Haylaideez tail mii II

November 12, 2008

Again…I love women (we know this) and I dont get into the business of assuming, plus I love how the woman mind works
So I ask…

Hey ladies…

What’s more annoying/tedious to do? Shave the legs or Shave the Hey nanner nanner?

Ever masturbate laying on your stomach?

Ass smack or Hair pull? And what is the feeling of them??

Rank these:
Skinny jeans
Belted dresses
High-waisted pants

Why do women wear wigs?
…you have hair…the Celebs have hair…why the wigs? Can’t be that lazy right?

What if the guy is the size and width of a empty tissue roll…is that acceptable?

Bath and Body works or The Body Shop?

If you are truly preggo (and not just a Fatty McFatfat) is it okay for a stranger to come up and say congratulations?

Do you really believe if you make a man chase or wait he’ll respect you more/The relationship will last longer?

Are you looking for a sponsor? Would you be opposed to one right now?

What would you rather have?
Perfect breasts, Perfect Ass, Perfect legs, or Perfect waist/Stomach?
Why?

What’s worse? Getting your braids in or getting them taken out?

So scale of 1-10 What’s the lowest you’d date?

…Now what would he have to be if he was your height?

How do you pick out earrings?

Nipples: Licked or Sucked (Lightly) if you had to pick one

If your Nanner NuNu was a tad malodorous would you want the guy to tell you or play it off?

Have you had sex on the first date? Is it really that big of a deal?

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.blogspot.com Mia

    Shaving the nanner…lol

    Yep!

    can I have both…I can’t describe the feeling really, but its just something about it I LOVE!!

    Skinny Jeans
    High Waist pants
    Belted Dress

    Versatility or they don’t feel like doing their hair. Celebs do it because they are always changing their hairstyles…its easier and keeps your hair healthy because you’re not putting all the chemicals or heat to it.

    hmmmmmm…I’d have to try them out…they may know how to work it.

    The Body Shop

    If I was pregnant I wouldn’t mind…

    No.

    Ummmm…nah, but I wouldn’t be opposed to one either.

    Perfect waist/stomach…don’t know, its just cute. I’d love it all though.

    Getting my hair braided.

    4 w/ a BANGIN personality

    He’d have to be an 8.

    Whatever looks cute. Or if they match something I already own.

    Licked

    Well if it was I think I would know…but if I didn’t, I’d want to know…I think.

    No I haven’t…maybe the second. I’d do it…its not that serious to me. If I want to I’m going to do it.

  • http://theglamchron.blogspot.com/ OG

    I’m gonna attempt to ANSWER all your questions and not just go all Sarah Palin on you!! Here goes something….

    I don’t shave I wax and use nair in between.

    Totally its how I first started when I was a kid me and a pillow

    Either…but I think azz smack wins out!

    3 Skinny jeans
    1 Belted dresses
    2 High-waisted pants

    Man how can you LOVE fashion and not know why the wigs. Bad hair day can phuck up the fly-est of outfits. I wig because its way easier to change hair color texture length highlights. Hair is an accessory and GREAT hair is a must…although I have to admit that all wigs ain’t good wigs. Aunt Esther not a good look. A wig allows me to do all that crazy shyt I did to my hair in high school but keep the grown woman head of sensible hair I have growning out of my head. I guess the answer is VERSATILITY! Same reason for lashes and makeup and all other things glamourous

    Tissue roll the girth is good but the length I’m have to pass I think…well you never really KNOW until you try, it will surprise you what some men can do with their junk or a combo mouth and junk!

    The Body Shop. BBW was my young girl phase.
    As long as they don’t rub my belly

    not for sex, but for time yes. Men need to pursue you and your time, you shouldn’t just be there chillin always available. I think a man needs to know he wants you as opposed to you just being there. Most men will chill with convenient.

    Nope! Self-sponsored all day e’rry day!

    I think breast…but I’m not sure why.

    Depends…I can’t choose. I really can’t …okay, maybe taking them out because I actually do that myself.
    to be honest when I was dating I had a rule to go out once with anyone who asked respectful and was decent guy even if it was coffee. Even if he’s a 3 he might make a great friend and introduce me to my 10

    LOL @ the height question. I use to never date anyone shorter than my 5’10.5″ flat footed self but then I married a 5’8″ man and got over it, but then again I also divorced him and got a six foota plus a few inches. Super models do it all the time! That’s what I told myself when I was married.

