“Thinkin how hard it was to be born
Me being cream with no physical form

Millions of cells with one destination
To reach the best part that’s life’s creation

Nine months later a job well done
Make way cause here I come”

The rotation is gettin it!

I wish people would finish the “Guess what” Sentence

Why Popsicle? What is the ‘pop’ for? Cuz you pop it in yo mowf?

And speaking of poppin in my mowf…

Oh my DAMN those legs…

Seriously? I just want a woman with calves similar

I need a massage…who gives good ones? Come here

YES! Dirty Sexy Money is coming back…WITH Lucy Liu!

Look at what I have on today…

People should NEVER warm up fish at work…leave that mess at home; got it smellin like a Bad date

Remember the Beat it Song by Mike Jackson? Beat what?

If you’re not paying attention you can spend like 6 hours on youtube

Word up…these Dolce & Gabbana’s are hot to me…esp with some wide leg joints…or some high waisted jeans

…could just be me

How can you people eat liquid Chickens….ewwwww

I’ma get me a digital camera…then I could have pictures…wait.
Who’s going to take the pictures?

I should have a radio show for real, it would be bangin…talk Sports, relationships, TV, extra randomness

I rather ride a bike than run…I mean I don’t really do either but if I had to pick

Hey ladies…do you REALLY want 12 inches? What about 6?

Come on how seck-C would it be to show up in the Spiderman Feet-in Pajamas?
..Okay what if things were getting heated in the living room on the couch and then I led you to the bed and I had Queen Size SpongeBob Sheets?

Muze’s body is the SICKNESS!   

If only all women…

I heard the VMA’s were wick wick wikkiddy wack

These pants are bangers

Doesn’t music make you feel good?

Cuz I’m long and I’m strong…And I’m down to get the friction on

Y=Mx+b …don’t act like you knew.

Okay eclectik…what? Go: F, Marry, Kill
Ciara, Beyonce, Alicia Keys
I’ma say…
F: Ciara; She’s Toooo sexy and those legs and her skin and the way she moves her hips…YEP!
Marry: Alicia Keys; She’s sexy and her personality seems dope, like we can talk random bull…the skin really worries me though
Kill: Beyonce; Seems like I’d be bored and the convo is feh…she’s more pretty than sexy so I don’t want to F.
…
Ladies…your turn: Idris, Lance Gross, Kevin Garnett

When you get Chemo you lose ALL your hair…ALL everywhere

Let’s say that Wesley Snipes and Sheryl Underwood is Midnight Black…then I’m round 8:35

Salvatore Ferragamo  Gancio Lucchetto Hobo

So on the Hills…I’m lost; but I think I’m on Audrina’s side

Okay the pregnant lady at work came in late and I was all like…
“Where have you been?” and she was all “I went back to sleep”
And then I was like “You lazy fat people…ugh why don’t you work out?”

So if I met someone that had all 5 of my favorite non physicals and they didn’t have any of my 5 physicals?
Reality is I probably wouldn’t even know her because Looks attract, personality keeps
BUT if she had 3 of them we prolly can swing!

I wouldn’t want a fun ass Fantasia just like I wouldn’t want an idiot ass Ciara

Seriously? Football season!!!!!
It hampers my “get out” and “Company” on weekends, but fuk it…aint nobody ak like they wanted to kick it during the offseason so kiss it now

And SO WHAT Lizz Robbins beat me in the first week of Fantasy Football
…It’s her league and she’s a big fat cheater head!

Hard to get too mad when she looks like this

BUT she’s a cheater face and her team can kiss it! LOL
…well maybe she didn’t cheat but…shut up is what.

Popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!

I made some pasketti and it’s all yummy fo my tummy

Ella ella Aye

And you’re gonna find somebody like me one of these days…

Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,
hush puppy-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with.

Cause you Dismissed!