman special effects were awesome. I liked Harry, even burnt Harry cud get it but his character was corny. Venom, blahhhh. I was just laughing at him going to church asking God to kill Peter Parker. That was classic. “Hey God, can you off this dude for me please?”. Kirstens teeth are nasty, i know she may not wana go the white chiclet route like every other actor but damn get sum Rembrandt and a nail file dooo sumthing!

    I missed Mayweather coming in and i bet Fifty told his ass to come out with that sombrero. I love a funny man. wooo (fans self). Wish Mayweather would have whupped De La Hoyas ass though, i was waitng for at least a bloody nose or swollen eye.

    Ameries fashion game is sick and i like Onion rings better than Funions.

    LMAO Milk is stupid.

  • curvydva

    I liked Spiderman 3! I started watching the cartoons when they were on Fox, but I wasn’t into them before then. Wouldn’t consider myself a buff so I’ll let the average grade slide. You’re right though, what the heck happended to his spidey sense?

    The % sign looks like a fat boy sliding backwards on a See Saw
    -WOW…thas all I got to say about that one

    I don’t complain about being single anymore…guess i’m getting use to it.
    -I feel you on this one. Just decided I don’t even want a boyfriend right now

    Soooo…what is a Funyon?
    -Oniony goodness that’s what!!!

    You know how your foot on your arm ‘goes to sleep”? What if like your lips or nose did that?
    -Umm eww at the vagina lip comment…

    I think I have more lurkers than people that comment…not sure how I feel about that.
    I never thought I had this massive ego or was a narcissist of any kind BUT think about it, who am I that I’m going to type something and expect people want to read it?
    -You said you expect people to read it not comment…

    …what makes me so damned special?
    – I could tell you but you wouldn’t believe me…

    You know who can SO get it and get it often? Judge Hatchett
    -REALL?? Ok…

    What makes a person un-dateable? I might be un-dateable
    -No one’s undateable. We just don’t always want to go out with who wants to go out with us, or the one we want to date doesn’t want to go out with us. Such is life…

    So a grilled cheese sandwich is basically toast and melted cheese? yuck, yall nasty
    -Hater. Now I want one lol 😛

  • http://alwaysfunkyfresh.wordpress.com Always.Funky.Fresh

    The one thing I can say about T-Mac is at least he tried to play his ass off the last quarter….but still I didn’t need to see the tears after the game…..

    Y’all disappointing me with the Spidey comments….Gonna have me waiting for the DVD.

    Porn on the iPod……why do I need some of that?

    Yo why was I listening to XClan this morning….To the East!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Arianna

    Lol @ Blujewel “but massa had other plans for me”…really good 1.

  • IknowYouGotSoul

    I know you’re giving Spiderman a C, but I still want to check it out this weekend. I can’t help it. One day T-Mac will get past the 1st round. Kevin Garnett did it ONCE! I believe. Lost is right to end after 2 seasons. It’s already getting frustrating.

  • http://bliggidybloop.blogspot.com/ Blah Blah Blah

    I like the randomness of this post… all my post are random…you said pre-written? You usually write out your post first? O…K. Sounds like too much work for a blog but if it works for you… hell, maybe I need to try it, just so that my shit ISN’T so random….lol
    Did I just cuss on your comment section? Sorry
    Sorta
    No, for real…I am sorry (but not sorry enough to delete it…heeheehee)

    I figured you deserved a random comment since you wrote a random post…(I’m tryna work with you here dude…lol)

    Hey You!

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    I said I do NOT pre write

  • http://jessicasong.net jess

    haters. i’ve encountered other people in my life it’s happened to. the consensus is that it’s wierd but kind of pleasant. that’s all im going to say on that…

  • http://triplerdeezeemadd.blogspot.com/ DEEZEE

    I feel that spidey 3 sucked just like the last Xmen movie. Well not that bad but yu get my drift!

  • myykie

    Carols daughter is expensive but I will admit I’m a tui hair oil addict

  • Book

    Skittles Maybe?!

  • Arianna

    IPOD Count: 2,332 songs…Am I the only one with Porn on my IPOD?: I hope so. I too have an insane amount of songs on my IPOD, but alls I listen to is Amy Winehouse, 2new Amerie, and maybe 3 Timbaland songs.

    Where did u find that funyon pic?

  • Matt

    Judge Hatchett????

    What do you feel about the new judge from Divorce Court? Lynn Toler

    holla.

    PS – first time comment-er, previous lurker. asking for forgiveness

  • Sakeenah

    Yeah, Carol’s Daughter is expensive. I bought a bottle of lotion & some hair grease and the total was $31. I was shocked, but I paid it because #1 it’s quality and #2 it’s black-owned. Most other lotions are filled with chemicals, just look at the ingredients. They do nothing for the skin. I usually have to add vitamin E oil, shea butter or olive oil to them to doctor them up. You need to try CD’s Ecstasy lotion. Divine! You don’t even need to put on perfume.

    “I’m going to say it, as far as singers go? No one rocks better ish fashion wise than Amerie…she’s outstanding”
    Amerie is incredibly beautiful and her hair is gorgeous. Some girls are just blessed

    “I don’t complain about being single anymore…guess i’m getting use to it.”
    Friends fulfill affection needs. Having this website allows you much social interaction & keeps you busy so that it doesn’t feel so awful not being in a romantic relationship.

    “It makes sense if you meet someone with a sexy shape…sexy arms…whatever you
    think about sex with them right?”
    It’s hard wired into our biology to go after those who look the healthiest, like they can perpetuate the species with a healthy brood. Wide hips, youth, clear skin, ample breasts, bright eyes all spell powerful genes and childbearing-ready.

    “I really want some BBQ”
    I had some really great smoked chicken at this restaurant in Brooklyn. My eyes nearly rolled back I couldn’t believe how good it was. The place is called The Farm on Adderley, it’s on Cortelyou St.

    What did you think of the I love New York Show? Tango said he wasn’t in love with her that much he just had to go out big. Did you see how he broke up with her on the reunion?

    I hope you have that Ludacris video- Pussy Poppin- on your Ipod. That will make you cum every time

  • http://www.lolagetslife.blogspot.com lola gets

    Abracadabra, Allah baby, professor, All hail Funkin’ Lesson!

    Im sorry but I LOVE them! Ive even got some of their stuff in my car, lol.
    L

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