    Daily I wear diamond studs…going out its based on outfit and how I feel at the moment

    SUCKED!!

    tell me! Hell I might have BV or be allergic to latex or your sperm (that’s the only way its going to be malodorous!) Plus I think if you could smell it I COULD SMELL IT TOO! Right?

    yep..nope…doesn’t make or break anything unless YOU let it. I was just talking with some friends about this I figure if you click every where else might as well see if sex is good otherwise all that other clicking don’t mean SHYT!!

    I hope I get some kinda prize for this!

    -OG

  • http://theglamchron.blogspot.com/ OG

    I’m gonna attempt to ANSWER all your questions and not just go all Sarah Palin on you!! Here goes something….

    I don’t shave I wax and use nair in between.

    Totally its how I first started when I was a kid me and a pillow

    Either…but I think azz smack wins out!

    3 Skinny jeans
    1 Belted dresses
    2 High-waisted pants

    Man how can you LOVE fashion and not know why the wigs. Bad hair day can phuck up the fly-est of outfits. I wig because its way easier to change hair color texture length highlights. Hair is an accessory and GREAT hair is a must…although I have to admit that all wigs ain’t good wigs. Aunt Esther not a good look. A wig allows me to do all that crazy shyt I did to my hair in high school but keep the grown woman head of sensible hair I have growning out of my head. I guess the answer is VERSATILITY! Same reason for lashes and makeup and all other things glamourous

    Tissue roll the girth is good but the length I’m have to pass I think…well you never really KNOW until you try, it will surprise you what some men can do with their junk or a combo mouth and junk!

    The Body Shop. BBW was my young girl phase.
    As long as they don’t rub my belly

    not for sex, but for time yes. Men need to pursue you and your time, you shouldn’t just be there chillin always available. I think a man needs to know he wants you as opposed to you just being there. Most men will chill with convenient.

    Nope! Self-sponsored all day e’rry day!

    I think breast…but I’m not sure why.

    Depends…I can’t choose. I really can’t …okay, maybe taking them out because I actually do that myself.
    to be honest when I was dating I had a rule to go out once with anyone who asked respectful and was decent guy even if it was coffee. Even if he’s a 3 he might make a great friend and introduce me to my 10

    LOL @ the height question. I use to never date anyone shorter than my 5’10.5″ flat footed self but then I married a 5’8″ man and got over it, but then again I also divorced him and got a six foota plus a few inches. Super models do it all the time! That’s what I told myself when I was married.

    Daily I wear diamond studs…going out its based on outfit and how I feel at the moment

    SUCKED!!

    tell me! Hell I might have BV or be allergic to latex or your sperm (that’s the only way its going to be malodorous!)I think I would know…but please confirm.

    yep..nope…doesn’t make or break anything unless YOU let it. I was just talking with some friends about this I figure if you click every where else might as well see if sex is good otherwise all that other clicking don’t mean SHYT!!

    I hope I get some kinda prize for this!

    -OG

  • http://sheneeds.blogspot.com Sheena

    Shaving the nanner.

    I’ve never done that before

    Ass smack wins, can’t explain why

    belted dress
    skinny jeans
    high-waisted pants

    I hate wigs, means you are lazy

    Ashamed to say, but I have came across one like this before. Very diappointing

    Bath and Body Works

    Sure, love the congrats. Just don’t touch me

    No, we are both adults. Talk, say what needs to be said and go from there

    Not currently looking for a sponsor.

    Perfect breasts, wish mine were tad bigger

    Taking them down, you are most likely doing this by yourself.

    5 is the lowest I could go

    7

    sucked lightly

    Tell me

    No, but never say never

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com 12kyle

    U r the greatest, e!

  • J Heazy

    Shaving the legs…I don’t mind playing peekaboo with Anna Mae

    Once or twice…takes too damn long and my arms get tired.

    Hair pulled, hard.

    High waisted
    Belted dress
    Skinny

    I bought a wig this past Halloween, rocked it at the club AND a few days after. They’re fun!

    I fcks with Charmin.

    Body Shop got that coconut!

    Sure why not?

    Depends on the man.

    Don’t need a sponsor. Will take a bald, smell-goodie blogger tho!

    Perfect tatas…I like the rest.

    Braiding takes too long

    A 6 with swagger, a 4 with intelligence and a Bill Gates 2

    My height– the same…with a 10 smile (or Bill Gates 2)

    I’ll be a happy girl with diamonds and pearls

    Sucked

    It would never, nor has it ever. Fact.

    It’s not a big deal…but I have never been able to do it! HAVE YOU E?

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Shave the hey nanner nanner…that ish just grows back too quick, and the skin is all sensitive in that area, and you have to make sure you don’t cut some ish up…thus why I would rather get waxed…

    Ever masturbate laying on your stomach? Yes

    Ass smack or Hair pull? And what is the feeling of them?? Both! It’s about the adrenaline rush…I like a man to be the aggressor, so hey…I just get off on that ish.

    1. Belted Dresses (although I am a skirt and blouse type chick)
    2. High waisted jeans
    3. Skinny jeans (cute, but I got some thighs on me)

    Wigs allow women to change up their style without changing their hair…or sometimes women are trying to repair their hair from over processing or too many weaves.

    2 empty tissues rolls stacked on top of each other is more my preference.
    If you are truly preggo (and not just a Fatty McFatfat) is it okay for a stranger to come up and say congratulations? Sure, I don’t see why not.

    I have never had braids…but I bet getting them out is the worst, have to make sure you don’t take your own hair out.

    Tell me if my coochie stank…if not, I will talk about you, lol.

    No sex on the first date…not something I would probably do, but then again, I don’t date either.

  • http://nada flyyhoneyy

    What’s more annoying/tedious to do? Shave the legs or Shave the Hey nanner nanner?
    (Shavin’ tha Nanner)

    Ever masturbate laying on your stomach?
    (lol…once or twice)

    Ass smack or Hair pull? And what is the feeling of them??
    (Ass smack..I love tha feelin’!! letz me know tha pusc is gettin’ 2 em…lol)

    Rank these:

    3.Skinny jeans
    2.Belted dresses
    1.High-waisted pants

    Why do women wear wigs?
    …you have hair…the Celebs have hair…why the wigs? Can’t be that lazy right?
    (Some women wear them for versatility…less stress on ya natural hair…not having to use chemicals and heat everyday.)

    What if the guy is the size and width of a empty tissue roll…is that acceptable?
    (Width wise…YES!!! LENGTH…errr NO!!..LOL)

    Bath and Body works or The Body Shop?
    (Bath & Body Works..especially my fav holiday scent..Vanilla Bean Noel..MMMM..also Cotton Blossom..YUMMY!!)

    If you are truly preggo (and not just a Fatty McFatfat) is it okay for a stranger to come up and say congratulations?
    (Yes..I think it’s cool..People said that to me all the time when I was expecting)

    Do you really believe if you make a man chase or wait he’ll respect you more/The relationship will last longer?
    (Well, for me personally, I did make my man wait..and this was back in tha day…and we are still togetha till this day. I think if he TRULY loves and RESPECTS you…if u want to wait…he’ll wait….just my opinion tho.)

    Are you looking for a sponsor? Would you be opposed to one right now?
    (lol..nope)

    What would you rather have?
    Perfect breasts, Perfect Ass, Perfect legs, or Perfect waist/Stomach?
    Why?
    (Tha tataz..ass…n legz are pretty much bangin…I’d say…Perfect Waist/Stomach…not saying that it all flabby…but I do have some abs..I just wish I had more definition to them..like Ciara or Rihanna..hell…even beyonce.)

    What’s worse? Getting your braids in or getting them taken out?
    (Definately take’n those damn braids out!!..that shit is a PAIN!!)

    So scale of 1-10 What’s the lowest you’d date?
    (Hmmmm…I’d say 5(with a good sense of humor and a hopless romantic)

    …Now what would he have to be if he was your height?
    (If he was my height…which is 5’7…he would definately have to be a 8…9…lol.)

    How do you pick out earrings?
    (I wear diamond studs…or small hoopz)

    Nipples: Licked or Sucked (Lightly) if you had to pick one
    (Licked!! OMG!!) =X

    If your Nanner NuNu was a tad malodorous would you want the guy to tell you or play it off?
    (Hell yea…but u know damn well that if otha people smell u…you know YOU can smell YASELF!! UGH!!)

    Have you had sex on the first date? Is it really that big of a deal?
    (Neva did….it’s just not me..*shrug*)

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